Hello, my name is Jeffrey Dahmer was Fatphobic
I'm always a slut for feminism tm
Aries Sun | Aquarius Moon | Taurus Rising
QUOTES FROM MY HUSBAND AND FRIENDS:
Alastair continues his tirade
"UNLESS YOUR PENIS OPENS UP WIDE LIKE A MOUTH TO SWALLOW HIS PENIS, THEN IT COULD WORK, BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE A VAGINA! SO THE SPERM CAN'T ENTER YOUR BODY!"
"um it went in my butt............"
youhei covers his face to cry
(Fine, I'm the real whore, happy?)
(...As for the nudes, wife, straight side has grown stronger than my gay side)
(Wife, that just makes me want to fuck with you more, my dick grew to the size of a rocket ship now)
Bentley: WHAT?! YOU JUST... FUCKING... *hand flailing* ...nyoooOOOOMED OVER HERE, ROXANNE! I DIDN'T DO IT!
Bentley: *unholy screeching as he tries to punch him* FUCKING END HIM--!
Roxanne makes a long whiney noise that could mean just about anything.
(You're going to punch me again, fuck you)
Max pauses. "...Wait, this might make me look straight." She deletes the picture. "I don't want any women getting the wrong idea."
Roxanne sniffs. "I can't believe I just saw his... his... his...." She starts crying even harder. "Weenie Hut Junior!"
2. Midori - minority andy shsl penis hands is my favorite haha xd. ok but for real kayla had a SERIOUSLY thought out backstory for this girl and i fucking loved it, honestly. i'm a bit biased to the mom archetype i think because she literally had so much. perhaps too much at times, but hey, she toned it down when she needed to. she was smart, she stuck to her roots, and really developed throughout the story, beginning to end. she had children who fucking died and it was kinda funny how EVERYONE SHE FUCKING LOVED DIED. i mean, not funny, but you know. yeah. it was symbolic when she started screaming that everything she touched died b/c alejandro died when she touched him, literally, and whoever she touched emotionally died too. i think she's really a strong character overall and I was really happy to see her survive.
Bentley: ...We'll find her later, I guess... we can just walk around waving fucking cake pops and shit. *nods* Fucking nailed it.
Denver: *sees the mess at Taco Bell* ... *keeps driving*
*she goes back to the burnt down taco bell*
Damn it that haven't fixed this place yet! Fucking millennials!
*A random neighbor is standing at Taco Bell*
Random Neighbor: DINKELBERG!
Bentley: *stares into the distance* .......................................Be there in like five seconds. *speeds back to the school, glancing over at Lisa* ASH KETCHUM ISN'T AT OUR FUCKING SCHOOL, LISA. It's just fucking ASH.
*leaves a Cheesy Gordita Crunch™ at its grave*
(...You will be when I get you pregnant again...)
*Yoshi lays in bed, trying to catch his breath from the sex which have made little Timmy grow into big Timmy*
Knife whispers in his ear. "I'm going to ship you to New Zealand and I'm only going to give you soylent in the box."
"...There are no girls in this relationship, you heteronormativity-loving moron."
Nah, this fucking pussy cunt right here made fun of Erio and tried to shoot me with a glitter gun
(No, but I'll fuck you on top of the cadaver?)
(Not #funny, Matt - consider yourself #blocked.)
Bentley: ..........................Well, I didn't fucking sign up for HIS DICK.
*Kei puffs her cheeks, seeing he's not listening*
"You're ruining the peacefulness with your cannabis."
*Kei makes a makeshift light using some of the radioactive materials, they glow green and eerie, almost alien*
Kei's light vanishes.
*Kei sits back on her throne and, through anime bullshit, figures out an easy way to navigate through the darkness*
(Tell her I love her too)
Emile frowns at her. "...Why are you like this?"
(do not perform coitus with the deceased)
Pops sees Shizuko in the music room.
Pops: "Bad guy! Grrrrrrrrrr......"
Pops: "Another boyfriend...? I only date BEARS, THANK you very much!"
