14th - Little Miss Iona Allan IONA0
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*Flashback plays*
*The queens walk back in after Iona Allan's elimination*
GINGER: Aww Iona. I know she was talented.
[LIPSTICK MESSAGE]: Good luck girls remember all the talent left with me xo.
CHERRY: No tea no shade but she kept talking about talent and having loads of it but that dress hunty was NOT spectacular.
JENNY: I've seen her perform in Chicago and I can tell from them that she does have talent.
GINGER: Yeah I could see a lot in her.
CHERRY: Well I mean, bitch is gone so let's move on.
CAILEY: Here here aha.
DONNA: *Rolls eyes*
CAILEY: Do you still have to act petty Donna?
DONNA: I'm not doing anything *pouts lips*
CAILEY: Okay boo.
*Theme song hits*
*confessionals*
STONED - I am shook, I had to lip sync last week and I definitely wasn't prepared for that. I just need to BRING IT next week.
GAWD - I am so happy I won the challenge but I feel so much pressure this week to keep raising the bar, I don't really want it to fall.
STATUE - Girl, I am definitely coming for Ohma's spot whether she likes it or not. That bitch better watch her back!
{Oooo girl, you got She-Mail}
LIBANZ - Do you think you're a villain or a hero? Do you like being a leader or in the background? Well today you will be put to the test. Buckle up and get ready to save the world!
LIBANZ - Hello hello
Everyone - Hiiiiii
LIBANZ - For this week's maxi challenge, you are going to design and create a empowering female superwoman character and star in your 30 second advert based on what you do and what kind of character you are. Use all of your charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent for this. You will all get 10 minutes in front of the camera.
LIBANZ - Ladies, start your engines and may the best woman win!
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[WORKROOM SEGMENT]
*confessionals*
SUNDOLL - So for this challenge, I decided to go with like a sexy blond bombshell look with a kinky twist. I'm gonna use this sexy body I have to make this look perfect. I think it will come together perfectly.
STONED - I'm sorry but sun doll is literally just using a corset and decorating it... it doesn't look good for her at the moment.
LAURA: Does anyone think they will definitely excel in this challenge?
DEBRA: I think I'll excel, I know I'm definitely not going to be safe this time.
STATUE: Don't think you're winning baby cakes cause that spot is reserved for me this week.
DEBRA: THAT'S SO FUNNY, TELL ANOTHER ONE!
*Everyone cackles*
STATUE: Girl where was I last week, TOP 3. Where were you.... SAFE. I will make sure you do NOT get that win this week mark my words.
DEBRA: Bring it on baby.
DONNA: God the tension going on in here is unreal.
DEBRA: I didn't start this love, this bitch started it.
STATUE: Whatever..
HUGGINS: Well let's just get ready for the challenge babies.
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[FILMING OF PROMOS/CHALLENGES]
DEBRA: BAM, BAM ALL THE DIRTY WEAVES. *SCREAMS LOUDLY* ALL OF THEM!! *Relaxes face and smiles* Yeah so you need to wash your weaves and I'm here to help you.
LIBANZ: *Laughs hysterically*
STATUE: Do you need to show off your talents? Well girl I am here to tell all you young girls out that you are all beautiful and talented.
LIBANZ: *smiles*
LAURA: Hi, as all you bitches know, a war just happened. If you need help ring me at 69691230.. 60... NINE! You will most likely need me!
LIBANZ: *crickets*
LIBANZ: Welcome to the runway! Welcome our main judges, Michelle Visage and Carson Kressley. Let's introduce our snazzy guest judges. We have 2 stars from the new Spider Man movie. Say hello to Tom Holland and Zendaya! Welcome guys!
ZENDAYA: Libanz baby you look STUNNING!
LIBANZ: Thank you so do you Hun!
LIBANZ: This week my queens were challenged to make a small ad about her female superhero and create an outfit for her in which they will showcase on the runway tonight. Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win!
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TOP TOOT: Debra From Accounting: Girl I am serving this look. I am giving you a dominatrix look and it's like a tease. It's a sexy superhero that the boys would drool over.
TOP BOOT: BIndSunDoll4MJ: I think this looks good, it's very basic but I feel like this doesn't need to be over the top I am getting the message across. I just hope the judges like it.
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[CRITIQUES]
LIBANZ - Thank you ladies, I feel safe knowing you are all protecting the world.
*Rolls all 13 adverts*
LIBANZ - I have made some decisions. When I call your name please step forward.
Ohma Gawd...
Ginger Snap...
Jenny Saisquoi...
So Stoned...
Old Lady Higgins...
Donna Le Donna...
Dame Gigi Stone...
LIBANZ - Ladies, you are all SAFE! You may all leave the stage. The rest of you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week. It's time for the critiques.
Statue of Bitchety - I mean to begin with your name says bitch and you seem to have a bitchy attitude so for you to come out and give us something motivational I was so proud of you. You know how to be versatile. Congratulations girl!
Cailey the Beautifyl - I feel like your advert was very lacklustre. I think you're outfit is gorgeous and very mature but that ad was very plain like a slice of white bread.
Cherry Tits - I got what you were selling with your advert but I feel like it just didn't really click with me. I do very much enjoy your outfit however I think it matches the 70's theme you were going for. The advert is good just confusing don't think it's bad that I don't necessarily get it.
Debra From Accounting - Your advert had me pissing myself I couldn't contain the laughter it was amazing. This look is also amazing and is one of my favourites on the runway tonight. You have a well rounded look and base for a superhero. Well done!
BIndSunDoll4MJ - I think your look is terrible. It's just a decorated corset with tights, your wig doesn't have volume or anything and I think that you need to step up your game massively. Your ad was middle of the pack.
Laura La Flor - Your look is very over the top like I can't see a woman running round trying to save the world in this massive ass dress. It's just messy. The advert..... it was a hot mess. You were trying to punch all these cliche jokes out of it but none of the jokes landed unfortunately. Your ad was my least favourite this week.
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[LIP SYNC]
LIBANZ - Ladies I have made some decisions,
Statue of Bitchety.... your advert had me almost in tears it was so emotional and beautiful.
Cherry Tits... your ad was confusing but it for sure made us laugh.
Debra From Accounting.... you were SO SO hilarious and you have the top outfit of the night.
Debra From Accounting..... Congratulations you are the winner of this week's challenge! Statue of Bitchety and Cherry Tits you are both safe! You may all move to the back of the stage.
BIndSunDoll4MJ.... I'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination.
Cailey the Beautifyl, you didn't accomplish what you set out to this week.
Laura La Flor, the punchlines on your ad didn't land at all.
Laura La Flor... I'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination.
Cailey the Beautifyl... You are safe. You may leave the stage.
LIBANZ - Two queens stand before me, ladies this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself FROM ELIMINATION. The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
*confessional*
BIndSunDoll4MJ - Let's get this going, I am here to steamroll this lip sync.
Laura La Flor - My name says it all, I am gonna bring it to the floor.
LIBANZ - Good luck and don't fuck it up!
Bottom 2: BIndSunDoll4MJ & Laura La Flor.
Lip sync song: 'Hero' by Mariah Carey.
LIBANZ - Now that was a lip sync! Ladies, I have made my decision. Laura La Flor, Shontae you stay! You may join the other girls! BIndSunDoll4MJ, you are a beautiful queen but your time hasn't come yet. Now, sashay away!
*Confessional*
BIndSunDoll4MJ - It was fun showing the world my real self and I definitely tried my hardest so I am happy. I don't feel sad at all.
LIBANZ - Ladies if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else. Can I get an amen up in here? Everyone: AMEN! Let the music play!
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