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LaQuawnda

Hello, my name is LaQuawnda "Precious" Jones (DNt ChOKe ON iT)

mY nAmE is LaquAwNdA, LaquAwNdA jONes.

LAQUAWNDA PRECIOUS JONES
August 24, 2009 - September 4, 2010
[wiff brief resurrection May 12-August 24, 2012]
[wiff second resurrection Nov 30 - TBD, 2014]
BELOVED SISTAH
DEVOTED FRIEND
SHE SAVED DA WORLD
A LOT

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆I am the winner of Stars 85 and Stars 100 ☆☆☆☆☆
(BlackWidow bribed/cheated his way to a win, so I am the de facto winner..if u say I got 2nd I WILL cut u)
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[I was also in Stars 72: Newbie Stars 3]

i ♥ DANCiNG, FASHiON, aND OF COUrSe HaViNG FUN iS ON MY DAiLY SChEDuLE...i BLEw DhA CaNDLeS OuT ON FEB.24TH... UnFORtUNELY i'M "TaKeN", aND [NOT] LOOKiNG...i Am A SeLF MADE RAw CHiCK, WHO AiNT WiT DhA B.S...i SEt VErY HiGH StANDaRdS, CeRTiFiED "Go GEtTa" POiNt _____ (.)

i Am cuRraNtlY pErsuiNg a caReRr in Hi-fAShoN MoDeliNg. i wAnNa Be tHe cOvEr of VoGue aNd SevenTeEn and eBonY. HatErZ gOnNa Be soRrY WhEn ThEy sEe My fAce oN tHeRe NeWs StAndS!
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I have been da greatest. See da fact is what you doin’, I did it. Lames tryin’ ta’ clone ma’ style and run widdit. Dats cool, I was da first one widdit, u a Lady Q wanna be, u jus hate ta’ admit it.

I’m da blueprint, u ain’t nothing brand new. Check ya posters and videos, u’ll awlays be numba 2. I seen dem come, I seen dem go. Still I remain. Sweety u on ur 14th minute of fame, I’m ova one year strong still runnin’ da game
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"people been tellin me that theres some trashy hooch named laquila or laqwenda or sumthin like dat sayin she's the biggest diva here, well im here ta call that biatch out and say ya betta watch ur back cuz KeeshaVelvet is in the house now and I am the one tru DIVA.
Bring it hootchie ho"
-KeeshaV<3

From sharkskin
You Win That Game
Aug 24, 2009 17:38:00
to LaQuawnda
Do it for me n all the other hos.

"There has been MUCH drama in 9557, mainly due to the random negging before the game had even started and the great conspiracy of who was behind it, and then the appearance of LaQuawnda who has rubbed some people the right, and some people the very wrong way, but either way is keeping us all very entertained."


"Critics referred to Lady Q's rookies domination as a roaring rampage of revenge. Never before had Tengaged seen such a fierce diva go into a game, kick-ass, and take bitches names. She is being hailed as the greatest player of our time."

"Her biggest move is unleashing her underfed, under loved kids on the enemy. Their screaming hunger pangs will send ANYONE berserk. Spamquawnda will take any foe down with her clever and down-to -earth spam messages"- Abrogate, Director of phUN

Named one of the 10 Worst Tengagers Ever by Ishtar the fertiliy goddess:
[LaQuawnda] is a ghetto black woman, and given the track record of ghetto black women, you would THINK she would be raising a ton of children by now. But nope, she came back to Tengaged and is still doing the same old thing, not bothering to be fertile and sell any possible children she might have to the sex camps."

[824]

"your an inspiration to all african americans, you are the rose among weeds. you represent the black african american. I'd love to share a seat with you :,)" - Rosa Parks (the multi)

"UnderCatVoted to evict LaQuawnda. Silly cow has it coming."

"[LaQuawnda] is a bottom feeder bitch.. The Tara Reird to my Alyson Hannigan." - AlexDegale

http://www.tengaged.com/blog/MontyBurns/470064/how-nice-phun-vanishing-and-exactoknife-gang-forming

"I'd do anything for a blonde dyke." - Kanye West

"I had to save LaQuawnda because Anne Frank would have wanted it that way." - bb12orbust

"by Jake1213 1 min ago
hi everyone new and laquanda ur like famous on here"

"never heard of Laquawnda or whatever the fuck that name is" - SigGaga, an orange level, two/three weeks after I won stars.