Pops: "That's HORRI-BEAR!!! Shoo, bad guy, SHOO!"
Pops flails his arms at Shizuko.
*Kei gets teary-eyed*
"You drowned my companion! The baguette didn't deserve this."
(Why does no one ever like being tasted ;-;)
"Who the fuck goes around licking people. Thats so fucking weird on so many levels"
"THATS FUCKING WEIRD! NOBODY ELSE DOES THAT!
(I CAN KILL YOU RIGHT NOW?! FUCK YES!)
(do it stab me bitch *spits*)
*Kei swiftly charges into Kyle and stabs him*
(Bitch, I'm here, and I will bite Atsuya's dick off and feed it to you)
UnicornGoddess98 -Kayla! You're such a noob...you're not even new anymore...but you're such a noob. Your enthusiasm, however, is something that makes me so happy to come on to tengaged each day. You're such a bright and positive force and you ALWAYS somehow make me laugh. It's usually at you more than with you, but I appreciate it regardless! #KoEllum
*Danny is conversing with the skeleton he won*
Danny: See that cake pop over there? That's my cake pop and I love her.
(I don't have a blender fetish!)
Bentley: ...Just 'cause you said that, I'm gonna go buy five fucking hammers and deepthroat them all.
"...Did he eat your pussy?"
"So you didn't journey into uncharted territory with your vagina, okay."
Roxanne makes a sound kind of like that annoying dial-up noise. She says, "Ennui, I need to go heal my wounded pride..." She wanders off, planning to aggressively talk about people not respecting their elders on tumblr later.
Bentley: 'Cause they're good? And if you suck on them until they're pointy as fuck, you can stab people. *nods* ...NOT THAT I'M GONNA. But it's an option.
-mohee said I should try a butt plug is that good?-
"Um well you see........ my dad fucked a panda"
*he laughs awkwardly*
Boom-... nevermind boom suddenly has a very big opinion on women's rights. Go ahead penny.
"You know I'm, like, really gay, right?"
Tito crosses his arms and smiles.
"Exactly. And I like dick all the time."
*Rasputin looks at lennox and tally*
"Oh my hes small i feel bad im bigger than him"
Lennox grunts as he struggles to take off his underwear. Rasputin accidentally made a hole in Lennox's underwear because his cock stabbed through his fucking underwear into his anus.
Raiden: ^Someone can cum that much? That seems unhealthy...^
Derrick: Squeak squeak, bitch.
*Adam looks at Kennedy*
Adam: Maybe if you get killed, they'll have cookies for you in Hell.
Dinkelberg gasps, offended. "Her name was Paulina and I loved her! You can insult my coaching, but you insult Paulina and it's GAME OVER. My time will shred your team and then I'll stomp all over your career just like Paulina stomped all over my heart." He starts sobbing loudly and people stare.
*Monokuma turns on a news channel*
Reporter- reports from a surprise attack on middle eastern country has left Qishnaar destroyed. It's royal family was in a panic searching the globe for their son, while meanwhile the country was bombed. Refugees are scarce and the royal family was assassinated shortly after reporting on the bombing.
*He is standing straight as can be too bad hes gay*
Antonio: "I'm not a little kid! T-Tu eres el chico pequeno!!!"
Antonio: "Oh yeah? I can totally know about bad stuff! Did you hear that one time someone made a pizza without cheese? ILLEGAL!!!!"
"Did you know that I raped a girl while she was on drugs at my drug house?"
*Kei drops the hand and wipes her mouth*
"Lowest of my scores...you're getting an F for this."
??? #2: Hey! Ethnic backgrounds don’t matter when it comes to friendship!
Tracy: *flips Emma off and sees Zeo* gross what are you doing here. This is the girls dorm
Hunny im gay, its fine.
Bentley: *glances over* ........Can you, uh, pass me... *hand flailing* the pillow over there... *pauses* ^Be a good fucking boyfriend, dude. DoitforRiverdoitforRiverdoitforRiverdoitforRiverdoitforFUCKINGRIVER--^ ...daddy?
