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LOL IT'S SO OBVIOUS WHO BANNED FIONA Oct 14, 2009
imageWhy did they even let lemon be a mod? He's so bitter!
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Post your name, you nab! Oct 14, 2009
imageAnd I'll tell you my earliest/fondest memory of you!

I felt like making a fun blog and I usually remember stuff other people don't. So go ahead! Even if I don't know you I might remember you for something.

Rory - I remember when you just popped up on Skype out of the blue and started charming everyone with your Scottish accent!

Axxton - I remember when you joined that castings and started acting like you knew me, then got banned like a few hours later!

Austin - I remember when you used to call into AHezze radio alot! I think it was you?

Buddyalc - I remember I used to think you were a girl for some reason LOL!

blogs - I remember when I first found you on voide cuz someone was taking the piss out of you, then ripped you in your YouTube comments then randomly asked your MSN and we became friends LOL!

Alex1991 - I remember when you were all angry at me for my gay story on drubert, and I was like "sorry I'll write a story about kittens next time" and you come back with "just make sure it doesn't involve kitten rape" LOL and I remember when we played rookies and no one was plussing me 'cept you.

Chris99x - I remember when Dav made a collage and it had a pic of you and next to you it said "Him." then when I was looking at old stars I found you winning and was like LOL IT'S Him.

karim - Yeah I remember the twin thing too :P and the time when Fiona made me make a blog about having a crush on you! And your comment was like "i dont blame u lol".

BlueLagoon506 - Obviously I remember the rookies thing ;p and um I remember when I looked at Dav's old blogs and there was one saying you're the strongest person he knows!

BbDamian - I remember the time your mum shouted at you on Skype to do the dishes and you denied it before realising your mic had been on the whole time LOL.

nocaroo - I remember in our castings you hated me then randomly started liking me ;p

sharkskin - Fuck off.

BlueStar - I remember when you just appeared in the NEC and just spammed designs all day and I remember sticking up for you when Willy was nasty ;p

lonlee - I remember when you had swine flu!

lemon5029 - I remember when we sat on the pier past midnight, beneath the glowing stars. I remember when you took my hand and told me to kiss you, I remember staring into your eyes and believing that nothing else existed but me and you. I remember leaning in and your soft lips pressing against mine. I remember immersing myself in your loving caress, and how I had never felt safer in my life. No homo.

Zacharyy - I remember randomly mailing you saying "your name isn't better than mine mate" and we kept going back and forth like "i'm not your mate pal" and shit then I asked your Skype and we became friends!

PrincessTeePee - I think the first thing I ever said to you is "are you a safe bet in your game" LOL and I remember the first time we properly talked was in a call where I think we played fuck marry kill or something.

NoelSarah - I remember when Walters pranked you pretending to be Elixir LOL

Tess11 - I remember when you randomly turned up on my MSN and I started messing around acting like I wasn't from Tengaged then it turned out you knew who I was all along LOL so I blocked you.

xUnox - I remember telling you you could do with a burger!

urgonnaloseLOL - I remember playing your group game!

ColbyLevi - I remember when I said you look like something off Nickelodeon LOL it wasn't meant in a bad way though and it wasn't me who said the other r8 nasty things.

Cosgrove - I remember when we played rookies together! And I remember when you didn't believe I had a cock branded on my ass ;p

boygenius2010 - I faintly remember talking to you in the rookies we played ages ago when I was drubert! And I remember I used to mail you congratulating you on your record and stuff and we became pals!

HeyItsAlex - I remember when we worked together in castings, good game that was!

Conceite - I remember you were in like my second ever rookies game and you were complaining about how you didn't want 4th and you got it anyway LOL

Brenn - I remember the time everyone was accusing you of being a lad!

smi9127 - I remember we were on the same alliance in rookies that time :P

JeffW - I remember you having a design of like a cop with sunglasses and stuff? Stop me if I'm wrong, stop me if I'm wrong.

skeeet - I remember arguing with you and the rest of the Blondetourage in stars :P

nasmay1 - Can't really remember anything... Sorry pal.

Uskyld - I remember when you said I had no life! And I remember when you got all angry and threatened to leave Tengaged cuz you had a rednose :P

cuco9999 - Nothing mate sorry.

Drench - I remember you being in my first castings on BengalBoy and being Aussie and stuff

xxEric813xx - I remember when you were trying really hard to get purple level for stars and you couldn't join once cuz you had to go away for the weekend or something

surstromming - I remember when I met you through Jack back in the infected_soul daze

djs87 - I remember when you were in our rookies and we all liked you and did what we could to take you far enough so you could get light green level.

ryrycoolguy7 - I remember spamming you on Skype!

qwert2 - I remember you just popped up in the NEC and you were cool and I found out your name was Drew!

azn_dude89 - I remember when you said you wanted to play a game with me and surs! And I remember when you made a blog called like "If i have beef with you lets squash it now".

