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Eurovision 2023 Ranking - 1st & Full Rankings May 8, 2023
Since Eurovision 2023 is less than 24 hours, I decided to rank all of this year's songs based on how much I like them.

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Slovenia 馃嚫馃嚠



LEGENDS!!! My intuition is honestly so good, I predicted the second that Joker Out were announced that they'd be my favorite act this year and here we are (same happened last year with LEGEND Amanda Tenfjord). This absolute banger just came out at the perfect time for me, as my music taste has been slowly shifting toward loving to listen to indie alternative boy bands, so I just knew this was going to be just for me. The song is absolutely sold by Joker Out and legend Bojan, whose charisma and charm just carries this song to a whole other level. The song is also obviously very catchy for me, and all the elements just work so well. The slow down before the ending, hit! Every time the chorus comes in, hit!! The guitar solo, hit!!! Singing in Slovene, hit!!!! This just works so well and is elevated by the staging and these icons and I can't wait to see how polished this looks on TV and for them to be superstars for years to come <3
Slovenia is rightfully the first country to ever be 1st in my rankings twice since I started watching in 2013 (excluding 2020 -- obviously Victoria was 1st in my rankings both years) and I am so excited to root on Slovenia yet again in my 10 year Eurovision anniversary (yikes)!!!

1st - Slovenia 馃嚫馃嚠
2nd - Finland 馃嚝馃嚠
3rd - Latvia 馃嚤馃嚮
4th - Armenia 馃嚘馃嚥
5th - Georgia 馃嚞馃嚜
6th - Lithuania 馃嚤馃嚬
7th - Sweden 馃嚫馃嚜
8th - Denmark 馃嚛馃嚢
9th - France 馃嚝馃嚪
10th - Azerbaijan 馃嚘馃嚳
11th - Austria 馃嚘馃嚬
12th - United Kingdom 馃嚞馃嚙
13th - Poland 馃嚨馃嚤
14th - Malta 馃嚥馃嚬
15th - Portugal 馃嚨馃嚬
16th - Czech Republic 馃嚚馃嚳
17th - Israel 馃嚠馃嚤
18th - Albania 馃嚘馃嚤
19th - Iceland 馃嚠馃嚫
20th - Greece 馃嚞馃嚪
21st - Ukraine 馃嚭馃嚘
22nd - Serbia 馃嚪馃嚫
23rd - Estonia 馃嚜馃嚜
24th - Spain 馃嚜馃嚫
25th - Norway 馃嚦馃嚧
26th - Moldova 馃嚥馃嚛
27th- Ireland 馃嚠馃嚜
28th - Italy 馃嚠馃嚬
29th - Belgium 馃嚙馃嚜
30th - Netherlands 馃嚦馃嚤
31st - Switzerland 馃嚚馃嚟
32nd - Cyprus 馃嚚馃嚲
33rd - Australia 馃嚘馃嚭
34th - Germany 馃嚛馃嚜
35th - San Marino 馃嚫馃嚥
36th - Romania 馃嚪馃嚧
37th - Croatia 馃嚟馃嚪

Perhaps I'll do semi 1 predictions tomorrow if I can form a coherent thought... hmm....

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Eurovision 2023 Ranking - 2nd May 8, 2023
Since Eurovision 2023 is less than 24 hours, I decided to rank all of this year's songs based on how much I like them.

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Finland 馃嚝馃嚠



SMASH HIT!!!!!! Finland FINALLY made the right choice in UMK after picking the absolute worst two songs I have ever heard the past two years, so I am so pleased that this BANGER was able to come out on top. Finland has truly been upping their Eurovision game lately and I'm so happy it has led to this moment. I literally love everything about this entry. K盲盲rij盲 is such a phenomenal performer who magnetizes the stage and has the performance of a lifetime. The transition to the schlager is also *chefs kiss* and really should not work, but works in a way that just heightens the song so much. This is also endlessly repeatable and is my most listened to song of the season for that very reason. I just love it all and I'm happy that most of the Eurovision fans seem to be loving it as well. Finland for the win!!!

