1. Laura La Flor TheOmen
2. Ohma Gawd XoXU
3. So Stoned Emmett4
4. Old Lady Huggins FlaggedALot
5. Cherry Tits VanessaFeltz
6. Little Miss Iona Allan IONA0
7. BIndSunDoll4MJ NooNoo
8. Dame Gigi Stone g1ng4
9. Statue of Bitchety MIchelle990
10. Debra From Accounting ILOVETHEBUCCANEERS
11. Cailey the Beautifyl CalebDaBoss
12. Ginger Snap Insanity17
13. Jenny SaisQuoi JonMcGillis
14. Donna Le Donna ForYouSelena
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Welcome to Libanz Drag Race. 14 Fierce queens are about to begin the race in which they will be tested in different aspects to see who has what it takes to become Libanz's Next Drag Superstar! So, let's get the race underway.
*Theme song hits*
[ENTRANCE LOOKS]
OLD LADY HUGGINS: Mamas home!!! Oh I'm the first one here, I see no error.
CHERRY TITS: Ladies the big juice has arrived! *Shakes tits*
GINGER SNAP: Come on ladies let's get this going! *Blows whistle* *Jumps in the air*
BINDSUNDOLL4MJ: Here I am, the queen has arrived. I have tits better than everyone's! *Giggles*
LITTLE MISS IONA ALLAN: I'm as short as a stick and my talents are as big as Mount Everest. *Crickets* *No one understands*
LAURA LA FLOR: Come on girls LET'S GET ON THE FLAWR!!! *Death drops*
SO STONED: Hey ladies do you like being stoned? *Everyone's confused* not that kind of stoned you morons, do you like your dresses to be stoned? *Light laughter*
DONNA LE DONNA: Hunny. I'm here to snatch the crown whether you like it or not *Clicks fingers*
STATUE OF BITCHETY: THE MAIN BITCH IS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE! *Puts middle finger up*
DEBRA FROM ACCOUNTING: A to the C to the C to the O to the U to the N to the TING. ACCOUNTING!
JENNY SAISQUOI: Hey I'm Jenny I didn't come to play I came to slay! *Raises eyebrow*
CAILEY THE BEAUTIFYL: Is this the set for Libanz's Next Drag Superstar? Oh sorry wrong room! *Everyone laughs*
DAME GIGI STONE: Can I perform? Yes. Can I sow? Yes. Am I stunning? Yes. Can I sing and dance? Hell. To. The No.
OHMA GAWD: Oh my god look at all the beauty in this room! Oh wait that's just me walking in lol.
{Oooo girl! You got She-Mail}
LIBANZ - Ladies welcome to the starting line of Libanz Drag Race! Before this season is over, 1 of you will take home the title. But how will you get there? It's time to show off your eleganza using only 1 colour.
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LIBANZ - Hello Hello!!
OHMA: Oh my god!! *Squeals*
LAURA: Yes queen!
*Confessionals*
DEBRA: The icon Libanz is now in the same room as me. I am so starstruck I can't contain it right now!
DONNA: It just became clear that I am here, it's finally sunk in and I am now ready to play!
LADY HUGGINS: At least someone who is near my age is now with us all I felt like a big fish in a small pond.
LIBANZ - I hope you have all settled in nicely because for your first maxi challenge, we are going to put you to the test. You must create an outfit using only 1 colour, PINK! Think of Madonna as material girl, that sort of pink realness. This challenge is titled "Pink Power Realness"
Ladies, start your engine and may the best woman, win!
DAME: How is your outfit coming along Laura?
LAURA: I don't know how I am going to make this I don't sow....
DAME: Wait what? aha.
LAURA: I don't sow, I get people to make my outfits for me....
DAME: Well girl, I'll give you a small masterclass on sewing right now if you want.
LAURA: Um sure!
*confessional*
DAME: To come into the workroom without knowing how to sow is a sin and I feel bad on her so I decided to help her out a little bit.
DEBRA: Well at least we now know who the messy queen of the season is gonna be, I mean someone has to go home first..
GINGER: I don't really see Laura making it that far but I mean she could surprise us.
CAILEY: I need a smoke break. Girl this stress is getting to me!
DONNA: Go and take one then bitch and stop complaining....
CAILEY: Um excuse me!
