Happy Birthday! Well, you can tell by me actually blogging, that I adore you. Thank you for being a great friend and an even better overall person. To anyone reading that doesn't know Derek, you're missing out on an amazing guy and someone with great morals that are rarely seen around here (that probably just enticed you to stay far away from him, but whatever). Wish him a Happy Birthday, or else sokerdude7 with lure you in with his new-found power of seduction -- I cannot tell you what will happen from there, but it won't be good.
Eww, blogging twice in the span of a month. Who does that?!