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BengalBoy

BengalBoy's blog

  1. [PICS] Adventures In Thailand 🇹🇭🐘
  2. PYN FINISHED
  3. [PIC] Guess The Tengager I Met 😱😱
  4. [PYN] And I'll Tell You Your Greatest SKILL
  5. [VLOG] Califica mi espanol
  6. [PAC] For a 2022 OPINION
  7. LMAO alright Jadine?
  8. Calling Out Sebbers.
  9. LMAO I rember when
  10. Nothin' wrong with the dude's weight
  11. If Mmabatlokoamolefe did that
  12. It's Time. Exposing Danger
  13. Our Temp's a Good Lad
  14. Just FTR
  15. 1001games: "Keep it in your pants."
  16. 1001games
  17. COMPLETED Travel PYN
  18. PYN For Where We'd Travel
  19. [PIC] Bouta Enter Dynamic Duos
  20. POST YOUR FAVE MEMORY OF ME
  21. ❗ URGENT ❗
  22. Who finna join STARS with me?
  23. [PIC] SAWCHUK55's Laptop
  24. help me get in shape
  25. [PIC] SELFIE
  26. Tengaged's Newest SUPER GOLD Level!
  27. [PYN] FOR A RANKING & OPINION
  28. ⭐REJECTED FOR STARS WAW⭐
  29. Hang on
  30. ‼️ 5 Things Tengagers Need To LEARN ‼️
  31. ❗HELP❗ Where Should I Travel Next?
  32. Racism on Tengaged
  33. Comment your FAVE thing about me
  34. PYN
  35. [PYO] Post Your Opinion, I'll Post Mine
  36. THE TRUTH ABOUT SAWCHUK55
  37. #SelfieGate
  38. [PYN] and I'll HYU
  39. Finished PYN
  40. My Pussies Licked Checklist

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g2bandrew Aug 24, 2009
imageThis little fella, gottabeandrew, is pictured here giving someone a right telling off.
He was a young lad at the time, haha!
Points: 625 24 comments
Just seen Richard and Judy Go Large Aug 22, 2009
imageBeing an avid fan of Richard and Judy's daytime chatshow, I felt inclined to visit the cinema and see their new movie, "Richard and Judy Go Large".

Surprisingly enough, the movie was PG-12 rated. The woman at the counter called me up on my smooth face and squeaky voice, so I had to flash her my pubes to prove I wasn't 8 years old.

When I got into the movie, I picked a back row seat. One of them annoying familys who don't fucking shut up had to go and sit next to me, so I moved down a few rows. Obviously this was a bad choice aswell as another family went and sat behind me and their son started kicking my chair. I got so angry that I threw my popcorn at him. His parents weren't happy in the slightest.

I walked to the toilets to calm down a bit. I found a Pokémon card on the floor, it was a Kabutops. I cheekily pocketed it.

I walked back in the movie and went to a cluster of empty seats so I would hopefully no longer be bothered. After the boring boring old previews the movie finally started. It also told people that if they caught someone recording the movie they should report them immediately, which is a crying shame because I was raring to test out my new video camera. Maybe next time eh?

The movie was... Weird. I love Richard and Judy as much as the next guy, but seeing them out of their studio was just surreal and unnatural. I also felt that they tried too hard to be funny, and rode the cock of each person they interviewed. I was disappointed at the lacklustre work of my idols.

I walked out the movie and a man turned to me and asked, "How was it?"
My reply?
"I laughed so much at the litany of clichés that I finally had to admit I was entertained from start to finish by this cheesy knock-off."

I walked away with my dignity intact.
Points: 53 10 comments
dno Aug 21, 2009
imageI was sitting in the garden playing BopIT! Having a lot of fun, a distraction popped up as a spider creeped onto my neck. I dropped my BopIT! game, picked up the spider gently and put it in my hand. The look on my face was one of immense anger, "Welcome to your doom!" is what I shouted at the spider... But then something happened...

The spider looked at me, don't ask me how I know, it just did. I felt a connection to it. We exchanged brainwaves. It told me it was sorry, I told it I was the one who should be sorry. After all, who am I to take a life? This spider hadn't hurt me in the slightest, just slightly distracted me from BopIT! (it actually caused me to Twist It when I was meant to Flick It). Surprisingly, the spider was very understanding. I burst into tears. I couldn't believe that just 5 minutes ago I was actually planning on murdering this friendly, selfless spider. It told me it happens to other spiders all the time, and I shouldn't feel bad as it is the societal norm and who am I to go against that? But I did feel bad. I cried and I cried as I embraced the spider in my hands.

In the end the spider told me it would be fine out there in the wild. I gave it a heartfelt goodbye and sent it on its way. Leaving BopIT! on the floor I went to the kitchen to make a turkey sandwich. My mum saw my eyes and asked me why I had been crying, so I told her I had been evicted on a Big Brother STARS game. Jokes on her because I haven't joined stars in weeks rofl.
Points: 100 7 comments
I'll write a POEM about you! Aug 21, 2009
imagePost your name, you may aswell!
Points: 434 116 comments
What do you think of homosexuals? Aug 20, 2009
imageI think they're pretty gay.
Points: 464 35 comments
metslover's face when he was evicted from stars Aug 18, 2009
imageHe was upset at the time, haha!
Points: 82 5 comments
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