FrankTurner - I remember you commenting on my blogs a lot!

Patrick7893 - I remember when you were a chef from New York LOL and I remember when I played my first rookies on BengalBoy and you were like will u 'elp me? And I was like uh dunno mate.

Maggie - I remember when Rich and Dav talked about you being Sench all the time and I made the blog Bare Essenchals LOL

Kathrynn - I remember you were in my first castings on BengalBoy, then in my second as AlyKat and I started saying you had been making fun of my Asian uncle LOL

metslover7675 - I remember when you got all angry at me exposing your multi

IcyHot - I remember when I pretended to be metslover and got you to join a castings on your own LOL

supergoten - I remember you always just being in the NEC and always saying when you had dinner and when you were going to bed!

MrWalters - When you were gokartalex and you talked about beating up that bully LOL oh and when you made ACD

Sizzle_xD - I remember saving your Tengaged life by telling you how to delete your history LOL

racheljoy29 - Don't really remember anything but I'm going to add you to Skype!

chrissyhill01 - LOL I remember winding you up big time in that rookies game and calling you a mental patient... Sorry :( then I remember we became friends cuz I randomly called you then said We can be top mates (y) and you found it proper amusing you did.

AHezze - My fondest memory is when you talked about your sandwich for about 10 minutes on AHezze radio LOL

Vessa - I remember when your nose was stuck up randomize's ass and we had to call the fire brigade to remove it LOL

ShayyBayy - I remember when you called me a retard! And when I put you in my top 10 girls and said you looked like Francine from Arthur :P

shatteringwindows - I remember you being the most interesting person in that castings where I got banned before the last day

RiDsTeR - I remember you being in one of my early casting games on drubert and I remember when you used to have a huge list of your favourite stuff on your profile!

Genevere - I remember when you first posted your pic in a blog and I commented "I'd do you" (on drubert) and I think your reply was "rofl".

anthony2011class - I remember agreeing to marry you! And I remember a few months back when I first made The Lads (y) group you were a white level!

pablito - I remember when I first hit the Skype scene in all the Skype games I'd randomly victimize you like "vote out pablito everyone!" and when Mac asked people for votes I'd say "I'm voting pablito" in different voices and sometimes he'd believe it LOL. And I remember when I liked your rendition of Summer Girs.

afraidofpanda - I remember you being my DOND score buddy!

Tidalwave - I remember we first started talking cuz I made a blog saying "i cant sleep someone mail me" and you mailed me asking what I thought of the upcoming survivor game! And I remember when you used to be on HoF.

VictorOxila - I remember when you stumbled into that 10 post rookies and ruined it by mistake LOL and I remember when you just popped out of the blue with a radio show.

jm101 - I remember the time you negged me and phanne for 100 pages so BioDork would win LOL :@ didn't work though ;p

Abrogate - I remember you being in a Skype call and saying how much you loved TeePee's voice

Mielz - I remember I first met you cuz you made your 100th blog I think it was to all your friends and I was like "I wish I was your friend" and you made a really nice blog specifically for me even though you didn't know me :')

DavidVegemite - I remember when you used to make blogs about your band about 5 times a day LOL and when blogs hated you and when I first saw your Minnie Mouse vest picture I was like who's this joker?

Yoshitomi - I remember you being in my early castings aswell and I remember we first made friends because I think I was arguing with you in one of your blogs and you said "you make me physically sick" then we started mailing LOL.

dramallama56 - I remember the time you were in one of those Big Brother UK live feeds with a chatroom and I came in as dramallama57 and you got all angry and stuff and I was like "what? this has been my handle for years!" and you were like omg maybe it's just a coincidence! And I remember the time I bumped into you on PWO and pretended to be Alisowned LOL

cheznahuf - I remember when you just popped up out of nowhere and became a big gun and I remember when Patrick made a blog about Alana calling him a fat fuck and you were like "I'm a teacher but I wouldn't have called you that" and I was like "I'm a teacher I teach fat fucks like Patrick to shut up" and you were like "You are braver than I."

xexplosive - I remember I first saw you when Jake made a blog about you making comments about Jaym's big tits on the stars pollbox and posted that video of you with Bonneh at the end!

itsmeagain000 - I remember you being in that Some Sort of Big Brother game but hardly being around

LillyXoXo - I remember we were in rookies together when you were in newb stars then we ended up in a rookies together again the next time you were in stars! And you got 5th in rookies both times :( sorry

BioDork - I remember when we were in the same rookies as above when you were NancyCookie and I remember on Skype when your DP was you looking really upset and angry and whenever you were added into a call you'd spaz out, and I remember the next time we played rookies and we'd always go off and play Trapped!

gigglers58 - I remember when I was in stars you told your sister to say hi to me from you. You were bored at the time, haha! And I remember you always went on about horror movies.

