13th - BIndSunDoll4MJ NooNoo
14th - Little Miss Iona Allan IONA0
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*Flashback plays*
*The queens walk back into the workroom after Sun doll's elimination*
DAME: Thank god, bitch had a weird name.
HUGGINS: Bit tight ain't it?
DAME: I don't care.
HUGGINS: .....
[LIPSTICK MESSAGE]: The queen has left the building I hope y'all miss me!
CHERRY: To be honest, I thought she was a hot mess.
STATUE: THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID IT.
CAILEY: Preach aha!
LAURA: I am so shook I had to lip sync, bitch I ain't going to go through that again.
HUGGINS: Debra, how does it feel to win? Must be exciting.
DEBRA: I ain't come to be no safe queen I came to win baby.
LAURA: So did we all?....
DEBRA: Laura stop being salty that I won and you had to lip sync.
LAURA: Who said I was being salty?
DEBRA: I did.
*Theme song hits*
*confessionals*
DEBRA: Coming off of a win I feel very energised and I am ready to win again hehe.
DAME: I think Debra definitely needs an ego check. She has seemed very full of herself from the minute she walked in. I would love to see her struggle.
GINGER: Bitch, I am SICK and SICK of being safe. I DON'T WANT TO BE SAFE! The safe queens at the beginning never make it to the end, it's time to get my act together!
{Oooo girl, you got She-Mail}
LIBANZ: Good Morning America..... here is today's news. That bitch Iona Allan turnt it out and managed to win Drag Race. I'm joking.. but what could the real news be?
LIBANZ: Hello hello!
EVERYONE: Hiiiiii
LIBANZ: For this week's maxi challenge, you will host rival morning talk shows. You will be in 2 teams and each of you will be given scripts and must broadcast a live morning talk show. Debra you won the challenge so you are a team captain, Laura La Flor you survived the lip sync so you are the other team captain.
Debra chose: Statue of Bitchety, Jenny Saisquoi, Old Lady Huggins, So Stoned & Donna Le Donna. Laura chose: Ohma Gawd, Cailey the Beautifyl, Dame Gigi Stone, Cherry Tits & Ginger Snap.
Team Debra will host: Hunty whats the tea!
Team Laura will host: Good Morning Fish!
LIBANZ: For this week's runway, the theme is The Power of Girl Groups!
LIBANZ: Ladies, start your engines and may the best woman win!
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[WORKROOM SEGMENT]
[Team Debra]
DEBRA: Girls, we are definitely going to win this week. I know it.
STATUE: Yeah we just need to focus and not start getting bitchy, this will turn out amazing.
*Gives out roles*
*Practices a few times*
STONED: FUCK THIS SHIT!
DEBRA: What's up?
STONED: I can't fucking do it AT ALL.
DEBRA: You're fine.....
STONED: It's just me getting to my head. I feel like I'm not doing any good with this.
HUGGINS: Bitch, be quiet...
[TEAM LAURA]
LAURA: Every single one of you better focus! I ain't being bottom 2 again let me tell you that.
CHERRY: I was on the top last week I ain't ready to land in the bottom so let's do it.
*Gives out roles*
*Everyone fucks up reading their lines*
LAURA: Well this is gonna be hard work.
GINGER: I'm sure we can do this....
CAILEY: We just need to put the effort in.
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[IN THE STUDIO]
[Team Debra]
*The news anchors Debra and Stoned have a few word problems but overall slay the show*
*The gossip queens Donna and Statue made everyone laugh with funny lingo and banter*
*The DIY presenters Jenny and Huggins slayed the game and had everyone gagging*
[Team Laura]
*The news anchors Cherry and Ginger seem to be composed but have a weird background story line going on*
*The gossip queens Laura and Cailey flop massively, they have chemistry but kept stumbling and missing the punchlines*
*The DIY presenters Ohma and Dame have good chemistry and make everyone in the studio laugh. Everything seems good for them.
LIBANZ: Welcome to the runway! Welcome our main judges Michelle Visage and Carson Kressley. Let's welcome extra special guest judges, host of Big Brother and The Talk, it's Julie Chen!