2nd - Finland 馃嚝馃嚠
3rd - Latvia 馃嚤馃嚮
4th - Armenia 馃嚘馃嚥
5th - Georgia 馃嚞馃嚜
6th - Lithuania 馃嚤馃嚬
7th - Sweden 馃嚫馃嚜
8th - Denmark 馃嚛馃嚢
9th - France 馃嚝馃嚪
10th - Azerbaijan 馃嚘馃嚳
11th - Austria 馃嚘馃嚬
12th - United Kingdom 馃嚞馃嚙
13th - Poland 馃嚨馃嚤
14th - Malta 馃嚥馃嚬
15th - Portugal 馃嚨馃嚬
16th - Czech Republic 馃嚚馃嚳
17th - Israel 馃嚠馃嚤
18th - Albania 馃嚘馃嚤
19th - Iceland 馃嚠馃嚫
20th - Greece 馃嚞馃嚪
21st - Ukraine 馃嚭馃嚘
22nd - Serbia 馃嚪馃嚫
23rd - Estonia 馃嚜馃嚜
24th - Spain 馃嚜馃嚫
25th - Norway 馃嚦馃嚧
26th - Moldova 馃嚥馃嚛
27th- Ireland 馃嚠馃嚜
28th - Italy 馃嚠馃嚬
29th - Belgium 馃嚙馃嚜
30th - Netherlands 馃嚦馃嚤
31st - Switzerland 馃嚚馃嚟
32nd - Cyprus 馃嚚馃嚲
33rd - Australia 馃嚘馃嚭
34th - Germany 馃嚛馃嚜
35th - San Marino 馃嚫馃嚥
36th - Romania 馃嚪馃嚧
37th - Croatia 馃嚟馃嚪

Winner post coming now :o

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Eurovision 2023 Ranking - 3rd-6th May 8, 2023
Since Eurovision 2023 is in about 24 hours, I decided to rank all of this year's songs based on how much I like them.

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Lithuania 馃嚤馃嚬



LEGEND!!! Monika was one of my absolute favorites in 2015, so I'm so happy she's returned on her own and without that nasty man. But this song is just so solid and such a banger. Monika performs flawlessly and the ciuto tuto's are never not absolutely iconic. Just a solid entry that I love so much and I can't wait for Monika Linkyte to follow in the legendary footsteps of Monika Liu.

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Georgia 馃嚞馃嚜



I'VE GOT A BIG FAITH, MY LOVE IS MY CROWN!!!! This absolute star served so much. Does her song make any sense? Not in the slightest. Do I care? NOPE!! As long as Iru thinks she knows what she's singing about that's all that matters to me <3 This song is just so sonically pleasing to me, it just sounds so epic and the production is so solid, I can't help but love it. I already know this is going to be even more of a collapse live and I can't wait to see it happen.

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Armenia 馃嚘馃嚥



The HSC girls really snapped <3 Feel like my thoughts on this kind of parallel Georgia, in that the lyrics are extremely mid, but the entire production is just top notch. The build up from the slow beginning to the explosion of sound later on just works so well for me and is such a collapse every time I hear it. And then the Armenian at the end?!?! Top tier!!! And we love the fact that Brunette wrote this ALONE!!!! That's a legend!!! I DECIDE TO BE GOOD, DO GOOD, LOOK GOOD

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Latvia 馃嚤馃嚮



WE NEED LATVIA IN THE FINAL SO BAD EUROPE PLEASE!!!!! This is so so so so so solid. I'm unsure if I can articulate what I love about this song, but it's just such a high quality song. The production is just so good and it's the perfect little indie rock song that captivates me from beginning to end. The guitar solo always gives me chills and then the Latvian part at the end?! Literally a collapse. And the staging works with this so well. AH I just love this and Sudden Lights so so much and I'm desperate for this to qualify.

3rd - Latvia 馃嚤馃嚮
4th - Armenia 馃嚘馃嚥
5th - Georgia 馃嚞馃嚜
6th - Lithuania 馃嚤馃嚬
7th - Sweden 馃嚫馃嚜
8th - Denmark 馃嚛馃嚢
9th - France 馃嚝馃嚪
10th - Azerbaijan 馃嚘馃嚳
11th - Austria 馃嚘馃嚬
12th - United Kingdom 馃嚞馃嚙
13th - Poland 馃嚨馃嚤
14th - Malta 馃嚥馃嚬
15th - Portugal 馃嚨馃嚬
16th - Czech Republic 馃嚚馃嚳
17th - Israel 馃嚠馃嚤
18th - Albania 馃嚘馃嚤
19th - Iceland 馃嚠馃嚫
20th - Greece 馃嚞馃嚪
21st - Ukraine 馃嚭馃嚘
22nd - Serbia 馃嚪馃嚫
23rd - Estonia 馃嚜馃嚜
24th - Spain 馃嚜馃嚫
25th - Norway 馃嚦馃嚧
26th - Moldova 馃嚥馃嚛
27th- Ireland 馃嚠馃嚜
28th - Italy 馃嚠馃嚬
29th - Belgium 馃嚙馃嚜
30th - Netherlands 馃嚦馃嚤
31st - Switzerland 馃嚚馃嚟
32nd - Cyprus 馃嚚馃嚲
33rd - Australia 馃嚘馃嚭
34th - Germany 馃嚛馃嚜
35th - San Marino 馃嚫馃嚥
36th - Romania 馃嚪馃嚧
37th - Croatia 馃嚟馃嚪

Top 2 coming later omg who will win

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Eurovision 2023 Ranking - 7th-10th May 7, 2023
Since Eurovision 2023 is in less than 48 hours, I decided to rank all of this year's songs based on how much I like them.