Bentley: *stares* ...You... you aren't saying no. Oh my fucking god. Dude, dude... am... am I gonna have to replace 'bro' with... with FUCKING 'DADDY'?
River stares for a long time. "...Please do not. Please. Call me anything you want, just not daddy." He cringes.
Im gay. does that answer your question?
^Oh dear. It's an imbecile.^
Best Overall Male- Abdul
Best Female Anti Hero- Kareena
Funniest Character- Abdul
Best Development- Abdul/Amanda
Best Ship- Emile x Boom / Tabitha x Abdul
Alexis-*looks at Sienna. She leans in closely* If you dont stop shivering im going to take a long ass fucking breadstick and shove it so far up your pussy it will come out garlic bread.
*He holds her close*
"And then we can get married...if you want no pressure..."
Tabitha: ............ *screeches*
Eastan-*stares at abdul... he makes a masturbation motion and winks at him. He mouths the words later*
Vaughn stares. "...I'm gay."
"...Smol, duh," Vaughn says, looking at Jonas. "Haven't you been on tumblr?"
Goto: *Winces* Meep...!
"Beau-San wouldn't kill! He's a nice boy and nice boys don't kill!"
"It's not Goto-San don't say that! He's a nice boy and nice boys don't kill"
*Riku sighs and lays on the throne*
"I hate being fat"
*Riku gets bored and tries to leave but he sees a fatty and runs to the spoon room*
(Sorry, had something urgent to do)
*Jason reaches the no-no area*
"Let's get you loose and limber."
*Abdul finally reaches into his room and flips the fucking table*
*In Arabic* "IT'S ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND A FUCKING SQUIRREL LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOUR MOTHER PUSH YOU ALL OUT OF THE VAGINA BABIES DONT WORK LIKE THAT WHAT KIND OF...." *He picks the table back up and flips it again* "KALEB THAT'S NOT HOW THINGS WORK!"
"Michi-San you just gotta go mwah mwah mwah on Beau-San and he has to go mwah mwah mwah oh michi-San I love you mwah mwah mwah"
*Michi giggles a little, which is a rarity. He starts removing Beau's pants, leaving him in his boxers, he blushes hardcore*
Michi: Someone is very happy to see me.
Freya looks at Beau. She looks back to Michi, then writes, 'If you don't stab me through the stomach and watch me bleed out while passionately fucking your boyfriend over my corpse, I'll make more tea for both of us.'
*Michi continues nibbling Beau's ear and whispers*
Michi: Round 2? I'll make it worth your while, baby.
"Apologize from the heart or i'm gonna kick your butt!"
Michi: I swallow it like there's no tomorrow. It's a compliment to me, knowing he enjoys it. Spitters are quitters.
*Orinoko carefully takes his tea*
"Well none the less...Every day he doesn't stick a fork in the toaster to get his toast out is a blessing."
"What would you do without me michi-san?"
+2 pointsSnailborne 2 min ago
Okay, Matt! Listen: I have been responding to you with "I know" for the past fifteen minutes. I said "I know" five minutes ago, and I will say "I know" five minutes from now. So the next time you say something to me - I will say "I know" because you can't get the hint that I already fucking know
*Orinoko's eye twitches a bit, he backs away from the sketches*
^I love her for her personality.....BUT GOD DANM^
Freya is shook. She writes, 'The weed number!'
**Orinoko gets hit again, he drops the katana, flailing his armsa bit*
"Fucking stop! Sassy Loli's don't throw rocks at people."
^Fucking rock Magic and shit, pulling them out of thin air like a magician.^
"Thank you, Midori. You don't know how much that means." She gets up and hugs Midori, feeling a true sense of trust that she hasn't developed with anyone else here. Not even Fuyashi, Toma, Hokkyo, etc. She hasn't felt this close to a person since her family was killed.
"Here's the problem. I can't even tell if you're a girl in the first place. Look in the mirror. Examine your reflection. You would scare someone to shit. Maybe we could find an expert in fashion to beautify you?"
