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Libanz Drag Race S1 EP5 - Roasted Marshmallows

Aug 16, 2017 by Libanz00
1. Laura La Flor TheOmen
2. Ohma Gawd XoXU
3. So Stoned Emmett4
4. Old Lady Huggins FlaggedALot
5. Dame Gigi Stone g1ng4
6. Statue of Bitchety MIchelle990
7. Debra From Accounting ILOVETHEBUCCANEERS
8. Ginger Snap Insanity17
9. Jenny Saisquoi JonMcGillis
10. Donna Le Donna ForYouSelena

11th - Cherry Tits VanessaFeltz
12th - Cailey the Beautifyl CalebDaBoss
13th - BIndSunDoll4MJ NooNoo
14th - Little Miss Iona Allan IONA0
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*Flashback plays*
*The queens walk into the workroom after Cherry's elimination*

DEBRA: She was some good competition I'm happy she's gone.
[LIPSTICK MESSAGE]: You all know I was gonna snatch the crown so be happy I'm out.
JENNY: *Wipes the mirror clean in about 3 seconds*
DEBRA: Damn girl you seem shook.
JENNY: I am, I went from a win to bottom 2 like I'm so uneasy right now.
LAURA: Maybe you'll end up lip syncing twice like I did.
JENNY: I'm not that shook love.
OHMA: We'll see about that...
JENNY: *Glares at Ohma*
OHMA: Don't look at me, I made it clear I want you gone and I stand by it *smiles*
JENNY: Whatever

*Theme song hits*

*confessionals*
JENNY: If I ever have to lip sync again I might slit my wrists. That was the most nervous I've been in a very long time. Never again!
DAME: I'm so happy, my hard work was finally credited for and I landed in the top 3. Thank god I'm not just a safe queen anymore!
DONNA: Love how I almost landed in the bottom 2, bitches beware.

{Oooo girl, you got She-Mail}
LIBANZ: Do you love a good piece of roast? Well this challenge will be perfect for you I just wish I had some roast right now. You stupid bitch.

LIBANZ: Hello hello!!
EVERYONE: Hiiiiii
LIBANZ: For this week's maxi challenge, it's time for a good chunk of roast. You will have to roast your fellow queens and the judges. This week we will Kathy Griffin (Queen of Roasts) and Tamar Braxton on the panel. The theme for the runway is Red Carpet Couture. Ladies, start your engines and may the best woman win!
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[WORKROOM SEGMENT]

JENNY: There are a lot of comedy queens in the workroom so this will be interesting.
LAURA: This is the best chance to show the judges that I'm not just a fishy bitch.
JENNY: I swear I ain't laughed at anything you have ever said since you walked in......
EVERYONE: Oooo
LAURA: Least I'm not fucking inconsistent unlike you.
JENNY: Bitch you landed in the bottom 2 twice already out of 4 challenges, and you're going on about consistency. Sit down Hun!
*Awkward silence*

HUGGINS: I'm not a very good roasting queen. I'm gonna flop so bad on this.

*confessional*
HUGGINS: I am literally gonna have to put my best foot forward in this, I can't save any readings for the reading is fundamental task (if there is one) I will definitely need to put everything into this challenge.
GINGER: I see myself as a funny queen but that isn't what I'm known for. I am known for my skills and dancing. Let's see if I can overcome this.

STATUE: Well good luck everyone, I hope you all do well. Aha, who am I kidding? I hope you all do so bad that you get disqualified so it just leaves me he he.
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[MAIN STAGE - ROAST]

DAME: The difference between Michelle Visage's legs and her book is that the book doesn't get opened regularly cause it's bullshit!
AUDIENCE: *High levels, energy and everyone is loving her roast*

LAURA: Kathy.. how the fuck can you roast someone when you have that voice baby girl.
AUDIENCE: *Everyone is shooketh with laughter*

DONNA: Um.. Old Lady Huggins needs to leave. Why? She's just too old.
AUDIENCE: *Awkward silence*

*So Stoned has some word mumbles but overall has a good concept and reception*
*Statue is very over hyper which the audience like but the act begins to decline near the end of the roast*
*Jenny has some jokes in there but a few of the punchlines didn't land or were confusing*
*Ginger gets in her head about her not being a comedy queen and crumbles under the pressure*
*Debra has a well rounded routine and has the excitement and energy to keep the audience wanting more*
*Ohma's performance was quite forgettable but was funny in the moment, it was middle of the pack*
*Huggins uses her own POV on what a roast is and uses it to her advantage but her jokes didn't always land 100%*
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[RUNWAY SEGMENT]
*Libanz walks out*
*Cover girl plays*

LIBANZ - Welcome to the panel judges! Michelle Visage and Carson Kressley our regulars. Extra special guest judges Kathy Griffin and Tamar Braxton! Welcome both of you!

