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T-Life: I Know A Gang Member

12thMay 2, 2011 by Fritzyyyyy
imageThe Crips, The Bloods, The Latin Kings, The 18th Street Gang, The Hells Angels, Sure帽os, The Manson Family, The Jackson 5; all violent groups that we've heard of. Their reign of terror on society and against each other has haunted us for years, and unfortunately they will continue their violent ways for decades to come. According to facts, The Department of Justice estimates there are approximately 27,900 gangs, with 774,000 members, impacting communities across the United States. Let's make that 27,901 with 774,005 members impacting our communities.

Inside sources have informed us of one of the least known, yet most violent of the gangs to exist in our history -- The Victory Vandals. These (soon to be) notorious badboys have evaded the law and public knowledge for years, but here only on this blog, you'll get the inside scoop to finally put these menaces to a hault.

I used my wit and seduction to get a chilling account of the day in the life of, in the form of a monolouge, one of these "hoodrats":

SocaDudeSayvun : i used to be a hoodrat
SocaDudeSayvun : the town i lived in was called victory, and me and 4 of my friends called ourselves the victory vandals
SocaDudeSayvun : we got the cops called on us twice
SocaDudeSayvun : once we were doing prank calls at this one girls house and the people who lived upstairs thought someone was getting rapped.... the cops were less than impressed
SocaDudeSayvun : and the other was because we super glued glass jars to the road and watched from the bushes as people ran them over
SocaDudeSayvun : we never got caught for that tho
SocaDudeSayvun : oooh and we used to take gasoline from my neighbor and like make designs in the church parking lot then set them on fire.
SocaDudeSayvun : we was bad

We can see why the police were less than impressed by these dispicable acts of violence. Prank call parties that end up in witnesses believing that someone was being"rapped", super glued glass jars exploding in the dirt roads, designs with penises and cuss words across church parking lots in the form of fire -- and these were only the times where the cops were called! We have reason to believe that The Vandals are responsible for many other random acts of harm and cruelty such as: stealing from tip jars, going to the zoo and feeding the small animals laxatives, letting the dogs out (a traumatic experience for The Baja Men and most of America after the release of the song), and wrecking sandcastles at the beach.

If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of one "sokerdude7" and his unnammed accomplices, I beg you to leave tips. You can either leave information in the comments or contact me personally. You will remain anonymous. We need to get these a-holes off the streets before it's too late.

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/9061/victoryvandals2.jpg
Pictured above mean muggin' is the leader of The Victory Vandals, sokerdude7.

Known Facts:
- Group is known to travel together and can be heard giggling like schoolgirls as they commit their crimes.
- All group members have tattoos on their upper-inner thigh of a V; sometimes mistaken as pubic hair.
- Group members are known to let out a Johnny Drama "VICTOOOOOORY" ala HBO's Entourage from time to time.
- Group leader "sokerdude7" is an avid user of the internet and likes to hang around Skype chats.
- Group leader "sokerdude7" has a very distinct vocabulary, using words and phrases that nobody else does, such as: "coolio" "back in the swing" "that's such a mysterious." 
- Group leader "sokerdude7" is rumored to have yellow teeth, however, there are no pictures on-hand to verify this.

Next Time On "T-Life: I Know A Gang Member":
Tia (Illyriaa): i used to shit in the sewer wif my granma
Tia (Illyriaa): they called us the bellevue bowel movers

MAY 16TH UPDATE: It has come to my attention that 3/4th's of the members of this gang were females. Watch out, world. Watch the fuck out.

Comments

+11
Sent by EmmaLynn,May 2, 2011
+13
Sent by Akomes,May 2, 2011
shit what can i say, once a thug always a thug.

im such a damn mysterious.
Sent by sokerdude7,May 2, 2011
LOL
Sent by MoreBeastThanYou,May 2, 2011
:D
Sent by Survivor8,May 2, 2011
LMFAO BELLEVUE BOWEL MOVERS
Sent by MinsiKid,May 2, 2011
If we can catch Osama, we can catch this Yellowed Teeth  Vandal <3
Love you Steve
Sent by 2008girl,May 2, 2011
If we can catch Osama, we can catch this Yellowed Teeth  Vandal <3
Love you Steve
Sent by 2008girl

AMEN, GIRL.
Sent by Fritzyyyyy,May 2, 2011
Lolwut?
Sent by dav_o_79,May 2, 2011
A_men!

    If we can catch Osama, we can catch this Yellowed Teeth  Vandal <3
    Love you Steve
    Sent by 2008girl

    AMEN, GIRL.
    Sent by Fritzyyyyy,May 2, 2011
Sent by iGoddess,May 2, 2011
LOOOOOL
Sent by mattygee,May 2, 2011
LMAO
Sent by BengalBoy,May 2, 2011
You don't know my life!!
Sent by Illyriaa,May 2, 2011
Maybe you can be a superstar or somefin. And your gramma...
Sent by Fritzyyyyy,May 2, 2011
To the people in the hospital, I'm sorry......and I love you
Sent by Illyriaa,May 2, 2011
:O
Sent by Mangos808,May 2, 2011
Always knew he was living the thug life.
Sent by je7467,May 2, 2011
LOOOOOOL
Sent by konohavillage1,May 2, 2011
Tia (Illyriaa): they called us the bellevue bowel movers

The good ole days.
Sent by RobbieRIOT,May 2, 2011
Saw this in the stars house so +11
Sent by ShadowBaller000,May 2, 2011
lmao
Sent by heatherbear,May 2, 2011
lol
Sent by Pattieilikefun,May 3, 2011
Cud
Sent by Zedd,May 3, 2011
Cud.
Sent by Fritzyyyyy,May 3, 2011
lol @ VICTORYYYYYYYY
Sent by Sash,May 3, 2011
1-31-12!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
Sent by _Aria,Jan 31, 2012

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