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Azerbaijan 馃嚘馃嚳



YESSSSSSS!!!! Literally obsessed with TuralTuranX and this song so much they deserve the whole world. I initially felt absolutely nothing toward this song, but over time I started connecting and vibing with it more and more for it to currently be my most listened to song to the run up to the contest <3 There is just something so lovely about this package that has won me over so much, and I think that's in part because TuralTuranX wrote the song themselves and its such a change of pace for Azerbaijan that I can't help but root for them. I need this in the final so so so bad. TuralTuranX will always be famous

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France 馃嚝馃嚪



This song has recently shot up so much in my rankings, La Zarra is just hitting so hard right now. The way this song melds together traditional French sounding music with a fresh disco beat is honestly genius and it just sounds so so good. This song also pops so much live from what we've seen and I can't wait for La Zarra to absolutely obliterate the competition. Legend!!!

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Denmark 馃嚛馃嚢



I have made it my entire personality that I have not liked a singular Danish Eurovision entry ever (besides 2020 </3 justice for Ben & Tan) but I guess the tides have turned this year. And the funny part is that this is typically a song I would not gravitate toward. But something about this entire package just clicked in my brain and I cannot stop playing this banger. This is my second most played song of the entire Eurovision song because it's just endlessly catchy. Reiley may not have the best live vocals which does bring this down a bit, but I am willing to overlook that for finally giving me a good Danish entry.

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Sweden 馃嚫馃嚜



What a full circle moment for me. Loreen is the artist who helped me discover Eurovision 11 (yikes) years ago, and to see her as a winner contender and with this great of a package yet again has been such a treat. While I haven't listened to the studio cut of this as much as the rest of my top 10, Loreen truly comes alive performing live. She just sells this song so well with the most captivating and stunning staging that I can't help but root her on yet again. Will be intrigued to see if she comes out on top again!! She will always be a legend though!!

7th - Sweden 馃嚫馃嚜
8th - Denmark 馃嚛馃嚢
9th - France 馃嚝馃嚪
10th - Azerbaijan 馃嚘馃嚳
11th - Austria 馃嚘馃嚬
12th - United Kingdom 馃嚞馃嚙
13th - Poland 馃嚨馃嚤
14th - Malta 馃嚥馃嚬
15th - Portugal 馃嚨馃嚬
16th - Czech Republic 馃嚚馃嚳
17th - Israel 馃嚠馃嚤
18th - Albania 馃嚘馃嚤
19th - Iceland 馃嚠馃嚫
20th - Greece 馃嚞馃嚪
21st - Ukraine 馃嚭馃嚘
22nd - Serbia 馃嚪馃嚫
23rd - Estonia 馃嚜馃嚜
24th - Spain 馃嚜馃嚫
25th - Norway 馃嚦馃嚧
26th - Moldova 馃嚥馃嚛
27th- Ireland 馃嚠馃嚜
28th - Italy 馃嚠馃嚬
29th - Belgium 馃嚙馃嚜
30th - Netherlands 馃嚦馃嚤
31st - Switzerland 馃嚚馃嚟
32nd - Cyprus 馃嚚馃嚲
33rd - Australia 馃嚘馃嚭
34th - Germany 馃嚛馃嚜
35th - San Marino 馃嚫馃嚥
36th - Romania 馃嚪馃嚧
37th - Croatia 馃嚟馃嚪

**also I did need to edit this because for some reason my brain jumped over Denmark in my rankings, which I guess checks out because they're never this high for me**

Rest of the rankings coming tomorrow hopefully!!! And potentially a semi final 1 prediction, we shall see :)

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Eurovision 2023 Ranking - 11th-14th May 7, 2023
Since Eurovision 2023 is in less than 48 hours, I decided to rank all of this year's songs based on how much I like them.

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Malta 馃嚥馃嚬



Dav.Jr did THAT!!!! This is just such a fresh sound coming from Malta and I love that they are FINALLY sending a self penned song, because them sending Melfest rejects was getting old. Either way, this is so so so much fun and oozes charisma, I can't help but jam every time this comes on. It's just a solid, upbeat pop track that becomes even better thanks to how charismatic and phenomenal Dav.Jr is as a performer. I need these legends in the final so bad.

