We all know allison as TG's old drunk aunt/whore. Like everyone's aunt, she sometimes does not hold back. In honor of the Jewish New Year, here are some memorable Allison moments.
1) The time she wanted Survivor: Pearl's Island runner-up Lillian Morris to physically assault her with her vagina.
"I need Lillian Morris to smack me with her puss"
2) The time she confused the act of doxxing with the sexual act of docking.
"about DOXXING im like wtf isn't that when two men, one takes his circumcised penis into the other man's uncircumcised penis and wanks at it until they cum?? But then I had to google it and realize oh wait thats DOCKING....."
3) When she was sick of a troll's shit (or their gifs of people eating it) and reported them to the authorities.
[BANNED USER] one more porn gif showing people gobbling down SHIT, I will be reporting you to the police. I live right by a police station. What you are doing, is a crime. There are minors on here and they should NOT be subjected to this. Your IP address will be tracked and you will get a knock at your door.
4) the time she implied NICOLE FRANZEL WAS A RAT and acted like Julie Chen was reacting to the smell of rat feces.
5) The time she compared cop turned "criminal" survivor winner and game changer Sarah Lacina to a mass-murderer and insane ex president.
"GETTING VOTED OUT OF CAGAYAN CARRYING THEIR TORCH SAYING "WHO FLIPPED?!" and MICHIGAN IS KASS"
NOTABLE MENTION:
The time Allison's grandma called the optometrist Shrek
Shana Tova/ Happy New Years to Allison and all her Jewish siblings on this site :) !
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We all know allison as TG's old drunk aunt/whore. Like everyone's aunt, she sometimes does not hold back. In honor of the Jewish New Year, here are some memorable Allison moments.