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6thMay 13, 2020 by Slice

I know you might be thinking to yourself how Stars 600 has been the single most iconic and polarizing event in the history of the game. I know you might be thinking that konohavillage1 has 60 confessionals while Slice has 33. Surely this entire season has been the coronation of a king - the episode preview even foreshadowed that for konohavillage1! Well strap in boys and girls because the season ain’t over yet, and I’m here to tell you EXACTLY why your winner is none other than Slice.

Let’s rewind back all the way to the premiere, and then skip over it once you realize Slice was UTR1 in the premiere with a 0-2 punch in the first and second half. konohavillage1 may have had more confessionals than anyone else in the premiere, but hey, it’s konohavillage1 being konohavillage1! Ignore it. She was shielded from the episode 1 edit because she was in a 7-3 minority. It was her first pre-merge tribal council. Everyone stumbles!

Ignore episode two because she also had 0 confessionals there when her tribe won the challenge.

Moving into Episode 3, Slice finds herself in majority with everyone voting out Marlakk due to her erratic gameplay. We get to see Slice form a solid alliance with LittleMix, as well as be in the good graces of CocoaBean, jhelsdon2478, and EliotWhi. Boom. Immediate friends. Some of which are still in the game. None of this wound up having any impact except LittleMix, but that doesn’t matter. She’s a social butterfly.

Episode 4 she loses again. Her, jhelsdon2478, CocoaBean, and LittleMix save EliotWhi from an untimely demise by voting out AlanDuncan when EliotWhi thinks the vote is cheritaisdelicious. Why? To teach EliotWhi a lesson!...or something. In any case, Slice got the credit for it that episode despite only having one confessional. This is important for later when we realize that the editors DEFINITELY know what they’re doing and we should put our absolute faith in them and this episode. Let’s not forget it was either this episode or the one before where Stars God OutRAGE told her that she absolutely deserved her win the first time. This is important as it establishes her credibility from someone the casuals love. They want you to know despite her lowkey style of gameplay, her social abilities are what propel her to the end.

Episode 5, a tribe swap. We get content about Slice being cotbey’s ex. This is a major plot line right...RIGHT?!? It never winds up being anything despite cotbey getting out before her. Let’s celebrate the small things. Given her past with cotbey, mark that down as another assumed friend that she never had to vote out and got a fire token from. Cha-ching!

Episode 6, double boot episode. cheritaisdelicious is the target but Slice smoothly casts her vote for cotbey with her knowing cotbey won’t ever target her anyways. This allows Slice to pocket cheritaisdelicious’s token(s). I have to imagine that if you’re giving your tokens to someone on the way out, they are absolutely and undoubtedly the person you want to see win the game. Cha-Ching again!

Episode 7, Slice picks up another two confessionals and shows her social prowess. Despite being in a seemingly 3-1 minority, she votes out cococolin122 with Mahalpin11 and cotbey. Another example of her knowing exactly what the dynamics of her tribe was and voting exactly how she needed to both times. But konohavillage1 claims that she has no idea what is going on. Keep this in mind as we move forward.

Episode 8, it’s the merge! Some say that episode 1 and the merge are the most indicative of a winner. Please don’t be fooled by yet another 0 confessional episode from Slice, even if she is the only one in the episode not to get one. She was shielded from the edit for standing by her man. Her and Mahalpin11 were left out of this vote, and cotbey was sent out of the game bequeathing his tokens to none other than his ex-lover. Why vote out someone you have that connection to? Amazing social awareness. You know who else had a 0 confessional merge episode? Fabio Henrique in San Juan Del Sur. Slice has a 2-0 episode one and merge, FabioHenrique did in his win as well. Obviously embracing the meta of who she will be sitting next to in the finals...none other than Mr. Henrique himself.

Episode 9 was a breakthrough for Slice. She finds herself on the right side of the numbers to take out EliotWhi who was no longer a loyal ally. EliotWhi wanted to take out cotbey, an ally of Slice. If you read between the lines there was very clearly an all girls alliance that was a side alliance to the main story. This is important as it establishes yet another social web for Slice.

Episode 10 Slice got a much needed cooldown. She was shown to be in a group with RainnFreeze, canadiankid, and CocoaBean at Tribal Council, yet somehow voted correctly for canadiankid. Not only had Slice integrated herself with the minority, but she also knew exactly who the majority was voting for. Once again, a strike against konohavillage1’s confessional today saying she hasn’t known what was going on at any point. Clearly, she knew much more than what was being let on.