Valorstreak - I remember in my first stars you were really supportive! And I remember you talking in Irish to Cosgrove.

Nixx - I remember before I knew you and I made that top 10 girls blog and you were like "Have you met every girl on here? I for one have never spoke to you", and the time we had a random mail convo before we properly met!

phanne - I remember when we first played rookies together and we had that conversation about russian roulette with 9 jam donuts and 1 shit donut LOL and stuff like that

WillowCookieX - I remember you used to be WillowCookie then Willowxo and now WillowCookieX! And I remember when you thanked me for sticking up for ginger hair :P

punx193 - I remember when we played rookies together back on drubert and me Rich, Dav and Urie kept saying Agumon was Charmander and you were very angry at the time, haha!
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MrWalters hits Twitter! Oct 14, 2009
imageHe was a trending topic at the time, haha!
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Can you name ALL the Stars Winners? Oct 13, 2009
imagesurstromming made this quiz on Sporcle, see how many stars winners you can name in 5 minutes!

http://www.sporcle.com/games/surstromming/stars_winners

OR if you want more of a challenge, try and name all the stars FINALISTS in 10 minutes!

http://www.sporcle.com/games/surstromming/tengaged_stars_finalists
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[TUTORIAL] How to be a good Butcher. Oct 13, 2009
imageBeing a butcher isn’t always easy, but I always treat my meat right and I never go about acting like I own the gaff.
                   
Hi, I’m Fred Elliot. I’ve been a butcher on Coronation Street for years with our lad Ashley, and I thought you might want an insight in to my exciting career.
                 
The day usually starts at 8AM. I open the butcher shop and check all the meat’s ok. Our lad Ashley usually comes in about 9AM. We both have our uniforms, and, suffice to say, mine is a bit larger than our Ashley’s.
                     
It’s usually about lunchtime we start getting customers. Usually just all the regulars, our Gail, our Deirdre, our Sean, they all love a bit of meat (especially Sean, but that’s another matter). Our Ashley kid is especially good with the customers.
                   
Being a butcher is much harder work than you might think, we don’t just slash up pieces of meat. We have to order it, stock it, make sure it’s all fresh then sell it. If the meat goes off, we can’t just call some bloke to come and fix it. But, to be honest with you, sometimes we just cut the bad bits off.
               
Of course, being a butcher does have it’s advantages. We always get nice ladies looking for a piece of meat. We get a lot of customers, more individual parties going on. Better social life. It’s very enjoyable.
             
Fred Elliot interviewed by Ashley Peacock
           
Ashley: So, uncle Fred, what’s your favourite thing about being a butcher?
           
Fred: Well Ashley, I say well Ashley, I like seeing the regulars of Coronation Street everyday and I love the smell of a nice juicy sausage.
             
Ashley: What’s your advice to anyone who wants to be a butcher?
         
Fred: Well, I say, always work on the porkchops, I say, always work on the porkchops!
             
Ashley: [laughs] That’s our Fred! Always the comedian! So, if you didn’t go in to the butchering industry what would you be doing now?
                   
Fred: Well, I’ve always fancied myself as a bit of a fighter. Once when I was younger the school bully stole my dinner money, I say the school bully stole my dinner money! I told the teacher and he gave it back. I was really proud of myself. So, I think if I wasn’t a butcher I would be in the ring right now. But I prefer to take out my aggression by chopping up meat.
                 
Ashley: Do you sometimes get stressed, working in such a high voltage area, so to speak?
               
Fred: Well our Ashley, I say well our Ashley. I do love all the gossip, but sometimes things do get a bit too much here. Still, I wouldn’t leave Coronation Street for the world.
                 
Ashley: So Fred, a lot of the ladies have been asking: are you single?
                     
Fred: [laughs] I knew this one would come up, I say I knew this one would come up! But hands off the merchandise ladies, I’ve got my eyes on someone right now.
               
Ashley: Thanks Fred, you’re a great sport.
           
Fred: No problem our Ashley!
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Plus if you hate gays! Oct 11, 2009
imageWhat the fuck!? I was trying to get the most negged blog in history and you guys give me a top blog...

Fucking homophobes :/
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