I WAS DEAD SERIOUS TOO. PEOPLE STILL RANDOMLY MAIL ME TODAY "WASH YOUR ASS" I'M NOT KIDDING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO.
To update you I DO WASH MY ASS NOW. Idk why I didn't back then. As a kid I remember using a white rag to wipe my boothole until I didn't see anymore brown poop smear! Then I just stopped. It's not like my butt was super dirty tho. I'd wipe with toilet paper until I saw nothing and I felt like the water running down my crack would clean it up.
But now I do use a rag with body wash and clean down there.