Tyler (UnicornChicken) Confessional EP:3

I'm going to sleep bitches.

Dan (dwipeouts) Confessional EP:3

Ok im all riled up after listening to some AJR but anyways let me rant to Brandon. Brandon is well... let me see how to put it... Brandon's an annoying fucktard. Dude like I know what you are doing. Your trying to socialize everyone asking them about their real life so they feel comfortable for you. I mean dude for me your coming up as a child predator even though I just turned 20. But anyways it's like Brandon i get your trying to socialize and shit but your way over doing it. At least i try to be suddle when I talk to people. The thing that really pissed me off about Brandon was when Brandon asked about how my family was for Christmas and So i responded "good hbu" then Brandon told me he didn't accept my answer. Like what the fuck?  He then tells me I have to go to details and such. Whats next? Is he gonna ask me for my social security number? So if Brandon is on my tribe after a swap I'm targeting his ass. Although I got to be very careful considering I heard Qaz and him were fuck buddies. But anyways I told Clair my feelings towards Brandon to gain Clair's trust. In fact some part of me wants to go to tribal council this vote so i can blindsides Brien and prove to Clair that i want to work with her because even tho she's opening up to me more, I realize she doesn't 100% trust me. An I can't fault her because of Mongolia. Anyways I hope we lose because honestly i feel pretty secure on my tribe and swap has to happen soon. Probably 16 but honestly knowing Ben he could maybe make 2 tribes go to tribal council this round and then make 3 tribes of 15. Although i hope 2 tribes of 8 at 16 because there's more wiggle room in a tribe of 8 than a tribe of 5. Also Brady basically exposed to me that Erik is on the bottom of his tribe. Which Brady is usually smart so i don't get why he was dumb enough to reveal that information to me. Also it shows that he's working with Qaz and Qaz is up Brandon's fucken butthole so i might not be able to get Brady to vote off Brandon. I do hope I swap on a tribe with Brandon because It be easy to get him out premerge than merge. I've been trying to talk to as much people as I can. I've also talked with erik just now. But then he tells me he wants to work me but im usually onesided. Which tbf in the last game I played with him I trolled. I told him the truth about how this game I am taking 100% seriously because I want to win(granted I don't know who I can beat yet but okay). But what is with these people and there brutally honest trth. First Watermelondrea telling me he hates everyone and Erik saying he doesn't trust. It's like have the decency to shutup and lie to me. But hmm okay. Everybody's a critic

James (J2999) Confessional EP:3

Damnnn we lost ://

I'm worried kinda.

Everyone seems on board with voting Joel, but I'm gonna be paranoid about that until you say his torch is snuffed!

I THINK Eoin has the idol, but I could be very wrong, it might be Joel? It might be someone else!?

I guess we'll see. But I'm trusting my tribe, whilst socialising with Joel so he doesn't vote me, but not too much so I don't appear fake if he leaves.

I'm just trusting I am not getting blindsided. Jesse wouldn't vote me idt, and Eoin agreed on an F3 with us soooo yeah I'm hopeful. I guess we'll see!

James (J2999) Voting Confessional EP:3

Well, going with what the tribe seem to be down for

Just hoping it's not him who has the idol.... and if he does I'm hoping it's not me who faces the repercussion of it!

Voting for Joel, unfortunately :(

Kolby (ThePug) Confessional EP:3

Haters, fakers, mass manipulators. I know what they say about me- I know they think I'm danger. Sorry, I just wanted to quote a Lana Del Rey song really bad. I've come to the conclusion the world revolves around me, even when I wasn't paying attention to the game for a couple days due to Christmas traveling, I was still in the midst of things.

We leave off, with me sucking Tim's dick for a Hidden Immunity Idol link, which the mission was accomplished. Didn't have to lose a single minute searching through blogs for the idol, just losing my dignity. He sends me the link at about 3am. Saying "Peace out girlscout. It's my time, goodluck sis." then linking Mr. Alvino's first blog about the time he found he got herpes and Cardi B gifs. I snatch it up, and link you. Then I disappear to the shadows for a few days.



As I sit, drinking my Christmas eggnog, I read Tim links the idol to pretty much everyone in the main chat.



Brandon already knows I've spoken to him about it. Everyone will just know I have it. Like- it's all around. It's spread, it's fucking Ebola all over again. It's the end of the world. Everyone know's I have it. Well, I think I know, that they know I know that I have it. As I hear Mariah Carey's, 'All I Want For Christmas' for about the billionth time this winter I run through options; do I just deny, deny, deny? No. What the fuck else do I do? I guess I have to admit to my sins.

