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  1. LACK OF COURTESY
  2. Fuck my drag, right?
  3. (+/-) Ben Driebergen ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers vs...
  4. (+/-) Chrissy Hofbeck ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers..
  5. (+/-) Ryan Ulrich ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers vs...
  6. (+/-) Devon Pinto ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers vs...
  7. (+/-) Dr. Mike Zahalsky ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers..
  8. (+/-) Ashley Nolan ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers vs...
  9. (+/-) Lauren Rimmer ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers vs...
  10. Holy Shit
  11. (+/-) Joe Mena ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers vs...
  12. (+/-) JP Hilsabeck ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers vs...
  13. (+/-) Cole Medders ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers vs...
  14. (+/-) Desi Williams ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers vs...
  15. (+/-) Jessica Johnston ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers..
  16. (+/-) Ali Elliott ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers vs...
  17. (+/-) Roark Luskin ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers vs...
  18. (+/-) Alan Ball ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers vs...
  19. (+/-) Patrick Bolton ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers vs...
  20. (+/-) Simone Nguyen ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers vs...
  21. (+/-) Katrina Radke ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers vs...
  22. rozlyn
  23. New Year, New Look
  24. Disgusting
  25. Are you fucking serious?!!?
  26. 183
  27. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
  28. Sorry not sorry
  29. My, my, my
  30. Lemme tell you sumfin about Kaylabby
  31. Survivor HHH Pre-Show Thoughts
  32. ATTENTION ALL TENGAGED
  33. Survivor: Matriarca Island --- CAST RELEASE
  34. Dear Ethan,
  35. I didn't want to make this public, but..
  36. SPAM
  37. First you need to know about BioDork
  38. Biggest bitch on this site
  39. WATCH THIS BITCH
  40. It's hard to witness a false fact

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LACK OF COURTESY Apr 12, 2018
imageI think that the biggest issue on Tengaged at the moment is the lack of courtesy and the lack of respect. Maybelline / kansasmoon, you know, if you want to play games wif making up sick shit about cancer fatalities, you should play games wif cancer at home. You shouldn't PLAY GAMES wif cancers on Tengaged and tell all of my friends that Lynn DIED for no motherfucking reason.

Like, these things make me very, very vocal.

I am so sorry Lynn. You should have texted me... I would have answered and set the record straight. But I guess that wouldn't have made sense since that BITCH told me you was dead.
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Fuck my drag, right? Mar 28, 2018
I am giving up individual immunity to Natalie.
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(+/-) Ben Driebergen ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers Mar 9, 2018
imageBen was a castaway on Survivor: Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers and was a member of the Heroes / Levu tribe for being a Marine and veteran suffering from PTSD.

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"Starting off as the key member of the original Levu tribe, Ben found himself in the minority following a Tribe Switch. Thanks to a string of challenge victories, Ben was able to make the merge where he found himself as the swing vote for the first Tribal Council, and took charge of the Solewa majority alliance. This time was short lived as Ben's short-temper and controlling demeanor turned all of his allies against him. With the odds against him, Ben managed to survive and reach the Final Tribal Council by finding and playing three Hidden Immunity Idol in a row and beating Devon Pinto in the unprecedented final four fire-making Challenge. His idol plays and status as an underdog combined with the jury's general dismissal of Chrissy Hofbeck and Ryan Ulrich's gameplay, rewarded Ben the title of Sole Survivor in a 5-2-1 vote." (Survivor Wikia)

