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LaQuawnda

LaQuawnda's blog

  1. Lack of Courtesy 3.0 Vol 6.
  2. Life Update
  3. Lack of Courtesy
  4. Da Fuck?!?! ABSOLUTE LACK OF COURTESY
  5. Tis website
  6. Goodbye Again
  7. Engagement Announcement
  8. Show me a bad bitch
  9. Gameplayers
  10. Surprise Bitch,
  11. And like that, she's gone...
  12. UM,
  13. LET ME RE-INTRODUCE MA'SELF
  14. I don't even know u ppl
  15. Now Recruitin'
  16. HAD 2 QUIT DA HUSTLE
  17. I don't like your kind
  18. I need a new arch nemesis
  19. Is this hell?
  20. Just keep walkin, y'all
  21. MEMBA DAT TIME
  22. BACK IN MY DAY
  23. Changed my avatar 4 the first time since 2010
  24. PULLED A BEY
  25. Bow
  26. JOINING STARS
  27. That awkward moment
  28. EVERYBODY TREND THIS BITCH
  29. Lack of Courtesy
  30. Every time I see another skeleton
  31. Corinne
  32. Three Years of LaQuawnda
  33. What do gay horses eat?
  34. Games by Month
  35. If you were amongst the 11K Bets on Me
  36. Won my 100th game! (Betters rejoice)
  37. Can't wait
  38. IT'S NOT REAL IT'S NOT REAL IT'S NOT REAL
  39. Ian just got Boogie's jury vote
  40. The only reaction blog that IGAF about...

Fuck dis, fuck dat, blog dis, blog dat <3

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Lack of Courtesy 3.0 Vol 6. Jul 7, 2020
imageI think that the biggest issue on Tengaged at the moment is the lack of courtesy and the lack of respect. VeryMaryKate, you know, if you want to play games with making up sick shit about COVID fatalities, you should play games with COVID at home. You shouldn't PLAY GAMES with the coronavirus on Tengaged and tell all of my friends that I DIED for no motherfucking reason. Especially when you know DAMN well July 4, 2020 marked the 10 year anniversary of the day I won Stars 85 and I broke my long-standing quarantine to do a meet and greet with fans.

Like, these things make me very, very vocal. I shouldn't have to find out from Sabrina Raye's TikTok followers that my supposed death was trending all over the Internet. I'M NOT DEAD, BITCH. 

I am so sorry mahogany. You should have texted me... I would have answered and set the record straight. But I guess that wouldn't have made sense since that BITCH Knagaroo told you I was dead. I may be nothing but bones and working on the front lines as a health care worker, but bitch, I am alive (and tested negative for COVID this past weekend, so keep your fingers crossed for me!) Much love to all. Stay safe (and home if you can), mask it or casket, and wash your hands (for 20 seconds).

Stay blessed,
xoxo
LaQuawnda
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Life Update May 9, 2019
imageSo, I got a few dozen emails asking me about where I’ve been, what the Switchblade Sistahs are up to nowadays, if I am still with Ben blogs, and what happened to my children.

Well, let’s rewind to 2014. I was back on Tengaged since I got out of prison on parole. I tried to track down sharkskin, as they were in charge of my bank accounts, passwords, SNAP benefits, and child support while I was away. No luck.

Then I went to every trailer park in Wisconsin in desperate hopes of finding VeryMaryKate and her daughter, Sabrina Raye. When I got to her last known trailer, all I could find when I entered (the door had an eviction notice on it), were empty boxes of Easy Mac, empty bottles, needles, dried blunt papers, legos all over the floor, and an empty cage where Sabrina slept. Where was she?

I looked for mahogany, but no luck. Word has it that she is posing as a breath mint enthusiast now, but I had no leads. Ben never returned my calls, even when I was behind bars. Needless to say, he moved on.

Years went by. No contact. Even my friendship with First Lady MichelleObama couldn't help me reunite the gang. I had to sell my weave emporium business on 54th & Crenshaw and I decided to go back to law school. I passed the bar exam and now work in contract law. It’s been years since I held my switchblade, which I hide in a wooden box inside my A/C unit, just in case some day I get the call. I’ve been living with Noel Sarah for the past few years. We are married now and have adopted 2 ginger children. I am happy now. The past was a wild time. Tengaged court. Ending racism on Tengaged. Winning stars countless times. Defeating the Night King of the Night Crew( mikedistanz), turning the Blondetourage against each other, and being appointed to represent Uganda in phUN. I can’t forget the past. Thanks to all my haters. Thanks to them, I know G-force pilots on a first-named basis.

If anyone sees my sistahs and peripheral good friends, please contact me. If you would like to stay in touch, you can follow me on twitter LaQuawnda.
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Lack of Courtesy May 9, 2019
imageI think tha biggest issue on Tengaged ATM is da lack of courtesy and da lack of respect. HACKER BITCH (i WILL FIND U), U KNO, IF U WANT 2 PLAY GAMES WIFF HACKin IN 2 MA ACCOUNT, U SHUD PLAY GAMES WIF HACKIN INTO PPL'S ACCOUNTS @ HOME. U SHOULDN'T PLAY GAMES WIFF A  FUCKIN LEGEND ON TENGAGED. DA WORST PART WAS BLOGGIN' UNDER MA NAME, TAKIN' MY 1000 DAY+ SKELETON AWAY, BETTIN' UNDER MA' NAME, JOINING GAMES UNDER MA NAME (I RETIRED @ 100), CHANGING MY SKIN TONE, AND MAKING MY AVATAR LOOK TACKY.

Like, these things make me very, very vocal.

(at least I found dat spoiled bitch Sabrina Raye)
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Da Fuck?!?! ABSOLUTE LACK OF COURTESY May 9, 2019
imageI am not sure who da fuck thot it was a good idea 2 fuk wiff a legend, but MEMBA I TOLD U.

HOW FUCKIN DARE U, BITCH?!!?  I RETIRED 4 A REASON CUZ Y'ALL CAN'T HANDLE IT. SUMTIMES IT'S BEST TO LEAVE DA DEAD ALONE IN PEACE. BUT WHEN U RAISE DA DEAD, U GOTTA DEAL WIFF DA CONSEQUENCES.

where da fuck ma switchblade sistahs at????? mahogany verymarykate chris99x @Mattq sharkskin @konohavillage01

I HAVE NEVAH IN MA LIFE BEEN SO OFFENDED, DA LACK OF COURTESY
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Tis website Apr 20, 2019
still a thing? I bet Timberlie is still nuffing but a gameplayer!
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Goodbye Again Jun 15, 2016
imageNeva in my life have I EVA been so offended at the atrocious lack of courtesy I've experienced on tis website. I logged back on to show everybody that Timberlie is nuffing but a gameplayer, only on Tengaged for the 400T$ cheque at the end.

I tried to be a good fucking person and I get PMs from people in the game saying "you're a fucking n*****", "i hope ur daughter gets hit by a bus", and "why don't u go kill yourself."

One person even posted a picture of an overweight angry black woman, and another person was racist enough to declare it was me, as if we all look and act the same. Truly disgusting. I hope this new racism crusade starts to take into effect against these characters on the blog page.

I am MORTIFIED at this treatment. And the fact that not a single person on the website has come to my aid or even CONSIDERED that I'm telling the truth? It's fucking paffetic. I am DONE wif this harassment. It has tainted my enjoyment of Tengaged for all eternity. I am done, I will not be logging on again and I will find another distraction to occupy my time.
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