3 JetsRock12, Sep 4, 2016
Super Stoned... I felt like I had 38295 heartattacks! The movie is literally so intense!
#TrueStory
2 JetsRock12, Jun 18, 2016
Out of basically ALL my male friends Irl... #TrueStory
Notafraid
QueenRosalina
Coreyants
WweMrPeeps
@EveryoneElseWhoThinksImGay
when me and minie were a thing, we cammed and she randomly said "Do me Du" it was so weird, i ended up telling her i had an emergency and watched porn instead #truestory
I know a guy who cheated on his wife while she was pregnant. When she had the baby, he left his mistress.
The mistress then kidnapped and attempted to murder the baby.
#TrueStory
I'm not even kidding.
2 Look_Out_Behind_You, Apr 17, 2015
I have this on a t-shirt and it still rings true.
....The t-shirt does have holes in it, but I will never throw it away! :3
It's also too big for me, but I wear it at home anyways. :)
#TrueStory
#IfYouDontBelieveMeICanProveIt
:P
2 Look_Out_Behind_You, Apr 2, 2015
And I ain't the happiest mutha fucka right now.
Anyway it all happened wen we were havin a heart to heart. He said to me that he think I'm funny n that we have a gud sense of humor.
So I figured that this was a gud time to throw a joke out, so I said,
"A dyslexic walks into a bra."
Yea he didn't laugh.
N then I broke his car.
#TrueStory
...
#UnrelatedEvents
#ButAllTrue
1 jadennator1, Feb 1, 2015
suzycroatia hit a guy in school and made him cry so she had to go the principal
#truestory
(well that happened more times tbh)
do i get my gift now #tengagedradio
Here is what I would do:
1) Identify people who are online currently
2) Make a list of them, check it twice, find out who is naughty or nice
3) Come down their chimney and yell, "PLUS MY STUFF OR YOU WILL GET COAL FOR CHRISTMAS!!!"
#TrueStory
that keep Spookie coming back to this website.
5. For the boys, like why not? he loves them all and they love him too.
4. To make an odd design for me, that makes me want it bad.
3. To send some nasty emails to all his friends, which people still love.
2. To troll the fuck out of tengaged on blogs/games/mails.
1. Make his closest friends realize he is still one of the oldest asians around and we all need to bow down to him.
#TrueStory
when you don't mean it.
When I was in the 5th grade or something WWE came in town & me and my friend got tickets and his dad was driving us to the stadium and on the way we saw a dad & his son standing near their car on the side of the street, and the car was on fire. They were both wearing WWE t-shirts.
I let out an "aww how sad" and looked at my friend and we smirked and both burst out laughing. Obviously it wasn't funny but we laughed and then felt ashamed afterwards. It was so sad though because the dad's son was like 7 years old :( he was all dressed up in WWE gear. I felt horrible.
#TrueStory
It's for love.
Please only send me love.
Spam leads to a broken heart.
#TrueStory
0 ILoveLarry, Jul 7, 2014
I pulled a muscle.
#truestory
#nowIcantbreathe
#frookies
#casting
I'd get nauseous everytime I drank milk. Once I challenged my friend to drink milk faster than her and I won and within 30 seconds I ran to the bathroom and threw up and missed the toilet.. I was like 7.
But I wouldn't give up. Milk made me feel sick everytime I drank it but I loved the taste and it was so refreshing. Overtime my body got immune to it and now milk is my superdrink!
#TrueStory
#MyLoveOfMilk
#StrongBones