"she wants me to beg to stay but i wont give her the sadisfaction guys if u support us and want to satand up against laquanda pluss this blog and even comment cause u know wat she wont bann everyperson and well if im going out just like if i was in the big brother house im goin out with a bang so to send laquanda a mesage pluss" -Jake1213

In case ya didn't notice, imma Switchblade Sistah, reppin' da corna on 54th & Crenshaw, next ta' ma' weave emporium. If u see a little spoiled cunt next ta' me, dats not ma daughtah - it's Sabrina Raye, whose momma Knagaroo is prolly passed out on da couch or sumthin. I have several chillun of ma' own, but I don't kno were dey are. Not ma' problem.

In ma' spare time, I represent Uganda and Rwanda in phUN, but, whateva happens happens.

Bitches run when dey see ma' weave, and I like it like dat. People talk so much trash about me and ma boo's Sharkskin, Knagaroo, and Sasha Fierce dat our faces shud be on dollah bills.

Bitches ain't shit, unless dey roll wiff ma' pack of switchblades. Fuckin' ferrets. Hold ma' weave, gurl -looks at Sashaa- Imma 'bout ta' punch sum bitch in da face.



http://www.tengaged.com/blog/LaQuawnda/511530/black
BLACK as of June 13, 2010.

http://www.tengaged.com/blog/LaQuawnda/801899/i-wasnt-born-no-silver-spoon
SILVER as of December 1, 2010.

(\___/) Put this shark on your
(=0_0=) Page if your against
(")__(") SHARKSKIN ABUSE


"And then they ran into my switchblade.
They ran into my switchblade ten times.."


is a star which shine forever
is sweet
beauty and hot
- poem about me from jesica1

~*~*~BrIcK wAlL, WaTeR Fall
GuRRRRL u tHiNk U No It aLL.
U dOn'T
i dO.

sO PooF wIt yO AtTiTuDe~*~*~*~

~TaLk tO tHa HaNd cUz ThA fAcE DoN't wAnNa HeAr iT~

"Sometimes we love people so much that we have to be numb to it. Because if we actually felt how much we love them, it would kill us. That doesn't make you a bad person. It just means your heart's too big."

First Rank: 297 (June 22 with 372 karma)
Rank after winning Stars: 205 (469karma 7/4/10)
Highest Rank: 194th (August 23, 2010 with 542 karma)

[HERE LIES DAT SKANK LAQUAWNDA MERCILLE SASSILLE JONES]

STARS PLAYER INDEX:
http://www.tengaged.com/blog/LaQuawnda/590064/official-index-every-stars-player-ever

"Hey y'all!!!!!!1 Lady Q in da house!!!!1111"
^^^
my annoyin' catchphrase dat swept da nation.

Switchblade Sistahs 4 life, y'all! <3

Dis profile is dedicated 2:
- Knagaroo & Sabrina Raye
- Sashaa/IAMSASHAFIERCE/Mattq
- Da cast of phUN
- Shawkeekee Changa
- Mahogany Schraeder
- All da hoes who I inspired & all da broes dat I pissed off

Check my blog: http://www.twitter.com/LaQuawnda

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My Blog Check my blog!

  1. Goodbye Again
  2. Engagement Announcement
  3. Show me a bad bitch
  4. Gameplayers13th
  5. Surprise Bitch,2nd
  6. And like that, she's gone...
  7. UM,
  8. LET ME RE-INTRODUCE MA'SELF
  9. I don't even know u ppl
  10. Now Recruitin'
  11. HAD 2 QUIT DA HUSTLE
  12. I don't like your kind
  13. I need a new arch nemesis
  14. Is this hell?
  15. Just keep walkin, y'all
  16. MEMBA DAT TIME2nd
  17. BACK IN MY DAY1st
  18. Changed my avatar 4 the first time since 20105th
  19. PULLED A BEY3rd
  20. Bow2nd

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