Hire someone to do everything that I hate doing now! That would be laundry, grocery shopping, any type of cleaning whatsoever, cooking and clothes buying!! Oh, and a chauffer to drive me around in my limo and a pilot to fly my Learjet. Feel free to tell me what you would do..I need more ideas...
A nasty virus that would detect any virus and then zap it back to the little shit hacker that sent the original one. It would fry their computer and put them on a wanted list at the same time. We could offer big bucks to whoever could figure out how to do it. Yes, that is my thought for the day..
When you are running late, why is it people are driving slow in front of you? You are getting gas and when you want to pay, the guy in front of you wants to buy 500 lottery tickets? You are in line at the grocery store and get in back of someone who still writes a check instead of using their debit card? Or worse yet, an elderly person who wants to pay in cash and use all that spare change they have had in their purse for a year? Or they want to argue about the price or the coupon or some other stupid shit that makes you want to kill them? Please tell me why????
When the highway patrolman made a quick U turn while I whizzed by him at 75 mph on this 2 lane back country highway, the first thing he asked after pulling me over was "Do you know how fast you were going?" I said.. "Well, I was trying to go 80 mph." When he asked "Why?" I told him "I just had a sensor replaced in my car and when I go over a certain speed a red light comes up showing I have a problem and I was just testing it out again before I took it back to the car dealer who did the repairs" So he just thought about it for a minute and let me go!
This was actually true, but I am going to use it the next time I get stopped too. If it worked once, why can't it work a 2nd time?
Because when they report you to the main office it comes under the heading of making someone feel bad and embarrassing them. I didn't tell him to go fuck himself or I wanted to fuck him, I just gave him the finger which means fuck you, which is different in my opinion.
Now, when I told him he could go fuck himself for complaining in the first place? Well, I will accept that as harassment.
A risky way to try and win this game is to come in with an alliance and then stage fake fights with the people in your alliance so they don't think you have one. When it works, it is great. When you blow it, it backfires on you bigtime. Just my opinion anyway..