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Poland 馃嚨馃嚤



This unironically goes so hard!! Yes, it sounds like it comes from 2018, but that's what makes it so endearing and fun!!! Blanka is also so funny and ended everyone in the Polish NF with ease!! I really have nothing else to say except this is a banger and has been on a loop for this entire Eurovision season for me. Legend.

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United Kingdom 馃嚞馃嚙



From one legend to another!!! Brit pop is exactly the route that I've been begging and needing the UK to go down and I'm so happy that they are FINALLY sending a song in the genre. Mae is just such a star and sells this song so well, I can't wait to see how great and iconic this seems on the stage and I just hope that the UK continues to go down this path!!

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Austria 馃嚘馃嚬



From two legends to two more legends omg!!! This completely came out of nowhere from Austria's standard and I'm so happy that they're finally trying a new sound / direction that is working so so so well. This is just camp done perfectly, as the song is so out that it stays with you but also has an underlying message and it performed extremely well. Teya and Salena are absolute stars and I can't wait to see them bring Austria back to the final <3

11th - Austria 馃嚘馃嚬
12th - United Kingdom 馃嚞馃嚙
13th - Poland 馃嚨馃嚤
14th - Malta 馃嚥馃嚬
15th - Portugal 馃嚨馃嚬
16th - Czech Republic 馃嚚馃嚳
17th - Israel 馃嚠馃嚤
18th - Albania 馃嚘馃嚤
19th - Iceland 馃嚠馃嚫
20th - Greece 馃嚞馃嚪
21st - Ukraine 馃嚭馃嚘
22nd - Serbia 馃嚪馃嚫
23rd - Estonia 馃嚜馃嚜
24th - Spain 馃嚜馃嚫
25th - Norway 馃嚦馃嚧
26th - Moldova 馃嚥馃嚛
27th- Ireland 馃嚠馃嚜
28th - Italy 馃嚠馃嚬
29th - Belgium 馃嚙馃嚜
30th - Netherlands 馃嚦馃嚤
31st - Switzerland 馃嚚馃嚟
32nd - Cyprus 馃嚚馃嚲
33rd - Australia 馃嚘馃嚭
34th - Germany 馃嚛馃嚜
35th - San Marino 馃嚫馃嚥
36th - Romania 馃嚪馃嚧
37th - Croatia 馃嚟馃嚪

Posting next 4 right now!!!! :)

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Eurovision 2023 Ranking - 15th-37th May 7, 2023
Heyo!! At the very last minute I have decided to yet again post my rankings and thoughts on the acts for Eurovision this year :) I have been very busy and have been discussing my opinions elsewhere, making posting here kind of irrelevant, but I like to record my tastes and look back over the years so here we are!!! And I can't break a now NINE (yikes) year tradition...
As Eurovision is quite literally in 48 hours and I still have to edit and submit a 20 page research paper, I will not be discussing all the acts at length </3 That right will be exclusively for the top 14 and the rest will just get thrown into this one post yessssssss
Remember that these are *my* personal rankings and we all have different tastes, which is what makes Eurovision so much fun!! Plus, this year is very strong and so iconic, so just because I have a song low doesn't mean I dislike it!! Anyways, now to start...

15th - Portugal 馃嚨馃嚬
16th - Czech Republic 馃嚚馃嚳
17th - Israel 馃嚠馃嚤
18th - Albania 馃嚘馃嚤
19th - Iceland 馃嚠馃嚫
20th - Greece 馃嚞馃嚪
21st - Ukraine 馃嚭馃嚘
22nd - Serbia 馃嚪馃嚫
23rd - Estonia 馃嚜馃嚜
24th - Spain 馃嚜馃嚫
25th - Norway 馃嚦馃嚧
26th - Moldova 馃嚥馃嚛
27th- Ireland 馃嚠馃嚜
28th - Italy 馃嚠馃嚬
29th - Belgium 馃嚙馃嚜
30th - Netherlands 馃嚦馃嚤
31st - Switzerland 馃嚚馃嚟
32nd - Cyprus 馃嚚馃嚲
33rd - Australia 馃嚘馃嚭
34th - Germany 馃嚛馃嚜
35th - San Marino 馃嚫馃嚥
36th - Romania 馃嚪馃嚧
37th - Croatia 馃嚟馃嚪

Honestly so many of these songs are so good. Like everything ranked 30th and up is on my Eurovision playlist. Just a stellar year!!!! Will post more rankings later when I feel like it hopefully <3

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