Trisha(C): My nickname back home is the backdoor barbie, because I'm blonde and I take it in the backdoor, obviously. *laughs*
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BOSTON, MA
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#Trisha: Soo, is there cheer practice today or not?
#Shay: Where the fuck is McKenzie Zales?
#Trisha: Oh my god it's Shay Van Buren
#McKenzie: What the fuck do you want, Shay Van Buren?
#Shay: Oh I don't know, I hear youre going around telling people im a fucking liar
#McKenzie: Where did you hear that?
#Shay: Uuh i dont know like 35 seconds ago
#McKenzie: I SAID WHERE NOT WHEN YOU IDIOT
#Shay: SHUT UP, you know im partially deaf in my right ear after matthew derringer hit my head with a hackeysack in the 3rd grade
#Cameron: Where the fuck is mckenzie zales?
#Trisha: Ohmigod, it's cameron van buren, the most popular girl in the history of the blue valley school district
#Cameron: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii trishaaa
#McKenzie: Cameronnn, hows Witchita St.?
#Cameron: Umm its great, im in like a shit ton of sororities andd i have a 29 year old boyfriend! Suck it!
#McKenzie: Ooh its so good to see you
#Cameron: I heard you were calling my sister a fucking liar
#Mikayla: Where the fuck is mckenzie zales?!?!
#McKenzie: Who the fuck are you
#Mikayla: Who the fuck are you?!
#McKenzie: Oh no, we are NOT doing this again
#Cameron: This is our sister, mikayla. She's the most popular girl at meadow lane elementary
#Mikayla: And i heard you were calling my sister a fucking liar!
#Trisha: Uh, seriously, who the fuck is watching the door, how did a 9 year old get in here?
#Mikayla: Shut up trisha capoletti, or should i tell everybody about how you made out with ivan martinez behind topsy's popcorn afterschool
#Trisha: How do you know about that?
#Mikayla: Brooklyn Catchadorian, we have gymnastics together
#Shay: What?
#Cameron: Fucking stand on the other side of me
#Shay: Ugh fucking matt deringer. Listen, mckenzie zales -pause- Oh my god, it smells terrible in here
#McKenzie: Somebody literally just pooped
#Cameron: It smells awful
#McKenzie: It smells like someone put a diabetic foot in a sandwich and left it out in the sun
#Trisha: Im sorry, ill text amber zindayhouse
#Shay: Anywayy, I want an apology, im not a fucking liar!
#McKenzie: You are a fucking liar and ill gladly tell it to all of overland park
#Cameron: Well then, ill gladly tell the student bodies of witchita st., kansas, and san diego st., that you eat dick burritos
#Trisha: Oh my god, thats everywhere where we applied
#Mikayla: And ill gladly tell the entire student body of meadow land elementary that that first grader, caitlyn zales, is ripe with cooties!
#Trisha: Thats totally your sister
#McKenzie: I know. Ugh, okay, fine. Shay van buren I am sorry..
#Shay: I didnt believe that for a goddamn second! I want a handwritten apology delivered to my locker, along with 25 dollars in pacsun bucks, additionally, i want possesion of all girls bathrooms from the west bank of the lockers to the second floor and to the 2 trees in the quad
#McKenzie: Fuck you
#Mikayla: You know mckenzie, itd be a shame if your sister fell down a flight of stairs!
#McKenzie: Uhh,..