I tell Brandon, I GOT IT. It's mine. All mine. Laced in gold bitch. I got it. ME. I did that. Which obviously, no one can keep a secret around here so it will spread.

Tyler put my name down at the Tribal Council since Hurricane Natalie came ashore attempting to take me out. Which he was scared of an idol so put my little name down. Poor me. I've also, like, not helped, at, like, three challenges. Or lets be real, I didn't even help at the challenge I attended. So, that puts me in a disadvantage.

So why not let the entire world know... I have an idol! Was it a smart move? Probably not. Was it fun? Yeah... It'll probably get around anywho, I know Brandon already told Bryan, I've told Keizo directly. It'll get around town. So why not come out myself? I was basically forced out of the closet.

Should I just change my skype name to 'Kolby with the Lumad Idol' would that make a point out of it?

Tyler (UnicornChicken) Confessional EP:3

So the immunity challenge was really close and we were 1 point away from going to tribal council! We started strong and I was super confident going in! I've always been good with words and I came last in my 6th grade spelling bee so I thought I was going to sweep the competition. Turns out a Polish guy and a spelling bee loser won't quite cut it because the other teams caught up real fast. I got our first point and thankfully Brandon picked up our last three points and Badjao finally landed their asses at tribal council. I am praying that Jesse gets voted out so I don't have to work with him come swap or merge! He's still getting on my nerves.

I'm hoping a swap is coming after this tribal council. The anxiety of being in such small tribes is really taking over. When I saw us losing that challenge it started to sink in that tribal council right now could mean any one of the 4 of us goes home. I'm gonna look like a real fool if Kolby seriously does have the idol and he uses it to take me out. Also Brandon seems to be taking our 'showmance' way too seriously, so maybe I'm gonna cool down on the trash talking him in confessionals lol. If he really is lying to me about the idol he's just doing what he thinks is best for his game. I'll see what I can do to distance myself from him because I don't want to actually upset him if he thinks there is something going on. Yes he is a cute and interesting guy, but I'm not playing Survivor to look for a long distance boyfriend. I'm playing Survivor to win, and once it's all over I'll probably never talk to him again. That's just the way things go with me, so when it comes time to pull the trigger on Brandon hopefully it won't sting too bad.

Game Update
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Erik and Watermelondrea both found the secret advantage.  However, it was already found by Brandon in the first episode meaning that they found an empty wrapper.  The Tumadock idol is still out there despite having received two clues to it.

Eoin (Eoin) Confessional EP:3

So I have found my footing in this game, but to me Survivor is like an ice lake, you can skating fine for ages, and just fall on thin ice and drown, and other times you can skate on thin ice for weeks. This tribal determine's the ice's density.

So I have tried to make bonds with every member of the tribe, in order:
1. Jesse - Tells me stuff, told me my name was going around with receipts, so I respect that. However, he comes across as someone who perhaps is too good at the game, too social, he's great for pre-merge but I can't trust him long-term.

2. James - I've talked to him the most after Jesse, seems cool, but hasn't talked to me just as much. I tried to create a triad between him and Jesse for majority and I guess it's time to test that.

3. Ethan - Took me and Ethan a while to connect, but when we did, he told me he spoke least to Joel and after that I was able to use Joel as a name for everyone, in order to ensure we had a tribal consensus that was not me.

4. Joel - The least threatening, however, I am not in position to make moves against the most threatening yet. He threw out my name as being the worst at challenges, so girl bye.

So as I take my first step on the ice, I should have the votes, but with idols, and people overplaying in all stars games you can't be too confident that the ice is about to shatter.

Game Update
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--> Also, forgot to mark up that Eoin found the already found Badjao Idol.
--> Jesse found the advantage that was already found by Brandon.
--> Everyone on Lumad found the Lumad idol that was found by Kolby.
--> I think everyone minus Joel also found the Badjao Idol which Ethan has.

Jesse (JesseM) Voting Confessional EP:3

Ben, I have a very bad feeling that this will be the end for me :(
I am so annoyed that I haven't been doing well in these challenges. I actually tried in this last challenge but didn't score any points :(

Joel's comment in the group chat was something I didn't like: "im saying this now, even if cross communication is allowed I will only speak to people if we end up on the same tribe"
I mean I want to play a social game and meet people and make new friends. Joel doesn't talk to me on a personal level, it's only since we went to tribal and that's not what I want to associate with...

