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Ms. Meeks, if ya nasty.

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Never Been T-Kissed May 21, 2011
imageSomeone once told me that to write well, you have to write what you know. This is what I know. I'm 25 years old, and I've never t-kissed a guy. A geek to the core, most of my childhood years were spent doing extra homework I requested from the teacher. High school was more of the same, then at SEVENTEEN it seemed as though my luck was about to change. The cutest guy asked me to the senior prom, but it turned out he invited me as a cruel joke, and I have never fully recovered. :| Yes, it is embarrassing to share this with the world... but it would be hard to explain what I learned and how I learned it without sharing this humiliating history.

I received an assignment; my first as a reporter... to go back to high school and find out about kids today. What I ended up finding was myself, and that high school hasn't changed. There's still that one teacher that marches to her own drummer. Those girls are still there, the ones that even as you grow up, remain the most beautiful girls you have ever seen close up. The smart kids, who everyone else knew as the brains... but I just knew them as my SOULMATES, my teachers, my friends. There's still that one guy, with his mysterious confidence, who seems so perfect in every way. The guy you get up and go to school for in the morning. South Glen would not have been the same without him. High school would have not been the same without him. ~I~ wouldn't have been the same without him. :|

I lived a lifetime of regret after my first high school experience. And now, after my second, my regrets are down to one... A certain teacher was hurt on my path to self discovery, and although this blog may serve as a step, it in no way makes up for what I did to him. To this man, you know who you are... I am so sorry. AND I would like to add one more thing... I think I am in love with you.

So, I propose this: as an ending to this blog and perhaps a beginning to the next chapter of my t-life, I, Josie Gellar, will be in an upcoming Rookies game with my friend 2008girl as she plays her 100th game. I will stand on the pitchers mound for five minutes prior to the first vote. If this man accepts my apology, I ask him to come kiss me for my first.real.t-kiss.

Edit: SMH @ negs. I am NOT Josie Grossie anymore.

Edit #2: If you made it this far, post about your first kiss, since that's apparently more top blog worthy than DREW FUCKING BARRYMORE.
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Happy Birthday, RobbieRIOT May 7, 2011
I love huge walls of text, but this probably works out better for everyone else. ;)

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T-Life: I Know A Gang Member May 2, 2011
imageThe Crips, The Bloods, The Latin Kings, The 18th Street Gang, The Hells Angels, Sure帽os, The Manson Family, The Jackson 5; all violent groups that we've heard of. Their reign of terror on society and against each other has haunted us for years, and unfortunately they will continue their violent ways for decades to come. According to facts, The Department of Justice estimates there are approximately 27,900 gangs, with 774,000 members, impacting communities across the United States. Let's make that 27,901 with 774,005 members impacting our communities.

Inside sources have informed us of one of the least known, yet most violent of the gangs to exist in our history -- The Victory Vandals. These (soon to be) notorious badboys have evaded the law and public knowledge for years, but here only on this blog, you'll get the inside scoop to finally put these menaces to a hault.

I used my wit and seduction to get a chilling account of the day in the life of, in the form of a monolouge, one of these "hoodrats":

SocaDudeSayvun : i used to be a hoodrat
SocaDudeSayvun : the town i lived in was called victory, and me and 4 of my friends called ourselves the victory vandals
SocaDudeSayvun : we got the cops called on us twice
SocaDudeSayvun : once we were doing prank calls at this one girls house and the people who lived upstairs thought someone was getting rapped.... the cops were less than impressed
SocaDudeSayvun : and the other was because we super glued glass jars to the road and watched from the bushes as people ran them over
SocaDudeSayvun : we never got caught for that tho
SocaDudeSayvun : oooh and we used to take gasoline from my neighbor and like make designs in the church parking lot then set them on fire.
SocaDudeSayvun : we was bad

We can see why the police were less than impressed by these dispicable acts of violence. Prank call parties that end up in witnesses believing that someone was being"rapped", super glued glass jars exploding in the dirt roads, designs with penises and cuss words across church parking lots in the form of fire -- and these were only the times where the cops were called! We have reason to believe that The Vandals are responsible for many other random acts of harm and cruelty such as: stealing from tip jars, going to the zoo and feeding the small animals laxatives, letting the dogs out (a traumatic experience for The Baja Men and most of America after the release of the song), and wrecking sandcastles at the beach.

If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of one "sokerdude7" and his unnammed accomplices, I beg you to leave tips. You can either leave information in the comments or contact me personally. You will remain anonymous. We need to get these a-holes off the streets before it's too late.

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Pictured above mean muggin' is the leader of The Victory Vandals, sokerdude7.

Known Facts:
- Group is known to travel together and can be heard giggling like schoolgirls as they commit their crimes.
- All group members have tattoos on their upper-inner thigh of a V; sometimes mistaken as pubic hair.
- Group members are known to let out a Johnny Drama "VICTOOOOOORY" ala HBO's Entourage from time to time.
- Group leader "sokerdude7" is an avid user of the internet and likes to hang around Skype chats.
- Group leader "sokerdude7" has a very distinct vocabulary, using words and phrases that nobody else does, such as: "coolio" "back in the swing" "that's such a mysterious." 
- Group leader "sokerdude7" is rumored to have yellow teeth, however, there are no pictures on-hand to verify this.