LIBANZ - As you all know, this week the queens had to do some roasting which is what you witnessed earlier today, now it's time to see that red carpet couture runway looks. Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win!
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TOP TOOT: Laura La Flor: I am serving this sparkly and stoned dress that took me a very long time to make. I put blood sweat and tears into this outfit and I hope it pays off.

TOP BOOT: Statue Of Bitchety: I decided to go with a simple contemporary short dress that a teenage girl would wear to the Teen Choice Awards.
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[CRITIQUES]

LIBANZ - Ladies, I have made some decisions. Will the following queens please step forward,
Statue of Bitchety...
Old Lady Huggins...
So Stoned...
Jenny Saisquoi... you are all SAFE! You may all leave the stage. Ladies, you all represent the tops and the bottoms this week. It's time for the critiques.

Laura La Flor: Girl, you slayed the roast. Everything seemed to land perfectly. For me, it's a close call between you and 1 other queen as to who wins the challenge. I do however think you have the best outfit up here though.

Donna Le Donna: Your idea of a roast isn't very good. They were more like observations or criticisms instead of readings. Your look isn't very fashion forward for me.

Dame Gigi Stone: You slayed this, I think it's between Laura and you as of who should win the challenge. It's a very close call. Well done!

Ohma Gawd: Girl, you have performed so much better this. I feel like you have set the bar for this competition and this week is the first time where you haven't fully delivered. I do think your outfit is alright and could be your saving grace.

Debra From Accounting: You left everyone HUNGRY for more! We wanted more! I love this look it's very fashionable and current, I just wish it wasn't so forgettable.

Ginger Snap: You definitely looked nervous. You even look nervous right now and I don't think that was your best. It was just a hot mess for me.
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[LIP SYNC]
LIBANZ - Ladies, I have made some decisions,
Laura La Flor, Dame Gigi Stone... both of you really impressed this week but there can only be one winner for the challenge.
Laura La Flor... Congratulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge! Dame Gigi Stone, you are safe. You may both leave the stage!
Debra From Accounting... you are SAFE. You may join the other girls.
Donna Le Donna, you truly flopped and you didn't shine through.
Ginger Snap, you simply just crumbled under the pressure.
Ohma Gawd, we feel like this a 1 week mishap for you, maybe it's that we thought you were better.
Ohma Gawd.. you are SAFE. STEP it up next week!
Donna Le Donna & Ginger Snap... I'm sorry my dears but you are both up for elimination!

LIBANZ - Two queens stand before me, ladies this is your last chance to impress me and save yourselves from elimination! The TIME HAS COME for YOU to lip sync for you LIFE!
*confessionals*
Ginger Snap - Let's get to this, send this bitch home.
Donna Le Donna - My first lip sync, it ain't about to be my last either!

Bottom 2: Ginger Snap & Donna Le Donna.
Lip Sync Song: 'Champagne Problems' by Meghan Trainor.


LIBANZ - Thank you ladies, I have made my decision. Donna Le Donna, Shontae you stay! You may join the other girls. Ginger Snap, ginger, nutmeg and now the mix of drag artists. Now, sashay away!

*confessional*
Ginger Snap - I am so happy to at least made it to the top 10. People might think of me as a filler bitch but I am far from one. I am so proud to be on this show and I hope to return again in the near future.

LIBANZ - Ladies, if you can't love yourselves how in the hell are you gonna love someone else? Can I get an amen? Everyone: AMEN! Now let the music play!
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Do you think the right queens were in the bottom?
Do you like the story lines?
#rpdr
Chart: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1a_tigziwFJvW7oZM_aPIRf3v6I-k_1AVRkCiH8FlEDo/edit?usp=sharing

Comments

Shooketh
Sent by XoXU,Aug 16, 2017
SAFE BTM2 BTM2 SAFE WIN

My wig.
Sent by TheOmen,Aug 16, 2017
YAS @ DONNA LE DONNA SLAYING THE BOTTOM 2 QUEEN OF STAYING
Sent by ForYouSelena,Aug 16, 2017
Robbed once again of my win!!
Sent by g1ng4,Aug 17, 2017
please let the rivalry  between Laura and Jenny continue
TheOmen I'm shook
Sent by JonMcGillis,Aug 17, 2017
OhMa, Statue, Dame, and Debra....keep slaying girls!!!
Sent by ILOVETHEBUCCANEERS,Aug 17, 2017

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