Being an avid fan of Richard and Judy's daytime chatshow, I felt inclined to visit the cinema and see their new movie, "Richard and Judy Go Large".
Surprisingly enough, the movie was PG-12 rated. The woman at the counter called me up on my smooth face and squeaky voice, so I had to flash her my pubes to prove I wasn't 8 years old.
When I got into the movie, I picked a back row seat. One of them annoying familys who don't fucking shut up had to go and sit next to me, so I moved down a few rows. Obviously this was a bad choice aswell as another family went and sat behind me and their son started kicking my chair. I got so angry that I threw my popcorn at him. His parents weren't happy in the slightest.
I walked to the toilets to calm down a bit. I found a Pokémon card on the floor, it was a Kabutops. I cheekily pocketed it.
I walked back in the movie and went to a cluster of empty seats so I would hopefully no longer be bothered. After the boring boring old previews the movie finally started. It also told people that if they caught someone recording the movie they should report them immediately, which is a crying shame because I was raring to test out my new video camera. Maybe next time eh?
The movie was... Weird. I love Richard and Judy as much as the next guy, but seeing them out of their studio was just surreal and unnatural. I also felt that they tried too hard to be funny, and rode the cock of each person they interviewed. I was disappointed at the lacklustre work of my idols.
I walked out the movie and a man turned to me and asked, "How was it?"
My reply?
"I laughed so much at the litany of clichés that I finally had to admit I was entertained from start to finish by this cheesy knock-off."
Being an avid fan of Richard and Judy's daytime chatshow, I felt inclined to visit the cinema and see their new movie, "Richard and Judy Go Large".