Next Time On "T-Life: I Know A Gang Member":
Tia (Illyriaa): i used to shit in the sewer wif my granma
Tia (Illyriaa): they called us the bellevue bowel movers

MAY 16TH UPDATE: It has come to my attention that 3/4th's of the members of this gang were females. Watch out, world. Watch the fuck out.
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2008girl: More than just a lame username. Feb 13, 2011
imageA year ago today I finished a game with my usual third place. To the untrained eye it may look like just another old Rookies with my typical placement and typical group of friends, but it's so much more than that. http://www.tengaged.com/game/12429

I joined the game with a premade of Robbie, Mahogany, and another good friend. Coincidentally, a bunch of now-ETNAL members were in the game as well. The person that I bonded with the most was relatively new to the site and had an extremely corny username. While I don't discriminate against n00bs with horrible names, I didn't have much hope for any type of relationship to build there. Then said person and I actually talked a bit (in a Rookies, I know that's almost unheard of these days) and I quickly realized that 2008girl was much more than just a shitty username. For one of the first times in my life I found someone that understood my ridiculous hip-hop, R&B, and cheesy movie references.

We ended up giving her a poor placement because at the time our alliance was concerned that she wasn't fully with us, all of us regretting it and feeling horrible as it happened. As always, she handled it with complete class. That's when I knew she was a keeper, and in the words of Ja Rule... "a down ass bitch." Since then she's become one of my best online friends, and less importantly, one of the most popular players on Tengaged. I know she's gotten tons of shit over her popularity (especially in Stars), but if anyone is deserving of so much praise, it's Jess. It's rare to find a person with the combination of GENUINE kindness and undeniable swag -- especially on a cutthroat gaming site.

When I got out of the hospital for the second time in a year with complications from my diabetes, I arrived home to one of my first ever gifts on here. As corny and small as it seems, it legitimately brightened my day to be gifted by our future-Oprah. /endamericanidolesquesobstory. But in all seriousness, I treasure her friendship like whoa. She's always there to lend you her e-ear if you need someone to just vent to, she gives literally ANYONE the time of day, and she lets me live vicariously through her in Stars. In short, she's an amazing person and I felt the need to show her some appreciation on our "ETNAL anniversary."

Congratulations if you made it to this point, I appreciate it. If it seems like I'm being over-sentimental and corny at times, that's what I was aiming for... or maybe I'm just over-sentimental and corny. :| Comment with Jess love or anything else so that I can continue to live vicariously through her.
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SAFE KEEPING Jan 19, 2011
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Canoe; Uncomfortable; Smile In The Dark; Kimono; Hot Tottie; Tiny Hands; Stop, Stop, Stop; Ferosha; Congratulations, You've Won; Cicily; Yellow Teeth; I AM MRS. SOKERDUDE7!; Naughty, Naughty, Naughty; Angela Lansbury; Oh, I am SCARED; Darlene; BLAH BLAH BLAH -- Whateva, Neg; Thirty.Six.Food; Bronc-Solid Drunk; Do You Know?; Eleganza; Rowing Paddle In Kitchen; IT WAS YOU, RIGHT?; Victory Vandals; Bye PUMPKIN; Are You New?; Turney Grodner, No!; My Favorite Lip Balm; Clashing; Grenade; Jenny; Hoodrat Stuff; A Nice Morning Suck; The Dope Girls; Stop Relying On That Body; McGriddle; Mmm, Yesssss; Slug; Congratulations, I HAVE ARRIVED; That GREED and that SELFISHNESS; Squirt; Kimono No-No; Because it APPLIES; #srryimnotsrry; Tolzyyyyy; Walter; I Know I May Be Young; I Hear You Getting Those Ranch Cool Doritos!; For All Y'all Talkers Up In Here...; Mahjongany; I'm Not Burlesque...; Don't Put It On Me, Girl; So Cuhte; Tyrese; Pop Rocks; She Don't Love Herself; Let's Say I Have This Friend...;  Every Thug Needs A Lady.

Track Listing:
1. Chocolate
2. Grind For You
3. Ice Cream
4. Walk Faster (Than A Beagle)
5. When I Have Blankie
6. Everyone Needs To Get Along
7. Zoom, Zoom, Zoom

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The Whitest Black Level You (May Not) Know. Jan 11, 2011
imageAlright, so, I've told the small amount of people that care that I'd write a blog once I finally got black. As much as I'd love for this to not be a cliche "omg, I just got _____ level" blog, that's likely the direction it's headed in.

Getting black these days isn't really the accomplishment it was when I first joined the site, but I'm proud (and embarrassed for myself at the same time ;)) that I've managed to get here without whoring myself out. No offense to the people that can play tons of games in one day, but I just don't have that in me. There's not enough Blunts in the world to get me to play multiple stressful games in one day. I also have the misfortune of being completely inept at flash/minigames, so keep that in mind for future games, please.

I pretty much joined Tengaged as a joke. I know, epic sense of humor. Anyway, I joined this site when asked to by RobbieRIOT with a few other online friends. Pretty much trolled in my first few games, didn't think there was any chance that I was going to stick around here. A year or so later, I'm honestly grateful that I was introduced to the site. I've met some amazing friends here, people that have had an impact on my life. The people that I've met are the only reason that I stick around here. Not for karma (clearly), not for blogging (clearly), not for popularity (clearly).

So, this blog goes out to the friends I've made on here, or anyone on this dramatic ass site that has even made me laugh. I'm not going to through everyone individually, because that would exceed the cliche-meter (which is already reading dangerously cliche), but just know that you're appreciated. You make the stresses of everyday life more tolerable, and you have no idea how much that means to my neurotic ass.

I'll likely blog a bit more frequently now that I've finally popped my blog cherry, but make sure to plus this shit so I can bask in my two seconds of accomplishment. Plus, I'm broke now, and as you can see by my nasty ass avatar, I'm in need of some funds. Also, feel free to write really nice things about me to boost my non-existent ego. Love y'all, and looking forward to things to come.

PS: Any females who are reading this blog, contact JordanLloydFan for a slippery fun time.
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