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•        Out of any Sole Survivor, Ben has more votes cast against him with 11. This was previously held by Aras Baskauskas of Panama with 9.
•        Thus, with those 11 votes against him and losing 3 jury votes, Ben played the most imperfect game of any Sole Survivor. 
•        Ben is the third castaway from Idaho, after Sherri Biethman and Taylor Stocker. Interestingly, Sherri also made final 3 and Taylor made jury, giving Idahoans pretty good odds of making it far on Survivor.
•        Ben is the oldest and highest ranking member of Levu. Ben is tied with Russell Hantz in Samoa, Tony Vlachos in Cagayan, and Tai Trang in Game Changers for the most Hidden Immunity Idols found in a season, with 3.
•        Unlike those three, Ben is the first castaway to play those Idols at three consecutive Tribals. He is also the first person to play an Idol before the votes were read under the current rules.
•        Ben also found his third Idol the same night he played his second, which is the shortest time between playing and finding an Idol.
•        Ben is the first person to negate every single vote but his own with an Idol, also holding the record for percentage of votes negated with Idols with 85.71%
•        Ben is only the second winner to become Sole Survivor after winning a fire making challenge, after Bob Crowley
•        Ben is the 9th castaway to win Survivor without winning individual immunity, after Tina Wesson, Sandra Diaz-Twine, Yul Kwon, Earl Cole, Todd Herzog, Natalie White, Tony Vlachos, and Sarah Lacina
•        Ben had the most confessionals in HHH, with 70 overall.

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(+/-) Chrissy Hofbeck ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers Mar 8, 2018
imageChrissy was a castaway on Survivor: Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers and was a member of the Levu / Heroes tribe for being an actuary.,. or being a mom? #AllMomsAreHeroes

[Pre-Swap]:
•        Chrissy started off on the Levu tribe and the episode portrayed her as close to Katrina (although that was not really the case in reality, according to both women)
•        Levu lost the first immunity challenge, where Chrissy memorably threw up after the challenge
•        Before the first Tribal Council, she found a super Idol in her backpack (secretly given to her by Ryan); she ultimately did not use the Idol and joined the others in voting out Katrina
•        She later formed an alliance with Ben

[Tribe Swap]:
•        On Day 9, she and JP were swapped to the Soko tribe; she was approached by Ryan who told her that he gave her the super Idol, which bonded them instantaneously
•        When Soko lost immunity Day 14, Chrissy talked to Roark about strategy, which led Chrissy to target her; she told JP that Roark was forming an all-women’s alliance and convinced Ryan to flip on Ali and vote with them; Chrissy herself received votes from Roark and Ali.
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[Merge]:
•        At the merge, she approached Ben about continuing to work together, along with Ryan and the former Heroes
•        Her Round Table alliance put her in a dominant position at the merge, voting out Healers back to back, only for her alliance (Devon, Ashley, Ben, Lauren) to turn on her, Ryan, and JP, and blindside JP – at first she was unaware Ben was in the loop
•        On the bottom, Chrissy dug deep and won the next immunity challenge and Joe was voted out, much to her delight
•        Chrissy found out afterwards that Ben was a double agent, which led to a verbal fight; when she won the loved one challenge, she chose not to pick Ben
•        Ben himself found himself on the bottom and apologized to Chrissy and told her about Lauren’s advantage, Chrissy wanted to join him in targeting Lauren but couldn’t get her allies to flip, leading her to join others in voting for Ben, although he saved himself with an Idol
•        Chrissy won a reward challenge with Devon and they picked Ryan so they could solidify a final 3 deal; Chrissy went on to win a second individual immunity
•        Once again, Ben played an Idol, causing Ashley to go home
•        Chrissy won a third individual immunity on Day 37 and searched endlessly with Mike and Devon for a clue to an Idol; they were unsuccessful
•        Chrissy devised a scheme to use her defunct super Idol to fool Ben into thinking it was real, unfortunately Ben had the real Idol and Mike went home
•        Chrissy won the final immunity challenge on Day 38 which came with a twist: she got to take 1 person to the end with her and pick the other 2 to fight for the final spot in a fire-making challenge
•        The twist messed up their plan to vote out Ben, so she picked Devon to take Ben on in the fire challenge, with Ryan being given a spot next to her
•        Ben ended up defeating Devon, which led him to sit next to Chrissy and Ryan

