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ps Aug 28, 2009
imagethanks to all those who saved and supported me the 3 times i went up, obviously i couldn't stay in forever :P
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STARS: Behind the PMs Aug 28, 2009
imageEver wonder what goes on behind the scenes? That's right. I'm blowing the lid off.

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Some pretty post watershed shit.
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Funniest Tengager!? Aug 27, 2009
imageWell! I was quite surprised to win this, probably because I'm so serious all of the time! People are always telling me to crack a smile and when someone tells a joke I release nothing but a dignified chuckle.

I showed up to the awards with my volleyball shorts on (had a hole in 'em) and a Minnie Mouse tank top. It was actually my Minnie Mouse t-shirt but I took style advice from fashion guru David "The Delinquent" Vegemite and cut the sleeves off to make it a tank! I wore these same clothes yesterday, I know. But I wasn't expecting to win an award, so impressions didn't matter much to me!

First I was up for the most underrated player award. Vessa got 3rd. I wasn't expecting to hear my name at all but I popped up at 2nd! Wutuf! If anything I'd say I'm overrated, but alright... Ok. Realitynerd got first and good on ya pal, I'm not sure if this was voted on gameplay or personality but I'm guessing personality since realitynerd has 1 win and boygenius2010 who got 4th has 10 wins in a row! But obviously realitynerd did SOMETHING right to get so many votes so good on ya pal! All the lads down at the Mike Graham Recreational Unit were rooting for ya, I'll tell you that for free!

So next the funniest Tengager award pops up. I didn't even want to listen. I can't bare these funny people who make rude jokes and silly phrases. The third was a tie between pablito and Emmaleigh. Second? Well, second was TheGreatXL. I was just walking out of the vicinity when I heart "First... BengalBoy!"
I froze. The spotlight hit me. I went redder than kykysimon92 when he was confronted by 3 pairs of male feet on Stickam. Was I being stitched up? Was I on Ant and Dec's Saturday night takeaway? Everyone was looking and clapping at me so I had to go up and give a speech.

I was lost for words at the time- haha! So sorry for my vague and uninteresting speech. I hope you understand. Also, a memo for the ladies, you may have noticed a very small bulge in my volleyball shorts. Well I assure you, it was only the nerves! Only the nerves! Nothing to worry about there!

So all in all a good time was had by everyone, and I'm happy to win an award and be a runner-up in another. I've got to say one thing though, Alex1991, you are a vandal. Lexxu has worked so hard to make polls and advertise and close those polls and you have to go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "rigged". You are a mindless miscreant. Luckily Lexxu retained a level of professionalism. Well he ran out in a huff but still.

Well done to all the award winners and runners-up, and thankyou so much to all the voters!
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A blog about chocolate milk Aug 27, 2009
imageMy mother was cleaning out my room. She caught a glimpse of my computer. Now I'm not great at hiding things, so there was a folder on my desktop named "XXX". Obviously my mother brought it upon herself to look inside it, and just as she did I walked in...

"What is this?" she asked, with a disgusted expression. I looked at the computer and it was too late, she'd found my folder. This wasn't any XXX folder, this was a chocolate milk folder, it had people drinking chocolate milk in different poses, different ways, many different positions. I couldn't answer, I just ran out of my house with nothing but a Minnie Mouse t-shirt on! And my netball shorts, actually.

I went to the wee cafe down the street and just sat there. I was so tempted to ask for a glass of chocolate milk but I couldn't, I was so ashamed. My mother tried to call me on many occasions but I just rejected the calls coming from my Nokia 3310 which was modified to a point where it was capable of video calls.

I snuck home later. My mother was sitting in the hallway. She looked at me once with a blank face then walked away. She did not want to see nor talk to me.

I don't know how I can explain this to my parents, this is definitely my most embarrassing fetish since my ruining drama fetish.
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Who on Tengaged have you known the longest? Aug 26, 2009
imageI originally joined Tengaged in November 08.

I met surstromming from habbo around September 04.
I met Walters from habbo around 04/05.
I met blogs from terrorising him on YouTube at the beginning of Nov 08, just before joining Tengaged.

I also found out I have many mutual friends with some people on Tengaged who came from habbo :P

Who have you known the longest on Tengaged?
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Wentworth Miller and his stunt double Aug 26, 2009
imageJust gayin' around in the ballpit!
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