JULIE: Hey girl, you look amazing!
LIBANZ: Let's also welcome former member of Fifth Harmony, Camilla Cabello!
CAMILLA: Heyyyy girlllllll
LIBANZ: This week my queens were challenged to host rival morning shows. The theme this week on the runway is The Power of Girl Groups! Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win!
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TOP TOOT: Old Lady Huggins: Hunny I am giving you a modern girl group realness with a hint of the supreme's in the 60's. I think this is one of the best looks I have ever made!
TOP BOOT: Laura La Flor: I don't like girl groups, I think they are bitchy and full of themselves. End. Of. Discussion.
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[CRITIQUES]
LIBANZ - Thank you ladies, I have made some decisions.
Team Debra... Congratulations you are the winning team of this challenge!
But, 2 of you really stood out from the bunch,
Jenny Saisquoi and Old Lady Huggins... Congratulations, you are the winners of this week's challenge! Well done girls, you may all leave the runway.
LIBANZ - Team Laura, it's time for your critiques.
Cherry Tits - I think this look is one of my favourites tonight. It's very fashion forward and gives me a little mix vibe which is good. In the talk show, you knew your words and you were prepared but you were acting very passive aggressive on a morning talk show.. not very exciting.
Cailey The Beautifyl - Last week you were in the bottom 3 and this week you seem to be here again. I didn't like your performance at all. Your look is alright but there is a lot going on.
Ohma Gawd - You seemed to be composed and hilarious in the talk show and this look is very creative. You've gone for a spice girls theme which is nice but you went outside of the box and didn't go for the obvious UK flag look. Well done!
Laura La Flor - Girl this look is just appalling. To me it looks like it took you 5 minutes to make and has no culture or reason to it AT ALL. Your performance in the show was disastrous as well. Last week you had to lip sync and you will most likely be doing it again.
Ginger Snap - Just like Cherry I didn't really like you in the talk show. You definitely weren't the worst however. You seemed to flat line and this is what you have been doing throughout the season. You need to bring your game more!
Dame Gigi Stone - You were one of the good ones in this team. You definitely were hilarious and you brought the fun to this talk show. You and Ohma Gawd were the saving graces of this talk show. Good job!
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[LIP SYNC]
LIBANZ - Ladies, I have made some decisions,
Dame Gigi Stone...
Ohma Gawd...
Cherry Tits... you are ALL SAFE! You may all leave the stage.
Laura La Flor, you needed to raise the bar this week and you failed miserably.
Ginger Snap, you keep getting criticised for being middle of the pack.
Cailey The Beautifyl, your look is middle of the road and your performance was underwhelming.
Ginger Snap..... you are SAFE! You may leave the stage.
Laura and Cailey, I'm sorry my dears but you are both up for elimination.
LIBANZ - Two queens stand before me, ladies this is your last chance to impress me and save yourselves from elimination. The time has come for you to lip sync for your life!
*confessional*
Laura La Flor - To be here again I am disgusted.
Cailey - The bitch is going down.
LIBANZ - Good luck and don't fuck. it. UP!
Bottom 2: Laura La Flor & Cailey The Beautifyl.
Lip Sync Song: 'Respect' by Aretha Franklin.
LIBANZ - Ladies, I have made my decision. Laura La Flor, Shontae you stay! Cailey The Beautifyl, girl you are definitely beautiful and it's time to showcase your talents to the world, now sashay away!
*confessional*
Cailey The Beautifyl - It was fun while it lasted I wish I could of shown more but at least I made it here and I'm proud to be a queen on this season. I hope the right person wins this season.
LIBANZ - Ladies, if you can't love yourself how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an amen up in here? Everyone: AMEN! Let the music play!
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What do you think of the episode?
Are you happy to see Cailey go home? #rpdr
Chart: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1a_tigziwFJvW7oZM_aPIRf3v6I-k_1AVRkCiH8FlEDo/edit?usp=sharing
Libanz00 sorry for my late replies to these but these are so good and so fun to read! I just read all three episodes and Donna Le Donna is slaying the masses can't wait until episode 4!
