#Trisha: Soo, is there cheer practice today or not? #Shay: Where the fuck is McKenzie Zales? #Trisha: Oh my god it's Shay Van Buren #McKenzie: What the fuck do you want, Shay Van Buren? #Shay: Oh I don't know, I hear youre going around telling people im a fucking liar #McKenzie: Where did you hear that? #Shay: Uuh i dont know like 35 seconds ago #McKenzie: I SAID WHERE NOT WHEN YOU IDIOT #Shay: SHUT UP, you know im partially deaf in my right ear after matthew derringer hit my head with a hackeysack in the 3rd grade #Cameron: Where the fuck is mckenzie zales? #Trisha: Ohmigod, it's cameron van buren, the most popular girl in the history of the blue valley school district #Cameron: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii trishaaa #McKenzie: Cameronnn, hows Witchita St.? #Cameron: Umm its great, im in like a shit ton of sororities andd i have a 29 year old boyfriend! Suck it! #McKenzie: Ooh its so good to see you #Cameron: I heard you were calling my sister a fucking liar #Mikayla: Where the fuck is mckenzie zales?!?! #McKenzie: Who the fuck are you #Mikayla: Who the fuck are you?! #McKenzie: Oh no, we are NOT doing this again #Cameron: This is our sister, mikayla. She's the most popular girl at meadow lane elementary #Mikayla: And i heard you were calling my sister a fucking liar! #Trisha: Uh, seriously, who the fuck is watching the door, how did a 9 year old get in here? #Mikayla: Shut up trisha capoletti, or should i tell everybody about how you made out with ivan martinez behind topsy's popcorn afterschool #Trisha: How do you know about that? #Mikayla: Brooklyn Catchadorian, we have gymnastics together #Shay: What? #Cameron: Fucking stand on the other side of me #Shay: Ugh fucking matt deringer. Listen, mckenzie zales -pause- Oh my god, it smells terrible in here #McKenzie: Somebody literally just pooped #Cameron: It smells awful #McKenzie: It smells like someone put a diabetic foot in a sandwich and left it out in the sun #Trisha: Im sorry, ill text amber zindayhouse #Shay: Anywayy, I want an apology, im not a fucking liar! #McKenzie: You are a fucking liar and ill gladly tell it to all of overland park #Cameron: Well then, ill gladly tell the student bodies of witchita st., kansas, and san diego st., that you eat dick burritos #Trisha: Oh my god, thats everywhere where we applied #Mikayla: And ill gladly tell the entire student body of meadow land elementary that that first grader, caitlyn zales, is ripe with cooties! #Trisha: Thats totally your sister #McKenzie: I know. Ugh, okay, fine. Shay van buren I am sorry.. #Shay: I didnt believe that for a goddamn second! I want a handwritten apology delivered to my locker, along with 25 dollars in pacsun bucks, additionally, i want possesion of all girls bathrooms from the west bank of the lockers to the second floor and to the 2 trees in the quad #McKenzie: Fuck you #Mikayla: You know mckenzie, itd be a shame if your sister fell down a flight of stairs! #McKenzie: Uhh, fine, I'll accept your terms, but you have to give the cheer squad the center lunch table #Cameron: Fine. #McKenzie: Theres also a girl named deandra who has pooping privilages here #Shay: She will be safe #McKenzie: Good, but know this: the war between the war between the cheer squad and the van buren family has just begun! #Shay: Understood #Cameron: Understood #Mikayla: Understood #Trisha: Wait whats going on? #Rachel: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#All: FUCKING RACHEL TICE!