[Final Tribal Council]:
•        Chrissy was praised for her challenge dominance by Ashley, Cole, Desi, Lauren, and Joe
•        She faced criticism from Joe about her social relationships and also faced criticism for allowing Ben to find so many Idols from Desi
•        Cole asked her about her social bonds, which Chrissy revealed she remembered small details about the castaways, revealing Cole’s ACT score
•        Unfortunately, despite her challenge wins, it was not enough to defeat Ben, she received votes from Mike and Ashley, which made her the first runner-up over Ryan
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Chrissy quit her job to appear on Survivor. She had the first confessional of the season and is the first female to possess a super Idol. She is the highest ranking female of the season. Chrissy is only the fourth female to win four individual immunity challenges in a season, tying the record with Kelly Wiglesworth in Borneo, Jenna Morasca in The Amazon, and Kim Spradlin in One World (interestingly, Kelly and her were runner-ups and Jenna and Kim won)—Chrissy is the oldest female to achieve this. Andrea Boehlke, Amanda Kimmel, and Parvati Shallow have also won four immunity challenges counting their return appearances. Chrissy is only the third castaway to place second place in a Final 3 where all finalist received jury votes, after Courtney Yates in China and Jaclyn Schultz in San Juan Del Sur- like those two, she received 2 jury votes.  Desi Williams considers Chrissy her least favorite person in the world and despises her. It took her 34 seasons to get on, having first applied for Season 2, The Australian Outback.

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(+/-) Ryan Ulrich ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers Mar 8, 2018
imageRyan was a castaway on Survivor: Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers and was a member of the Hustler / Yawa tribe for being a bellhop with an ugly red turtleneck.

[Pre-Merge]:
•        During the marooning, he found a secret advantage on the ship, which turned out to be a super Idol; however, if his tribe didn’t attend the first Tribal Council, he would need to give it to someone on the losing tribe (which was Chrissy, who kept it and didn’t use)
•        On Day 2 he aligned with Devon and told him about the Idol; he later aligned with Ali
•        Ryan joined his tribe in unanimously voting out Simone on Day 6
•        On Day 8, he argued for Patrick to stay, but was overruled by Devon and Ali, who opted to keep Lauren instead
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[Tribe Swap]:
•        On Day 9, Ryan and Ali were swapped to Soko and Ryan lucked out with Chrissy from Levu also being swapped there; he told her about the Idol which immediately caused them to work together
•        On Day 14, Ryan found himself the swing vote between voting out his new ally Chrissy, or Roark, who was working with his ally Ali; he ultimately shocked Ali and turned on her, voting out Roark instead
•        Ali confronted Ryan after Tribal Council; Ryan later made amends with Ali and started to fear JP would be a threat at the merge; ultimately, he and Chrissy decided to vote out Ali over JP when they returned to Tribal
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[Merge]:
•        Ryan joined The Round Table alliance, seemingly led by Ben, and they controlled the first few votes at the merge
•        He found a Hidden Immunity Idol, which led to a dramatic Idol fight between Cole and Chrissy on the beach
•        He separately told Devon and Ben about his Idol; the two would later compare notes and caused Devon to distrust Ryan
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•        Ryan was blindsided when Ben, Ashley, Devon, and Lauren turned on him and Chrissy and blindsided JP; Ryan tried his best to amend his friendship with Devon but was unsuccessful; he was also unsuccessful at wooing Mike over
•        Convinced he was the target, Ryan wasted his Idol to save himself, despite not receiving the majority of votes
•        Ryan got to see his dad and share the reward with him, thanks to Chrissy
•        At a reward challenge, he made a final 3 pact with Chrissy and Devon
•        Despite multiple attempts to vote Ben out, Ryan was unsuccessful, which led to the departures of Ashley and Mike
•        At Final 4, Chrissy won final immunity, which in a twist, allowed her to pick who would be sitting next to her and which two would compete in a fire making challenge; believing Devon was more capable of beating Ben, she picked Ryan to automatically be in the final 3 with her
•        Devon lost, making the final 3 Ryan, Chrissy, and Ben

[Final 3]:
•        Ryan was accused of playing an inferior game to Ben and Chrissy, that his conversations lacked strategy, he didn’t make strong enough social connections, and that he had poor work ethic around camp
•        He tried to argue that his social maneuvering and partnering up with Chrissy and Devon warranted him the win, but that failed to sway the jury
•        In the end, only Devon voted for Ryan as the underdog, with Ryan placing third/second runner-up with 1 vote, Chrissy in second with 2 votes, and Ben as the sole survivor with 5 votes.