Episode 11 was a crowning moment for LittleMix and Slice. Despite konohavillage1 getting a whopping 18 confessionals, they still combined for 9 despite not finding powers, winning immunity, or being extorted. Not only that, they managed to get konohavillage1 to betray his closest ally by voting out her closest ally, Marlakk. Slice and LittleMix buy themselves yet another round by taking out someone ahead of them in the pecking order through their good social graces. We also got a confessional from cotbey in this episode about how cotbey is playing a good social game while konohavillage1 is not. We all know by now what Slice’s strength is. konohavillage1’s ‘lack of social game’ won out the episode, but the storyline has always been about winning the war and not the battle, and I know that social game will win out.

Episode 12, we see Slice once again play her power to her social advantage. She gives LittleMix a power WHILE voting him out. She is able to please both him and RainnFreeze in this regard. RainnFreeze gets voted out and despite Slice clearly trying to save LittleMix, she gives her a token on the way out. Amazing. Truly astounding playing befriending everyone on their way out.

Episode 13 is the penultimate episode of the season and Slice’s most important episode overall. She broke the double digit confessional threshold for one episode. She is the rootable underdog that we see time and time again in Stars. Surely, if men like Mahalpin11 and jhelsdon2478 can win their way to the end with powers and immunities and win the respect of the jury, Slice will have the exact same fate! Voting in minority two times tonight she gained favor with LittleMix AND Mahalpin11 on the way out. LittleMix told people they messed up with their votes, and we then see Mahalpin11 immediately pay for it like an idiot. All of these people are leaving the game mad at konohavillage1 and seeing that Slice was right. We saw konohavillage1 say that Slice was completely unaware of what was going on and followed up with an immediate Slice confessional showing she had an exact read on the game and it was her allies that were constantly messing it up. LittleMix also gave Slice his fire tokens tonight, bringing her total up to four people to give her tokens.

We go into the finale with an underdog story for Slice. I expect her to team up with FabioHenrique returning from EOE. FabioHenrique will have an idol for them. I expect jhelsdon2478 to play his idol at 6, FabioHenrique plays her idol on Slice or herself, the other is immune, konohavillage1 plays his idol, and CocoaBean goes as opposed to cotbey. Slice and FabioHenrique find another idol, and idol out jhelsdon2478 for 5th. FabioHenrique or Slice also win the final immunity taking the other to the final, leaving konohavillage1 and cotbey to battle in fire. cotbey becomes the final member of the jury and konohavillage1 makes it to the end, where social game will win the war being waged all season.

MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN SLICE’S FAVOR:
• OutRAGE highlighting how she deserved her first win, establishing credibility for her despite konohavillage1’s flashy gameplay that isn’t easily ignored in editing. This may explain away him and Marlakk casting jury votes for Slice to win.
• Slice receiving fire tokens from four players, and befriending many more on the way out. If tokens equate to votes, she’d have votes from RainnFreeze, LittleMix, cotbey, and cheritaisdelicious. She’s been shown to have connections to Mahalpin11, CocoaBean and EliotWhi as well. This brings her total up to the necessary nine votes to win.
• cotbey’s confessional about social game amounting to nothing thus far, but in this season the theme of the battle vs. the war being everything. When konohavillage1 costs cotbey the game, she won’t be happy about it.
• The underdog story arc. They easily could have edited Slice to BE clueless when she’s voted in minority every time. They’ve done it to people before. Instead, they are making her a rootable underdog while making konohavillage1 overplay his hand and irritate jurors one by one.
• We haven’t been shown her mistakes in the same way we’ve been shown konohavillage1’s. The edit has to explain away all of konohavillage1’s mistakes to justify a runner-up - without it, the casuals would riot. (they will anyway)

Slice wins with 100% and is the new queen of Stars.

[Although, no matter what happens, she will be the only player in the game to have never been voted out. And to that I say, LEGEND.]

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sterling <3 biddy

Sent by konohavillage1,May 13, 2020

Sent by LittleMix,May 13, 2020

I'm not reading this.

Sent by Dash,May 13, 2020

Sent by GothicZebra,May 13, 2020

don't ever quote that heathen again

Sent by alexclow345,May 13, 2020

LMFAO

Sent by Aquamarine,May 13, 2020

THIS IS AMAZING

Sent by BB5lover,May 13, 2020

yes.

Sent by KingGeek,May 13, 2020

LMAO @ me being wendell in this scenerio

Sent by cotbey,May 13, 2020

sterling <3 biddy

Sent by Brandonator,May 13, 2020

odfjwrihfkjwerjik the way the negs SANK

Sent by konohavillage1,May 13, 2020

Damn it, I got idolled out for 5th...damn it.

Sent by jhelsdon2478,May 13, 2020

This was very entertaining and I love that you made me Parvati <3

Sent by cheritaisdelicious,May 13, 2020

cheritaisdelicious i couldntve imagined making you anyone else

Sent by Slice,May 13, 2020

aw <3 Slice

Sent by cheritaisdelicious,May 13, 2020

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