The friendzone. Dreaded or loved? Here are two ways to look at it.
You absolutely hate the friendzone. You make a move and all you get for your effort is a friendly wave and smile of thanks. Oh no no no NO! It makes you feel silly because you want to take the step forward and he/she is like, "Here, have a dollar. Now run along and get us both ice-cream". Who would like it if you wanted to do something and there's always that one person that says 'No'?
You love the friendzone. You can say the most inappropriate stuff and not ever risk having any ill consequences. If the person gets offended, leave. They ain't awesome enough to understand your personality. You have everything to gain and nothing to lose staying in the friendzone. Think of it this way, you get all the benefits of a 5 star hotel, complete with room service, all without having to pay (maintenance) or clean up the room afterwards. The friendzone is a great place for vacation!
The friendzone. Dreaded or loved? Here are two ways to look at it.
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