Kolby:
Honestly, apart from a blindside, a few insane rants, fights and random drama- not much has happened. In short, Cody & I are big ole bhaddies. I knew if we lost again, on a tribe of four Nahu and Max would vote me. Since Max is aware of Cody's idol now. And you've clearly seen, I'm a weak bitch, I'm not going to fire making. That's not me.
So Cody and I come up with the plan to be like, yo Mr. Kai lets take out little ole Nahwho. And he's like sure thang mane fuck that foreign boy with his skype underwear profile pic. Cody & I, the only two sane people in the entire fucking Will's Survivor Cyclades Seasoooon. So we did it. Then we were like omg max this is SOOOO awkward. like omg. girly girl i dont know what to tell you. i was compelled by sataaaan.
Then I tell Cody Coco, LETS TELL HIM THE TRUTH. WE WERE SCARED. I WAS SCARED. I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO FIRE. and he's like ok (nod head emoji here.) and im like (eye emoji here) and cody liek (nail polish emoji here) and were good. good in i just blindsided you and youll seek revenge type of way. goodluck me xooxo kisses root for me viewers lounge hugs cheers love
i wrote this within two mins, now im going to eat taco bell.