This is why she will slay all of 2016:
1. She is performing The National Anthem at Super Bowl 50
2. She is performing at the Oscars (David Bowie tribute)
3. She is performing at the Grammys
4. She won a Golden Globe for her role as Elizabeth (The Countess) in AHS
5. Her fiance won a PCA for his role as Severide in Chicago Fire
6. She WILL be getting married to her fiance Taylor Kinney this year
7. She WILL be releasing her 5th studio album this year (Excluding "The Fame Monster" because that was added to her first album "The Fame")
8. She played a main character in AHS: HOTEL as The Countess
9. She won an award for her song "Til it happens to you"
THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN
10. She could have her first baby!
11. Poker Face is most likely reaching 300m views by April
12. Bad Romance is most likely going to reach 700m views by the end of 2016
13. She will most likely perform at the VMAS, AMAS, or both!
14. She will most likely release a music video.
15. Her music video for "Til it happens to you" could reach 100m views
16. She could collaborate with Beyonce on LG5
she's gonna lose the oscar she's nominated for, her album is gonna flop, her songs from it may crack the top 20 on the billboard hot 100 if she's lucky, she's gonna try to act all weird and wacky as a desperate plea for attention yet no one will look. plus her husband's gonna leave for someone prettier when she isn't worth so much money anymore. shall i go on?