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LET ME RE-INTRODUCE MA'SELF Dec 21, 2014
imageSINCE HALF OF Y'ALL ARE ILLITERATE OR TOO LAZY 2 READ MA PROFILE.

DA NAME IS LAQUAWNDA (DON'T CHOKE ON IT).

I AM MARRIED TO BLOGS, WE HAVE 1 CHILD, FENG SHUI, AS WELL AS MY ADOPTED DAUGHTER SABRINA RAYE (RIP KNAGAROO), AND MY BIOLOGICAL CHILDREN FROM PLAYBOYY RAESHYLINDA, JA'COBY, AND LILRONDA.

i LUV DANCiNG, FASHiON, aND OF COUrSe HaViNG FUN iS ON MY DAiLY SChEDuLE...i BLEw DhA CaNDLeS OuT ON FEB.24TH... UnFORtUNELY i'M "TaKeN", aND [NOT] LOOKiNG...i Am A SeLF MADE RAw CHiCK, WHO AiNT WiT DhA B.S...i SEt VErY HiGH StANDaRdS, CeRTiFiED "Go GEtTa" POiNt _____ (.)
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I don't even know u ppl Dec 21, 2014
imageHOW DA FUCK AM I SPOSE TO MAKE A COMEBACK WITHOUT MY ARMY OF SKANKS????
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Now Recruitin' Dec 21, 2014
imagehttp://www.tengaged.com/fraternity/da-switchblade-sistahs

JOIN NOW
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HAD 2 QUIT DA HUSTLE Dec 9, 2014
imageIf I didn't get out soon I was goin 2 b stuck.

I just got new jobs that I start next week,

peace && blesssins tengaged,  God is good < 333
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I don't like your kind Dec 9, 2014
imageYou a bougie ho.
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I need a new arch nemesis Dec 2, 2014
imageSince I forgot who my old one was..

Essentially someone to be the Agnes to my Little J

Any takers?

Qualifications:
- You must be a sucky person
- You must be a less hot version of me
- You can't be a tryhard
- You have to be relevant
- You need to be reasonably intelligent and have snappy quips
- You can't be mahogany
- You can't  be a social climber - I am no ladder
- Bonus points if you are:
a) TV Star
b) A Stars winner
c) a Hunger Games victor
d) Famous for something
e) Bronica
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