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STARS ALL STARS - Where are they now? Edition

1stAug 9, 2012 by LaQuawnda

I'm sure it was on everyone's mind on his cold summer night in 2012. Where is the cast of Stars 89: All Stars? Jubbzy was unavailable for comment and told me to f*ck when pressed when the next All Stars would occur. A lot has changed since 2010. Tengaged now has a new leader, with SKYY replacing Randomize back in March 2012. But lets look back.

17th - Thika http://www.tengaged.com.br/user/thikamaru - Thiago “Thikamaru” Maruno

THEN – Thika was one of the most well known Brazilians ever, having won more stars than anybody. He had never played Stars on .com though, and somehow joined the cast, but was later replaced by Uskyld.
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NOW – Thika has since been “BANIDO” on Brazil’s website, leaving him only the main site to turn to. Rumors of him getting eaten in The Amazon by piranhas turned out to be false. The reality was that it was Braga, former Newbie Stars player. Maruno can be seen swinging tree to tree and playing beach volleyball on the sands of Rio de Janiero.

16th - Alegeeter - Alex "Alegeeter" Davidson, starring alongside sister Emily in Stars All Stars.

THEN - Davidson was known more for his Survivor streak and member of the Gifnor tribe, than for his early stars success, Davidson was an early boot.

NOW - He keeps up with his famous sister by working as a personal chef. He graduated from an L.A. culinary school last fall "at the top of my class," boasts Davidson, 25, who still goes to acting auditions. "I realized why in high school there were people who just could not stand me because I'm a total overachiever!" And he has learned knives aren't just for backstabbing: "I just got hired [for cooking lessons] by a very big celebrity, but I can't say her name." [Author's Note: That celebrity I can exclusively reveal is none other than PaulaDeen]

15th - Emmaleigh – Emily ‘Emmaleigh “ Davidson, appearing and being evicted back-to-back with brother Alex.

THEN – Emily was by far the most popular user on the site and can boast having the most wins, not to mention being one of the most Survivalists on the site and was #1 in the Hall of Fame.

NOW – After spends her time differently. After getting place Race to Black marathon, a race where celebrities compete to raise awareness of the Black race, racing under her Hebrew name Ahava, which was bestowed upon her at her Bat Mitzvah by her venerated Uncle Heinrich. When she isn’t running, Davidson turns to her first love (no, not drama!) – yoga. “It’s a great way to get rid of the stress in life,” expresses Davidson, 24, who we caught outside a liquor store carrying a paper sack. “It’s just me and my mind and for 30 minutes, nothing can stop me.”

14th - MarkiePoo – Mark “MarkiePoo” Colburn
THEN – Markie was a double stars winner, although not as famous, comparably to his co-stars.

NOW – Retiring after All Stars, Colburn would later quit Tengaged altogether (although he would return in 2012, while keeping a low profile). Wanting to shed his nice guys image, after Bbdamian reportedly told him “Nice guys finish worse than last, they finish 14th!” Colburn was spotted on the corner of 54th and Crenshaw in downtown Los Angeles, trying to roll tricks and was later busted for solicitation. Since his arrest, Colburn has found Jesus. “Jesus has been there for me, even when I was at rock bottom.” Jesus Romero, Colburn’s former cellmate, now boyfriend, simply laughs. Colburn and Romero plan on opening a Jack in the Box franchise in a small Oregon town, with what’s left of Colburn’s stars winnings.

13th - lonlee – Laura “Lonlee” Swenson
THEN – Known as the Blonde Bitch of Boise, Laura was one of the leaders of the Bloundetourage (alongside cuuum, then known as Skeeet) when it crumbled. Although winning stars several times after the BT broke-up, Swenson was hoping to re-invent herself in All Stars.

NOW – Swenson is showing her softer side lately, shedding his villain image, starting by living Idaho. Divorced last year, All Star's warrior woman, 22, is preparing to buy a Philadelphia restaurant. Good place for a show reunion? Sure. "I'm on Tengaged still and mostly everyone's on there." Perhaps she could hire Mr. Davidson as a chef?

