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2ndJun 18, 2014 by BlueBarracuda
image10 Blogs that shouldn't exist on  Tengaged..but thrive anyways!

1] List Blogs. Specifically list blogs that carry on over 10 (or as onemanarmy did, 100) blogs over something not particularly interesting. Chances are, you are not an expert in that topic, so why should we care about your epic list series? Bengalboy is has probably perfected the list blog on the website, so for those who create list blogs, follow his example: keep it short, the entire list contained to one blog, and add in some cheeky humour along the way. If you're going to drag out your list, why should I care? I will lose interest.

Sparknotes version: List blogs are okay but list blogs over a series of blogs is not. Condense that shit.

2] PYN! The idea behind PYN blogs is that the audience gets involved and gets to participate by simply posting a comment and the blogger will personally attribute something to the commenter (PYN and I'll tell you what Dawson's Creek character you are! Bblover96? You're Pacey!). Basically, PYN's are born out of lazyness or are a scam to get 0.1 T$ for each comment and are usually unsatisfactory for everyone involved.

3] For every __ points, I will ______.  So, these can be interesting. Too bad the people blogging these aren't. For each 50 points, a major secret about them will be revealed. Too bad these revelations are usually lamer than the blog itself. Nobody cares that you are allergic to bananas. Except sexybanana

4] I am posting a vlog, post your questions! Just film yourself and get it fucking over with and post a blog containing the vlog. If you want questions, it's not hard to Google simple icebreaker questions, message your friends, or whatever.

5] Who wants to be gifted? Obviously everyone.

6] Look at this design I am going to post! It's usually going to be ugly or look identical to all the other doll site designs, but whatever, just upload it and spam or post it already.

7] So and so is a [negative attribute]. Yes, and they will persist being so with or without a top blog giving them more attention. A reaction/defense blog will ensue and anyone not involved doesn't actually care.

8] + if ___________ - if ___________________ - waste of space and devoid of meaningful content

9] Dear Randomize, I am top blogging so you see this - Rando doesn't read top blogs, nor pms, nor emails, and doesn't give a shit, so you are wasting your time sadly. If you happen to be  the one blog he does read a year, congrats. Sorry, your survivor ideas are great and we all miss the duel despite never joining it, but he doesn't care about you.

10] Hate blogs. People cyber bully way too much on this site and treat people terribly. I don't know why Tengaged_moderation allows it to persist so much but are so nitpicky with word choice and little things that don't actually matter. People need to come together and be more civil, keep the drama contained to the virtual games, and be a lot nicer to each other.

Comments

Blogs page would be #foreveralone then
Sent by LaQeen,Jun 18, 2014
LMAO was thinking about making a blog like this ages ago but uve hit the nail on the head bluebarracuda
Sent by BengalBoy,Jun 18, 2014
lol i doubt mine will get the attention yours would, so feel free  to still do it bengalboy.
Sent by BlueBarracuda,Jun 18, 2014
Haha love this.
Sent by cheritaisdelicious,Jun 18, 2014
plussed :D
Sent by SurvivoroftheTocans,Jun 18, 2014
na its all good homeboy i like what uve done with it
Sent by BengalBoy,Jun 18, 2014
Top blog!!!
Sent by LittleBrother123,Jun 18, 2014
i like this :} a list blog well done!
Sent by bunnycat,Jun 18, 2014
I literally agree with every single one of these xD

the only exception would be list blogs. Sometimes i think it's necessary to make it into a few different blogs, bc if they have an explanation for each placing that is at least a paragraph, that makes 10 long paragraphs in one blog, and i will most likely not even attempt to read that much xD I'd much rather have it spread out.

although if there is no explanation to each ranking (or very little) then drawing out the list is pointless :P
Sent by Kob3Sm1th,Jun 18, 2014
yasss
Sent by kimmal8,Jun 18, 2014
you just made a list blog hun
Sent by Bix123,Jun 18, 2014
Bix123 if you read it, you would see my complaint was directed specifically towards list blogs drawn out over a series of blogs, not contained to a single blog.
Sent by BlueBarracuda,Jun 18, 2014
What? You didn't enjoy my favorite 100 female singers list BlueBarracuda...What a shocker!
Sent by onemanarmy,Jun 18, 2014
onemanarmy i actually plussed the first 10 or so I saw. Haven't seen any since, but never did neg them, despite using you as my example! 100 is just such a ridiculous amount.
Sent by BlueBarracuda,Jun 18, 2014
I agree!
Sent by dav_o_79,Jun 18, 2014
I agree with all of these, #1 especially though. 'PYN to be tagged' annoys me most.
Sent by PrincessTeePee,Jun 18, 2014
I agree with these (especially #9). But if we didn't have all of those top blogs. What top blogs would we have? bluebarracuda
Sent by carterbehne,Jun 18, 2014
wwemrpeeps Don't quit your day job at being obsessed with me babe xo
Sent by Avalon,Jun 18, 2014
lol @ the rage negs
Sent by bignate97,Jun 18, 2014
I remember posting a blog about your #1 and #2 and saying those points pretty much. XD
I appreciate where this is coming from, but nothing will change. :P
Sent by Yoshitomi,Jun 18, 2014
carterbehne blogs with meaningful content, for starters.
Sent by BlueBarracuda,Jun 18, 2014
PREACH IT
Sent by JourdanBabyXoXo,Jun 18, 2014
THIS BLOG GIVES ME LIFE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT
# FUCKING 4 is so damn true thank you I HATE when people come to me with that low quality shit
Sent by snowflake3,Jun 18, 2014
(for my personal use so I can compare my first impressions to my actual viewing)

Christine - She loves Settlers of Catan, wants to jam out to Spice Girls, and seems like she'll be a nerdy strategist

Victoria - she seems really intelligent, she is Israeli, and she rejected a public marriage proposal while starting her own business

Nicole - she wears spoon bracelets and is just really nerdy

Donny - Kellie Pickler's janitor! If he is as dumb as she is, he'll be entertaining, especially since he's lived alone for 30 years.

Joey - her hair is fucking teal, she seems badass, and seems like she'll be interesting

Derrick - has a good head on his shoulders, has a gameplan in mind, and seems to be doing the show for noble reasons

Paola - Hot DJ and Great Wall of China climber

Frankie - Didn't want to like him but he's a teacher and I respect that and he loves Harry Potter

Brittany - faked her way out of a speeding ticket

Devin - former Cardinal, family first, understands communication

Jocosta - Uses God for good! I don't think she'll last long

Amber - her hobbies include cow tipping and playing in Wal-Mart... okay

Hayden - I hate the surfer bro strategy in these games

Cody - no strategy, obviously was recruited, and is there for the fame

Caleb - douche

Zach - his profile was very boring and empty.
Sent by BlueBarracuda,Jun 19, 2014

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