Someone once told me that to write well, you have to write what you know. This is what I know. I'm 25 years old, and I've never t-kissed a guy. A geek to the core, most of my childhood years were spent doing extra homework I requested from the teacher. High school was more of the same, then at SEVENTEEN it seemed as though my luck was about to change. The cutest guy asked me to the senior prom, but it turned out he invited me as a cruel joke, and I have never fully recovered. :| Yes, it is embarrassing to share this with the world... but it would be hard to explain what I learned and how I learned it without sharing this humiliating history.
I received an assignment; my first as a reporter... to go back to high school and find out about kids today. What I ended up finding was myself, and that high school hasn't changed. There's still that one teacher that marches to her own drummer. Those girls are still there, the ones that even as you grow up, remain the most beautiful girls you have ever seen close up. The smart kids, who everyone else knew as the brains... but I just knew them as my SOULMATES, my teachers, my friends. There's still that one guy, with his mysterious confidence, who seems so perfect in every way. The guy you get up and go to school for in the morning. South Glen would not have been the same without him. High school would have not been the same without him. ~I~ wouldn't have been the same without him. :|
I lived a lifetime of regret after my first high school experience. And now, after my second, my regrets are down to one... A certain teacher was hurt on my path to self discovery, and although this blog may serve as a step, it in no way makes up for what I did to him. To this man, you know who you are... I am so sorry. AND I would like to add one more thing... I think I am in love with you.
So, I propose this: as an ending to this blog and perhaps a beginning to the next chapter of my t-life, I, Josie Gellar, will be in an upcoming Rookies game with my friend 2008girl as she plays her 100th game. I will stand on the pitchers mound for five minutes prior to the first vote. If this man accepts my apology, I ask him to come kiss me for my first.real.t-kiss.
Edit: SMH @ negs. I am NOT Josie Grossie anymore.
Edit #2: If you made it this far, post about your first kiss, since that's apparently more top blog worthy than DREW FUCKING BARRYMORE.
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People BEST tune in to see if Fritzz will get his first REAL t-kiss
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