Previously on rigged survivor: The game was not rigged! The Not tribe headed to tribal council, and after an emotional roller coaster, Squidward was sent home first in a totally not rigged 5-4 vote! 17 remain, who will be voted out tonight?
Not Tribe:
3pi14159
Buddha
Kim Jong Un
Peppa Pig
Banana
Satan ColinCoco
Francesca Hogi
Rigged Tribe:
Taylor Swift
Katy Perry
Heather Lee Cameron Washed_Ravioli Randomize
@StarsBursts
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Jesus's Mother The Virgin Mary
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NOT TRIBE CAMP:
*Peppa Pig rounds up ColinCoco, Satan, Banana and Kim Jong Un*
Peppa Pig: One of your voted against us. Tell me now, because if I find out later you're being voted out!
*Everyone's silent*
Peppa Pig: Alright then
RIGGED TRIBE CAMP:
*As the tribe is sleeping, Taylor Swift grabs Katy Perry by the throat and drags her into the jungle*
Taylor Swift: Look bitch, we got bad blood we gotta figure out!
Katy Perry: Ew, stop name dropping you songs, or I'll Roar at you!
Taylor Swift: Ha ha, very funny! Now, as two famous people, we are gonna be targeted, especially by Mary
Katy Perry: The bitch said that I was a sinner and Satan would eat me alive
Taylor Swift: Well Satan is on the other tribe, so you might be in luck!
Katy Perry: Shut up I wanna sleep!
*Katy Perry walks back to camp*
IMMUNITY:
Production: Come in in guys!
StarBursts: I AM A GIRL NOT A GUY!
Production: Whatever! Rigged tribe getting a look at the new Not tribe, Squidward voted out at the last tribal council!
*People seem shocked*
Production: Let's get to today's challenge, pirates ahoy!
Your tribe boats have been invaded by pirates! Knock them into the water. The tribe that has the most pirates left on their ship after 2 minutes loses! No questions, let's get to it!
*On the Not boat, there are 100 pirates. On the Rigged boat, there is one*
Production: SURVIVORS READY, GO!
*Not immediately starts pushing their pirates into the water, meanwhile everyone on Rigged decide what to do*
Taylor Swuft: My nails are too good!
Katy Perry: My hair!
Washed Ravioli: I'll pollute my ravioli!
Heather Lee Cameron: No thanks!
StarBursts: RANDOMIZE MUST DIE!
Randomize: I'll do it!
*Randomize walks up to the pirate, taking a deep breath and getting ready to shove it off the boat when...*
Production: TIME!
Not has...0 pirates left, meanwhile Rigged has 1. NOT WINS IMMUNITY!
*Not celebrates*
Production: Rigged, you HAD ONE PIRATE TO PUSH AND YOU FAILED THAT! I might as well send you all home right now and skip to the final 8, but I have a show to run so I can't do that!
RIGGED CAMP:
*Mother Mary pulls Heather Lee Cameron into the forest*
Mary: We are both ladies of god- we should work together!
Heather Lee Cameron: Yes, I completely agree!
Mary: That Katy Perry girl is on my nerves...she sings...POP MUSIC!
Heather Lee Cameron: I agree, we need to do something about her
Mary: I think we could get Washed_Ravioli and :) on board to help us
Heather Lee Cameron: Yes, that would be a good idea!
*:) and # are hanging out in the ocean*
#: As we are both things on keyboards, I think we should work together
:): Yes, I'm in!
#: I'd love to take revenge on Randomize for making me useless
:): Tbh, I think we could get StarBursts for that. At the challenge she was very mad at Randomize...
*Washed_Ravioli and StarBursts are in a corner*
Washed_Ravioli: I'm not putting up with your shit ok. We are voting for that bitch, Randomize, end of!
StarBursts: It's time to end that motherfucker!
*# and :) approach Washed_Ravioli and StarBursts*
#: So we've been discussing, and we thing Randomize has to go!
StarBursts: yes, that's gonna be our plan!
#: Awesome!
*Randomize is drinking coffee on the beach, not acctually caring what's going on*
*StarBursts goes to Heather Lee Cameron*
StarBursts: The vote is Randomize!
Heather Lee Cameron: Ok!
StarBursts: #SECRETALLIANCE
*Heather Lee Cameron returns to Mary*
Heather Lee Cameron: I hear that the vote is Randomize
Mary: Yes, but I wanted Katy Perry
Heather Lee Cameron: That's ok, but I'm voting for Randomize!
Mary: Alright, I shan't argue!
*As the sun sets, Taylor Swift approaches Mary*
Taylor Swift: I am voting for Katy
*Mary looks Taylor up an down*
Mary: As am I...but if you want to work with me, you must give up your career and go on a pilgarage!
Taylor: Not gonna happen, nice chat though!
TRIBAL COUNCIL:
Production: Welcome, Rigged, to tribal council. Now, I have one question for everyone, WHY DID YOU BLOW THE FUCKING CHALLENGE YOU PUSSIES! IT WASN'T EVEN A REAL PIRATE!
Katy Perry: It wasn't?
Production: Anyway, let's fucking vote!
Randomize. That's 4 votes and that's enough. Bring me your torch
*Snuffs torch*
Now fuck off! If you updated your website you wouldn't be here!
*Hands cash to #, :), Heather Lee Cameron, Washed_Ravioli and StarBursts*
VOTING CONFESSIONALS:
Katy Perry: Mother Mary, go away stalker!
Heather Lee Cameron: Randomize, update your website
Washed_Ravioli: Randomize for the cash!
:): Randomize for the sweet moneys
Taylor Swift: Katy Perry hahahaha BITCH
#: Randomize, make me important!
Jesus's Mother the Virgun Mary: Katy Perry, you have sinned child
StarBursts: RANDOMIZE BITCH!
Randomize: StarBursts for being crazy on me!
*Randomize's final confessional*
Randomize: I shocked, honestly. I was being active and talking to everyone- much for than Katy Perry who was just tanning herself and who is obviously gonna be a goat at merge, and StarBursts who's gonna go crazy on them all!
