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Never Been T-Kissed

9thMay 21, 2011 by Fritzyyyyy
imageSomeone once told me that to write well, you have to write what you know. This is what I know. I'm 25 years old, and I've never t-kissed a guy. A geek to the core, most of my childhood years were spent doing extra homework I requested from the teacher. High school was more of the same, then at SEVENTEEN it seemed as though my luck was about to change. The cutest guy asked me to the senior prom, but it turned out he invited me as a cruel joke, and I have never fully recovered. :| Yes, it is embarrassing to share this with the world... but it would be hard to explain what I learned and how I learned it without sharing this humiliating history.

I received an assignment; my first as a reporter... to go back to high school and find out about kids today. What I ended up finding was myself, and that high school hasn't changed. There's still that one teacher that marches to her own drummer. Those girls are still there, the ones that even as you grow up, remain the most beautiful girls you have ever seen close up. The smart kids, who everyone else knew as the brains... but I just knew them as my SOULMATES, my teachers, my friends. There's still that one guy, with his mysterious confidence, who seems so perfect in every way. The guy you get up and go to school for in the morning. South Glen would not have been the same without him. High school would have not been the same without him. ~I~ wouldn't have been the same without him. :|

I lived a lifetime of regret after my first high school experience. And now, after my second, my regrets are down to one... A certain teacher was hurt on my path to self discovery, and although this blog may serve as a step, it in no way makes up for what I did to him. To this man, you know who you are... I am so sorry. AND I would like to add one more thing... I think I am in love with you.

So, I propose this: as an ending to this blog and perhaps a beginning to the next chapter of my t-life, I, Josie Gellar, will be in an upcoming Rookies game with my friend 2008girl as she plays her 100th game. I will stand on the pitchers mound for five minutes prior to the first vote. If this man accepts my apology, I ask him to come kiss me for my first.real.t-kiss.

Edit: SMH @ negs. I am NOT Josie Grossie anymore.

Edit #2: If you made it this far, post about your first kiss, since that's apparently more top blog worthy than DREW FUCKING BARRYMORE.

Comments

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Sent by anthony2011class,May 21, 2011
ily :*
Sent by Brittanyy,May 21, 2011
LMFAO I need to see this now.
Sent by RobbieRIOT,May 21, 2011
lmao
Sent by heatherbear,May 21, 2011
<3 :L
Sent by Zurks,May 21, 2011
bahahah i love that movie
Sent by markuskaus,May 21, 2011
Lol oh my josie grossie
Sent by sokerdude7,May 21, 2011
"....If this man accepts...."
NTY YOU JUST CALLED ME A MAN, BYE
Sent by 2008girl,May 21, 2011
jkjkjkjk ILY SO MUCH, THIS IS FROM ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAV MOVIES, ILY ILY ILY <3333333333333333333333333
People BEST tune in to see if Fritzz will get his first REAL t-kiss
-inb4Iattackyouwitheggs-
<3333333333333333
Sent by 2008girl,May 21, 2011
STEVE IFLY <3333333333333
Sent by Mangos808,May 21, 2011
http://www.tengaged.com/blog/SpottierTitan65/1362382/support-stars-132
Sent by SpottierTitan65,May 21, 2011
:* it was you :O
Sent by Survivor8,May 21, 2011
oh and in the etnal chat backyardd
Sent by Survivor8,May 21, 2011
hi
Sent by chicaaaa,May 21, 2011
first kiss. playground 6th grade, was dared to kiss a girl in my class
Sent by dannyjr0587,May 21, 2011
at a house party
spin the bottle
with a chick
and the song "Ill never break your heart" by the backstreet boys was playing ^^
Sent by DiNoM,May 21, 2011
omg
Sent by dexterie,May 21, 2011
hi :)
Sent by Sash,May 21, 2011
::gets on mound and puckers up:: ;)
Sent by Illyriaa,May 21, 2011
+11 "D
Sent by evil_derrick,May 22, 2011
<333
Sent by trishytrash,May 22, 2011
i dont like to throw up so nty.
Sent by heyitsmaggee,May 22, 2011
XD
Sent by jinxed18,May 22, 2011
lavs drew
Sent by Banjo,May 22, 2011
I was in my room with my first girlfriend and it was really awkward and I was like so uh can I kiss you and she said shut up and started kissing me
Sent by Cobain,May 22, 2011
xD
Sent by connorthomson,May 22, 2011
Omg I don't really remember mine i wad a neighborhood slut n gave it upto all lmao :p
Sent by Jdsolo24,May 22, 2011
Drew Barrymore was my first kiss
Sent by qwert2,May 22, 2011
LOL steve <3 my first and only kiss was my pillow ;(
Sent by mattygee,May 22, 2011
i honestly cant remember my first kiss :/
Sent by Loowis,May 22, 2011
^ slut much?
Sent by Malibu,May 22, 2011
LOLOL ^
Sent by nathan93,May 22, 2011

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