He hasn't been on the hezze OR Tengaged in a while now, but he'll be back soon and I'm sure everything will be off the hezze again! Until then, here are some facts about him...
1. He's so far off the hezze, that the hezze is merely a foreign object to him. FACT
2. Some say he's so off the hezze that he'll never be on the hezze again. FACT
3. A wise man once told me he's so far off the hezze that he bumped into the hezze in a pub and didn't even recognize the hezze. FACT
4. Him and the hezze used to be good friends, but now the hezze and him are so distant that they won't even speak to eachother. FACT
5. In the current stars, he's the furthest off the hezze. FACT
6. He was banned for being so off the hezze. FACT
7. He once broke a scale of hezzeness for being so off the hezze. FACT
8. AHezze is so far off the hezze, he has to use a top of the range telescope to even see the Hezze with his own eyes. FACT
9. AHezze has been off the hezze for so long, his passport of the hezze is now expired. FACT
10. He's the most off the hezze person I know. FACT
When I was making my red blog I was thinking of something to do with red and I thought the Ready Brek dragon. So I did a Google search and to my horror the dragon isn't on the box anymore :(
There's been a box of Ready Brek in my kitchen for ages and I never really registered that the dragon wasn't there anymore. So sad I ame. I remember back in the days when I didn't like porridge but wanted Ready Brek just because of the dragon. I was a young lad at the time- haha!
Anyway after a bit of scouring I found 'im on YouTube. This is all I have left of him.
If you wanna know what made me take the leap, I just wasn't secure with my +7. I mean, yeah, it's a fair bit but it just wasn't quite enough. To be honest, sometimes I was embarrassed to plus blogs, knowing I was only packing a 7. So I decided to nip out and buy red, and so happy I ame! My wife never used to complain about my 7, but I'm telling you she loves my newly acquired 8- haha!
It's been like a game of giant jenga, it really has! All the time being nervous to make a move in case the whole tower goes toppling over, but I'd say I've made enough good moves to keep the tower nice and stable, and check me out now! A big fat red level!