12th – BioDork – Eric “BioDork” Haarer, Sr.
THEN – Haarer was expanding his legacy then as the most corrupt moderator of all time. With a plummeting popularity, despite being #2 in the Hall of Fame, it was no surprise when he got 12th.

NOW – Three months into a 24-month prison sentence for moderation corruption, Haarer, 21, whose latest appeal was denied this month, wants to take his case to the Tengaged Court and "clear his name," says his T-attorney and long distance boyfriend Andersen “BlackWidow” Cooper. Denying rumors Haarer is faring poorly in prison, Cooper says Hareer misses his computer and porn but "he'll make it through." Said Haarer in a jailhouse interview with TENGAGED last month: "This isn't what I signed up for when I joined Tengaged."

11th - http://www.tengaged.com/user/Fiona89 aka Blitszims - Fiona “The Cobra” Gallager

THEN – Fiona and BFF lala303 were known for their catchphrase “Go suck a weenie, kty!” and Gallager was known for winning stars while behind bars. This bad bitch would later be sent to jail for her bad behavior.

NOW – Gallager is now living under a false identity, after escaping prison, in a small cottage outside of Liverpool. Keeping a low profile, Gallager is constantly appealing her arrest and is hoping to clear her name, with her #FreeFiona89 campaign on Twitter and Tengaged, with the support of such celebrities as Katy Perry, who has mistaken Fiona89 for Fiona Apple. When asked what having her name cleared would mean to her, all Gallager had to say was “redemption.” Wiping away tears, Fiona also said that “I just want to be me again and not live in fear of capture.”

10th - Lexxu – Alexi “Lexxu” Riggatoni
THEN – Former #1 in the Hall of Fame, Lexxu had plummeted to #4 . His career was in shambles and he was spotted at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. with none other than Lindsay Lohan. He had nowhere to turn. Until he was offered a spot on All Stars.

NOW – After a hit and run incident, Riggatoni was deported back to Italy. He spends his time riding his Vespa and eating pasta. He appeared on the Italian version of Big Brother, getting 7th to nobodies surprise, and faded into obscurity. He is rumoured to be living in hostel with 12 other men. He could not be reached for comments, although he was spotted on a canoe back in June, so he was alive as of then.

9th – http://www.tengaged.com/user/Uskyld aka Sebbers - Sebastian “The Flounder” Uskyld
THEN – A stars legend in his own right, he coined he catchphrase that swept the nation “If you can’t handle noodles, don’t compete babe!” in his rough Philly accent. He later spent a stint in jail after his bitter breakup from AlexDegale.

NOW – With a new account and cutting ties from phUN, Uskyld has went from Stars Stategist to Star Seeker. That’s right, Uskyld is now a socialite in the veign of Paris Hilton. He can be spotted at just about every film festivel in North America. We were able to catch him outside TriBeCa. “I could handle the noodles, that’s right! Now I eat them while I watch indie movies,” Uskyld, 22, told us, while holding a cup of Ramen and heading towards a screenie of the new Amanda Bynes/Lindsay Lohan Bonnie & Clyde-inspired dramedy, “Knifes in My Boyfriend’s Chest”.

8th - mikedistanz – Michael “D-Money” Distanz
THEN – Co-leader of the Night Crew, recipient of fat jokes, and Tengaged’s original guido, Mike said hi to his haters while fucking bitches.

NOW – Distanz has left his life of celebrity behind him, opting for a quiet life. Only those in his inner circle now know his whereabouts, although I was given a hint by EnragedBeauty after I offered her a hamburger. She gave me a hint. “Mike is in Des Moines, Iowa, now give me the damn burger!” she screamed, grabbing the bag of McDonalds. A reporter was sent to Des Moines, although we have not heard from them since. If you have seen Nixx, the Switchblades are looking for her.