*Evan enters the kitchen and sees the Michi and Koki situation going on*
Evan: Is this a bad time?
Michi: SHUT UP EVAN!
Kian walks over to see the Tin Man defeated by Bible. "Huh. I think I'm having a religious awakening suddenly."
Jisoo sighs. "Me not want go out cuz Mohee is big sweet boi even though he trigger me on fashion state."
Kira: ^B*tch, there are 15 survivors right now and if you keep talking, there's about to be 14^
"Bestiality is fair game when you're doing it secretly."
"To put it in the words of nestor.....she fucked a cat, she needs to not."
Kira: *Sees the wolfs and gasps* Oh no! It's...
*Jace groans, leaning into his chair*
"And they worry about the HUMANS!?!? Geez can't you guys just kiss and make up? Or out? Whichever works..."
*Futsushi goes to the fountain and decides to take a bath in it, he strips*
Oh... I understand. I am unsuitable. You... how you say... want the good girl but need the bad pussy yes?
"The pussy can keep its distance from me. Until I'm given a condom, I won't be getting anyone pregnant on accident."
MattLovesAmerica 2 min ago
You? I love you
*rub rub nibble wobble fucc fucc cum cum moan moan ahhhhhhhh daddy deepthroat noises kinky leather daddy cummies ya*
*Futsushi is left out and keeping whatever shred of innocence is in him*
*CC stares at the butt plug wall...oh, lord...oh, have mercy on my heart...*
*tazio is like damn nature you scary*
Well quality trumps activity,,,,
*Natalia quits arguing and just walks around singing Dreamgirls*
"You need consent to cheat?"
Greta looks at Hae.
"AH ANNABELLE! Oh wait it's you Hae."
She ran her hand over a piece of stained glass
"Isn't this glass pretty?"
*Yukari sits on the bed eating from her bag of marshmallows*
*Kobe makes a crying motion with his hands on his face* Oh... You’re so mean...! See...? You’re making me cry, you cotton headed ninny muggin.
She grabs a bottle of poison and sticks it in her tit
"Wow, what a dick."
*Kobe raises an eyebrow. The cuffs can wait for this*
Ito pulls a nail file from her tit
"Oh its like mary poppins bag up in here"
She files her nails while waiting for Jamie to get back with what is rightfully hers
*She stares at her own reflection.*
"...wow, I'm ugly."
*She sits there dumbfounded. She stares at Rosa*
"Want some pie?"
*She cocks her head*
*She splits the pie*
"Please, have some."
*Yukari Runs to the church and comes in clutch*
"Erio I think ur rlly cute pls date me"
Kobe: I just never realized how ugly you were.
"I can't kill! I'm what the gays call...twinkie!"
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Its twink Jamie... Its twink
Kobe: Plus they double as shanking knives. How fun...!
Ito looks at her tiddys
^Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy^
Kuni frowns but sees Ito's ass and qucikly looks away... and sighs taking of his shirt and getting into the springs
"Oh, shut up, Kuni."
"It's the past term of slay, know your grammar."
"And why is Jaime shading his own girlfriend?"
*Erio looks at Kobe*.
"Jesus is a children s story."
Boo- excuse me bitch?
BonBon-*claps her Hands* just stating facts.
Boo- Okay, bitch. Listen up. Before you throw your dollar store fan at me, make sure you know what's up. Cause you know what? Me and Hank fucked all night long until that idiot of a fortune teller was found. That's right everyone. Claps We claps fucked claps all claps night. And I liked it. It was fucking great. So next time you points at Hank wanna pull that bullshit with me, make sure you knew who you are lying for. Is over it
1 day 1 hour agoQueenRenge130
If you mean on discord dear, you could ask me yourself.
1 day 1 hour agoUnicornGoddess98
If YoU mEaN oN dIsCoRd DeAr, YoU CoUlD aSk Me YoUrSeLf.
*Nico nervously laughs*
"Ya....we don't go to that Denny's anymore..."
*Dean runs away cackling*
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