and i’ll do ur MASH . first come first serve . get em while they’re hot .
vansreborn - Your husband's name is VANSACCOUNTNUMBER534 and you have 3 children. You live the lavish life as an ice cream scooper who walks to work everyday bc we know your ass don't got a license. You live with ur husband in a lovely Essex shack watching Love Island and playing your favorite game Apex Legends.
mikec51 - Your husband's name is marietori and you have 3 children. You're a cashier who drives to work every day in a red hummer. It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with #marietori in your mansion in Pennsylvania.
Ohhayy - Your husband's name is Alibonico and you have 1 child. You're a recording artist who drives to work every day in a shit brown beemer. You spend your days living with Alibonico in your house in Italy.
Maxi1234 - You are now married to the WONDERFUL cheritaisdelicious and you have 9 children. You're an Auntie Anne's Pretzel Maker who rides to work every day on a red bike <3. You reside in lovely Idaho with your wife Cherita next to the beautiful rows of corn.
Kentuckyy - You and your husband Christossss live together in the LOVELY land of the North, miss Canada. You have 12 kids together and somehow fit them all in one single Light Blue Hyundai Sonata! Wow!