7th - Genevere – Genevere “T-Mod, T-Mom” Smith
THEN – The original and once only outed moderator on Tengaged, Smith was infamous for a overblown scandal that people got involved in.

NOW – Smith has restored her image, recently joining stars for the first time since All Stars, placing 2nd to JesseM , whom many voted for only because he pushed Regina George in front of a bus. When she isn’t kicking ass in games, Smith can be seen kayaking on the Mississipi River, being inspired by Mark Twain and Huckleberry Finn. “Being on the river is so cathartic,” Smith, 35, while looking at the horizon. “It just puts everything in perspective when it’s just you vs. nature and your primal self comes through.”

6th - NoelSarah – Noel Sarah “Pippy” Daniels

THEN - Known for being a fashion designer, her Who’s Joining Stars? Blogs, being redheaded, and a design mod, not to mention getting what she wants, NoelSarah did not get what NoelSarah wants, when she placed 6th, despite winning 3 in the past.

NOW – Daniels has retired from being a moderator on the website, although she recently made an appearance for Daisy’s baby shower. When she isn’t fundraising for important causes, such as a Leukemia and Lymphoma Society and the Sabrina Raye Childhood Abuse Awareness Society, she is working hard getting what she wants in the business world, raising to the top of Wall Street.

5th - Charming2010 – Charles “Chow Mein” Ming

THEN – Claim to fame for getting to hold LaQuawnda’s hand in the Hall of Fame for eight weeks, Ming was the only Asian casted for All Stars, after the network was pressured by the Southeast Asians for Visibility on Network Television.

NOW – All Stars token Asian found plenty of success after the show, appearing in the crowd during a taping of the Price is Right. But in 2011, he returned to New Jersey to care for his relevance, which has taken a dive recently. Today, he co-owns a laundry mat, acts in YouTube clips and still gets recognized daily: "I think anyone from the first All Stars has cemented themselves in Tengaged history."

4th - Karim – Karim “The Karim” Jarrah

THEN – Living in the shadow of his brother Sayid, who was onboard Oceanic Flight 815 when in crashed on a remote island in 2004 and being a member of the Oceanic 6, it was tough for Karim to make his own name. After winning stars several times, his agent gave him a call and told him a spot opened up in All Stars, after LaQuawnda Jones dropped out due to “exhaustion” (although rumors of a drug addiction has plagued her removal from the house)>

NOW – Jarrah has found post-All Star success. Due to placing 4th, he was able to take his winnings and buy his mom a brand new house. Not only is the self-proclaimed momma’s boy generous, but he has been able to take his scunchie company and translate it into a charity, to help benefit those in third world countries who cannot afford scrunchies of their own. Despites critics calling his SCRUNCH brand a TOMS rip off, Jarrah doesn’t care. “At the end of the day, I am making poor children look like they came out of a ‘90s musical video and I know I am doing the right thing.”

3rd - Andychuck08 – Andrew “AndyCluck” Parker

THEN – After a bitter break-up with his bester Jesica1, who later released a sex tape, although it’s not clear whether or not it is Parker in the video footage, Parker was looking to clean up his tarnished image. More recognized for his down-to-earth blogs that made fun of wwemrpeeps , Parker was able to make it into the cast and made it to finals.

NOW – Playing 2 games since All Stars, it’s safe to say Parker has fully retired from competition. The retired Stars player and Star's oldest-ever turned 80 last month. "I keep busy working out, playing racquetball, skiing and promoting heart health," he says. He can be seen at Bingo next Wednesday.

2nd - Cheznahuf – Steve “The Hoof” Hefner

THEN – Having won both stars he had played, the pressure was on for Steve to be the first to win 3 for 3. He came short, coming in second, but cementing his place as one of the best to ever play stars, never not finaling.