DONNA: All I've heard for the last 30 minutes is your whining. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
HUGGINS: Donna that's enough! You don't need to be like that.
DONNA: Whatever....
CAILEY: What a silly bitch!
DONNA: *Swiftly turns* WHAT YOU SAY BOUT ME>
CAILEY: Nothing...
*confessional*
CAILEY: Donna is just angry at me from last year. We took part in this comedy gig where 10 drag queens did stand up and I came 2nd when she came 8th. She is just bitter!
DONNA: This has nothing to do with bitterness, I'm just sick of hearing her whine!
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[RUNWAY SEGMENT]
*Libanz walks out*
*Cover girl plays*
LIBANZ - Welcome to the first runway show of Libanz Drag Race. My main judges Michelle Visage and Carson Kressley! Let's welcome our guest judges, suitable for the pink themed event, it's P!nk. Welcome!
P!nk - I'm not a slut I just love love.
LIBANZ - *Giggles* And extra special guest judge Adam Levine is here! Welcome to the show!
Adam - Thank you, you look amazing!
LIBANZ - This week, our queens were challenged to create an outfit which was based around the colour pink. 'Pink Power Realness'. Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win!
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[CRITIQUES]
*No top toot or top boot since the runway is the challenge*
LIBANZ - Thank you ladies for an amazing first show! Now will the following people please step forward.
Cherry Tits...
Debra From Accounting...
Dame Gigi Stone...
BIndSunDoll4MJ...
Donna Le Donna...
Ginger Snap...
Laura La Flor...
Cailey The Beautifyl...
LIBANZ - Ladies, you are all SAFE! However, safe is not a word I associate with Libanz's Next Drag Superstar. Next challenge, make a better impression. You may all leave the stage! The rest of you represent the top and bottom of the week. Let's hear the critiques.
Old Lady Huggins - This outfit is very basic, it's just a piece of pink fabric wrapped around your waist with a decorative bra on. I do actually like the bra but it's quite basic. You need to put more work into your outfits.
Ohma Gawd - This is my favourite outfit up here tonight! You decided to take the colour pink and give it a punk rock twist which I love so much! Well done!
Jenny Saisquoi - I think this outfit is very fashion forward, I could picture loads of high end celebrities wearing this outfit to a red carpet event. Good job!
Little Miss Iona Allan - I think this doesn't have enough pink in it. There is some white, some red, some purple. I do think it's a good outfit but to me it doesn't look like you understood the challenge.
Statue of Bitchety - I love the top half of this outfit I think it's very high end and I like the extra stuff going on with it, it's makes a good silhouette but idk about the bottom half, it seems basic but I do kind of like it actually. Well done to you!
So Stoned - Girl this look, looks like you were stoned when you made it and yes I am talking about the drug. It's just all over the place and why the hell did you decide to wear a bowler hat on top of your wig......
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[LIP SYNC]
LIBANZ - Ladies I have made some decisions,
Statue of Bitchety..... You're safe!
So Stoned... You like to sparkle, but this look came off as rusty. I'm sorry my dear you are up for elimination.
Ohma Gawd... You definitely showed us that Pink is a good design colour. Congratulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge!
Jenny Saisquoi... You are safe! Well done!
Old Lady Huggins, you're look looked very basic even for a first challenge.
Little Miss, you missed the mark by not using enough pink in a pink challenge.
Old Lady Huggins... You are SAFE!
Little Miss Iona Allan... I'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination.
LIBANZ - Two queens stand before me, ladies this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination. The time has come for YOU to lip sync for your life!
*Confessional*
So Stoned - This bitch better watch out.
Iona Allan - I am not ready to leave I have so much to offer.
LIBANZ - Good luck, and don't fuck it up!
Bottom 2: So Stoned & Little Miss Iona Allan.
Lip sync song: 'Slut Like You' by P!nk.
LIBANZ - Ladies, I have made my decision! So Stoned, you have definitely redeemed yourself. Shontae you stay! Little Miss Iona Allan, you are gonna be known everywhere after this, leave with your head held up. Now, sashay away!
*Confessional*
Little Miss Iona Allan - Well, I had the time of my life and it was good whilst it lasted. I wish I could of shown more of what I had to offer but that's how the cookie crumbles.
LIBANZ - Ladies, if you can't love yourself how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else, can I get an amen? Everyone: AMEN. Let the music play!
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