I KNOW I'm not a coffee drinker but every Saturday for the past 2 months I decided to experiment with a cup of Joe. At first I'm fine thinking wow I can finally tolerate this drug
Then it HITS ME.
First I have to poop. The my heart starts racing for no reason, I can't jittery, and can no longer focus. I try to lay down and sleep it away but nothing works until it runs its course.