NOW - Winnings from All Stars helped the inner city schoolteacher, 34, switch careers: He's now a sales rep for insurance company Xofelf Financial Services Group. "It was a big learning curve, going from a blue-collar teahing job to a morning commute and suit." Still, don’t count a return to stars for this winner. “Don’t fuck with the Hoof, cause the Hoof will get you back,” he said, in a horrible imitation of a German accent.

1st - Maggie – Arsen “The Fire Starter” Papadopoulos

THEN –Being #3 in the Hall of Fame, having won 3 prior stars and 4 other finals, Papadopoulos was a clear threat from the get go. Getting out the Davidsons and breaking the phUN alliance early on was the key to giving him his 4th win and naming him the Ultimate All Star.

NOW – Having won All Stars, there was nothing left for Papadopoulos to accomplish on the site. He has joined only 1 stars since, getting a surprise 2nd to a first-timer who isn’t that popular or known. Papadopoulos can be seen on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars, as a dancer. In the crowd. Since All Stars, Papadopoulos has used his celebrity status to raise awareness of the plummeting Greek economy, after being pressured by his mom.

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inb4 top blog
also you ran out of trends whoops

Sent by zimdelinvasor,Aug 9, 2012

good blog. will read later. skimmed for now

Sent by sjsoccer88,Aug 9, 2012

AlexDegale was mentioned too.

Sent by LaQuawnda,Aug 9, 2012

Ugh love you LadyQ. +12

Sent by ohhayy,Aug 9, 2012

Loool

Sent by XJamzX,Aug 9, 2012

very informational :D

Sent by tinabeena,Aug 9, 2012

Nice!

Sent by egaga911,Aug 9, 2012

OMG

Sent by Chemicalali,Aug 9, 2012

LOL < 3

Sent by lonlee,Aug 9, 2012

LOL, read it all!

Sent by 75937563748,Aug 9, 2012

read it :)

Sent by Lamia,Aug 9, 2012

Sent by EEstrada17,Aug 9, 2012

loved this

Sent by mack3199,Aug 9, 2012

LOL lady Q

If when I'm 34 and still on this site, I give you full permission to put the bullet into my skull.

Sent by cheznahuf,Aug 9, 2012

Lexxu was greek.

Sent by sw33t,Aug 9, 2012

And Arsen is armenian so you need to get your last-names straightened out :)

Sent by sw33t,Aug 9, 2012

Read all of it :)
Loved it!!

Sent by dools,Aug 9, 2012

LOL i forgot arsen's origins sw33t. GOOGLE SAYS ARSENIO IS A GREEK NAME.

But Lexxu lives in Italy AND Romania.

Sent by LaQuawnda,Aug 9, 2012

arsen totally joined more than 1 stars and got like 5th or sumat to marek

Sent by rdesch1,Aug 9, 2012

skyy

Sent by Alyxandra,Aug 9, 2012

Very cute. That game was honestly the hardest one I have EVER played on Tengaged or otherwise. I was super happy to get several of my "haters" out before me. Wouldn't you know that some of my closest friends are some of the sneakiest SOB's on Tengaged! Serves me right lmao.

Sent by Genevere,Aug 9, 2012

BTW I am NOT 35!!!

Sent by Genevere,Aug 9, 2012

LOL this was fun!

Sent by sokerdude7,Aug 9, 2012

LOL all the ages are WRONG, except Seb, who lists his age. :P

Sent by LaQuawnda,Aug 9, 2012

Great effort, funny to anyone who doesn't know these people, but it's not that accurate. Fun concept, poor if you were intending to roast them.

Sent by pablito,Aug 9, 2012

The whole point is that is is entirely innaccurate and full of piss-poor journalism. ^_^

Sent by LaQuawnda,Aug 9, 2012

too much actual accuracy that I couldn't tell. Great writing skills nonetheless!

Sent by pablito,Aug 9, 2012

Why am i not mentioned in this blog? This is Jhay! LOLOL.

Sent by iJudas,Aug 10, 2012

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