The idol has been found and it worries me that Joel has it... This is an ALL-STARS season and I want to be an all-star even though I don't feel like it... with that being said i'm probably making a mistake in not throwing a vote on someone like Eoin or Brittney but I am voting for JOEL. If I threw a random vote on someone that may be smart in case of an idol play but may lead to others not trusting me. Ugh hope I am making the right decision.

Tyler (UnicornChicken) Confessional EP:3

I need to vent here in confessional because it is taking everything I've got not to go off on Jesse!!! I'm not your fucking sex kitten you asshole! As long as I just put up with the disgusting stuff he says, he'll be a really valuable ally. It's too early to be burning bridges and making enemies... but god DAMN I can't handle this! I've learned to put up with him calling me sweet and sending hearts, it's just something I can't avoid. But he thinks it's funny to say he wants me to put out for him. I've said it before and I'll say it again. YOU DO NOT KNOW ME. I DO NOT KNOW YOU! I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING A COMPLETE CREEP WHO THINKS IT'S OKAY TO MAKE SEXUAL COMMENTS ABOUT ME! You will learn so fast that I am not sweet, I am not kind and I am not lovely OR loyal. I will eliminate you with EXTREME prejudice and if you ever take things too far I will cut your hands off! I hope you read these confessionals back once I've been crowned the winner of All Stars and realise that people are not just toys. I am a human being, so don't you think for a second you can treat me otherwise. You keep saying that you don't think you're All Star material... THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!? Get out of my Survivor game and go find someone to harass on Grindr. If you don't make it through this tribal council I will do a song and dance.

Hands off my allies and hands off my ass!

- This has been Tyler's first installment of Confessional Hate Mail. Stay tuned for more in the future.

Joel (JoelW55) Voting Confessional EP:3

Confessional with vote-
Yeah, so we lost. I don’t personally have a good feeling as I’m not aligned with anyone and it’s gone quiet. I don’t trust Eoin and he’s weak in challenges, so I’d prefer for him to go. My gut is telling me I’m getting 17th though, either getting all 4 votes or getting idoled out.
Voting Eoin.

Brady (CoachWade) Confessional EP:3

Alright so last time I sent a confessional I was in tribal just hoping everything would go according to plan. Luckily it did and JB ended up going home and people seemed very shocked and I was absolutely living for it.

Tbh he would of still been in the game if he would of been willing to vote out Erik first tribal. He puts his past history before the game and it came back to bite him so I honestly didn't feel bad for him when I knew he'd get Tim's wrath.

I was very happy though that JB took it like a champ. He could of been a strong competitor down the line so it was better for him to leave early. When I went to tribal though everyone was like oh I hope you're safe and I hope you can find that idol.

Well I'm like..



Because I do have the fucking idol and it is in my back pocket. I definitely don't plan on telling anyone about the idol unless I absolutely have to.

After the JB tribal, I was just honestly hoping to avoid tribal until the swap. I'm almost certain there will be a swap at 16 and I didn't want to have to stress about going to another tribal because that causes paranoia and I definitely want my idol for the swap.

Brady (CoachWade) Confessional EP:3

Before the challenge yesterday, Erik was talking to me and Qaz in our tribe group chat. He was obviously very grateful that we saved his ass both tribals and he said he'd absolutely be loyal to me and Qaz which is good to know. He also said that if we lost the next challenge, then he'd let me and Qaz vote him out. He said he felt that we deserved it more and that he didn't have the idol.

I obviously knew that he meant what he was saying cause I had the damn idol. I didn't know if Erik was being strategic when he said he wanted to give in or if he actually meant it. He said that if he lost the challenge for us then it'd be on him. I was shocked because this is all stars and quitters are satan in the game of Survivor. However, it works out for me because then it'd ensure Erik going home and then I wouldn't have to use my idol if we did have to go to tribal. I still wanted to win the challenge though because you never know what'll happen in this game.

Luckily, we fucking won the challenge and the best scenario for my game happened and that was Badjao finally going to tribal. I wanted them to go to tribal because that's the tribe where I have the least amount of connections. I've talked to Jesse and Eoin a little bit but I've never talked to Joel, Ethan or James so I am hoping that one of those 3 can go, specifically James cause that'd better my game at the swap.

Even though the challenge told me one thing that needs to happen and that is that Watermelon has got to go. I don't have the best history with Watermelon and he is clearly a comp beast. Brandon also said he's good at finding idols so I'm sure he already has his tribe's idol and a possible advantage. So Watermelon is a huge threat and me and Brandon are already talking about getting him out and throwing a challenge if we're on the same tribe with him as a swap.

It's time for a swap because these small tribes are getting boring and I need a shake up.

**JOEL GETS 17TH**