Once I was walking home alone drunk at abar 4am and stopped off at Maccys for 40 chicken mcnuggets, someone goes "are you really gonna eat all those?" and for some reason I claimed one box was for a m8 dno why cuz I have no probs admitting I'm a chicken mcnugget kinda guy, anyway I left and in my drunken haze I thought it'd be a good idea to sprint home carrying 2 boxes of mcnuggets, instantly I tripped over and chicken mcnuggets were all over the concrete floor, I took a quick look around to see if anyone saw me but no one did so i picked them all up off the floor in shame [5 second rule plus chicken mcnuggets are fucking expensive] then went back into the McDonalds to sit and eat all 40 like an O.G.
true story
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One time I was in McDonald's minding my own business and heard a bit of commotion so I looked over and saw 4 eastern european looking men giggling, one of them had a camera and one of them was flipping off. Anyway they seemed to be having an altercation with some females a few seats down. Long story short, one of the men gets up and it turns out it was UFC fighter Rustam Khabilov, he got up, went over to the woman and poured the Coca-Cola.
It was hilarious and the police shortly arrived and both parties left the restaurant and apologised to each other, anyway the Russian guys left their chicken mcnuggets so I went over and capitalised and ate them with a side of BBQ dip
I went to Wendy's one day because this shit don't happen at McDonald. There was this hot girl ordering chicken nuggets. I really liked this girl, so I tapped her shoulder to get her name, and she didn't answer.
Later on, when I was eating my Baconator, the girl stood up to throw away her trash and leave, but I stopped her, and asked her number and her name, she turned around, and the wildest thing happened. Imagine your wildest fantasy, add some Aphrodite Starchild to that fantasy and use the Multiplicative property to multiply the amount of wild exponentially.
dragotistic wow man, was NOT expecting that twist ending! that's a chicken nugget story to be reckoned with and i'll appreciate ur input everyday from now on, top respect my man
One time they had a deal like 20 chicken nuggets for like 5.99. And I was like FIVE NINETY-NINE FOR TWENTY NUGGETS?! I don't care for the chicken nuggets as much, but I bought them instead of whatever I wanted because it was such a good deal :S
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True story.
Once my friend and I went through a Mcdons drive through at around 1AM and waited a good half hour for our McNugget meals. When we got up to the window the lady working was beet red and all sweaty with her hair all astray and was buttoning up her pants. So we had just either interrupted a good old fashioned McGangbang or she had just finished taken a massive shite.
I don't have any. One time they gave me my order plus more random food else's food at Taco Bell. It was stuff I never tried so I kept it all. That was a mistake my toilet won't forget.
it was midnight and i was hungry for nuggets so i went to mcdonalds and ordered 10 mcnuggets and fries. they made all the food fresh and gave me 20 nuggets instead of 10. i was elated.
One time I was talking to this girl and she said she wanted to see a pic of my nugget. I tried to explain that I was having dinner with my family. She said she didn't care she really wanted to see it, she said I needed to do it now or we were gonna break up. I let out a loud "UGHHHH" I walk into the bathroom and whip it out, it was kinda short for some odd reason, my car keys ofcourse. I walk out to my car and head to the local mcdonalds. I then asked if I could have 1 singular nugget, they said I needed to buy more then 1, so I said ok ok, How much are 2 nuggets? They told me I could get 4 6 10 or 20. I thought to myself wow I bet 20 would really make her happy. I ordered the 20, after about 20 minutes of waiting and the girl begging and whining for it now, I said ok, snagging the pic now. I take out a singular nugget and put the rest on the counter The cashier said "sir I believe you forgot these" I was in the middle of taking a picture of the singular nugget, in shock I nearly dropped my *bleeping* phone, I replied "No their *bleeping* not! Can't you not see I'm trying to snap a pic!?!?!" I snap the pic and accidentally send it to my entire snapchat list, and my story... I had never felt more embarassed. I am awaiting my lawsuit against mcdonalds for emotional distress for distracting me while sending a picture of my nugget.
LOL mine was when I was about 8 and I was at a zoo and a tiger was trying to escape the bit they're in so I tried to pretend to throw chicken nuggets which I had in my pocket in hope that it'd think that I was actually throwing it to him but it didn't work so I went away and ate it anyways
So this one time I was walking the dog
The dog went to McDonalds for whatever reason
He ordered 10 boxes of mcnuggets
But get this -
They were never delivered!
Needless to say, that dog had his way with the staff.