Ryan has previously interned for both the U.S. House and U.S. Senate, as well as the British Consulate. He wants to go to law school. He is the highest ranking member of the Hustler tribe, placing third. He is also the third 3rd place finalist to receive a jury vote, following Amanda Kimmel in China and Missy Payne in San Juan Del Sur. He is the only male to do so. However, Amanda was robbed (for second) and Missy’s sole vote was from her daughter, so his pity vote from Devon puts him somewhere in between them in impressiveness. Every other final 3 had the person in third place receive zero votes and/OR there was a tie for second place (i.e. Dawn & Sherri in Caramoan).

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(+/-) Devon Pinto ~ S35: Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers Mar 8, 2018
imageDevon was a castaway on Survivor: Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers and was a member of the Hustler / Yawa tribe for being a surf instructor.
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Devon formed an alliance early on (day 2) with Ryan, who told him about finding the super Idol and giving it to Chrissy. Devon found himself in the majority alliance, helping send home Simone Day 6 and Patrick on Day 8, with Devon wanting Patrick out over Lauren. Devon was swapped to Levu on Day 9 during a tribe swap and was the only Yawa on the tribe. With 2 heroes and 2 healers, Devon found himself the swing vote, with both sides going after his vote. Joe lied and said the heroes were targeting him, which caused Devon to distrust Joe and gravitate towards Ashley, whom he formed a tight bond with. At Tribal Council, Jessica from the other tribe used an advantage to block his vote, preventing him from voting, leading Alan to go home when Joe used an Idol. This brought Ashley and Devon even closer together and the two tried to convince Desi to flip on Joe and join them, however, they were safe until the merge.

At the merge, Devon teamed up once more with Ryan and became a knight on The Round Table. Ryan told him in confidence that he had an Idol, but after speaking with Ben, he found out Ryan also told him, causing him to lose trust in his ally. On Day 25, he solidified a final 4 deal with Ben, Lauren, and Ashley to target Ryan, Chrissy, and JP and Devon revealed that Ryan had an Idol. They put their plan into action, successfully blindsiding JP, and Ryan did his best to win Devon back over but failed. Devon came up with a scheme to flush Ryan’s Idol and blindside Joe. At this point, Ashley told Devon she no longer wanted to stay loyal to Ben.

At the immunity challenge, Devon and Ashley exposed how tight they were when Devon gave up immunity to her. Ben overheard Ashley talking to Devon and Lauren about blindsiding him, and at Tribal, they attempted to, only for Ben to play an Idol and eliminate Lauren with a single vote. Devon and Chrissy made a final 3 deal with Ryan. The Idol was fractured between voting out Ashley or Ben, with Devon not wanting to turn against her. When Ben presented his Idol before the votes were cast, Devon had no choice but to join the others in unanimously voting Ashley out.  Chrissy came up with yet another scheme to vote Ben out, but uneasy about Ben’s calm attitude, Devon threw a vote against Mike, which ultimately saved him when Ben played an Idol, causing a 1-1 tie between him and Mike. Devon was saved during a revote with Mike being sent home.

Chrissy won the final immunity challenge, but in a twist, found out she had to pick 2 people to compete in a fire-making challenge to earn the final spot in the final 3, and pick one person to automatically join her. Wanting to eliminate Ben once and for all, she picked Devon to compete in the fire making challenge, as he was better equipped than Ryan was to do so. Devon practiced making fires all day, but at Tribal Council, Devon was unable to defeat Ben, sending himself to the jury on Day 38 as the 8th and final member of the jury. As a juror, he voted for Ryan as the underdog and was his only vote, as Ryan was defeated 1-5-2 to Ben and Chrissy.
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Devon went longer than any other castaway on HHH to receive a vote for eliminate, both of which were from Ben at one of the final tribals. He is the first and so far only castaway to abstain from voting at Tribal Council due to a twist. He is also the first and only castaway to be eliminated by a physical challenge with no vote taking place prior (excluding medevacs).
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