Tyler (UnicornChicken) Confessional EP:2
So... there was SO MUCH to this Natalie vote that you might not have seen... so let me lay it all out how things went. Trust me when I say you're going to wanna hear this! I'll need to start at the beginning, so excuse me if I go over things we've gone over before:
Once upon a time on the Lumad tribe, the consensus was to vote out Natalie the inactive in a 5-0 vote. But everything changed when Tim claimed he found the Lumad idol and he was withholding the information. Brandon had a chat with Tim about the idol, and told everyone that Tim won't give it up. Because of my super Sherlock Holmes skills I found the idol myself, but it had already been claimed. I saw right through Brandon's lies and he joked about saving Natalie with the idol. My favourite lie was "I found it interesting... Tim told me that the person who's blog the idol was hidden in had been inactive for a long time". Yeah, the person had been inactive for 23 days, but there's no way Tim told Brandon that... he slipped up in that one moment. That led me to believe I would go home in a 1-0 vote, because I thought he would betray me with an over the top idol play... call it instincts. So I threw a vote onto Kolby to save myself in the event that Brandon and his idol went rogue. Everything was pretty much going that way for a long time, until I had a long chat with Brandon. After our chat I was 1000% sure beyond a doubt that he was lying to me and going ahead with his plan to blindside me. I was super betrayed and I decided that if he was going to idol me out, I would make sure he was idoling himself out, so I put the vote on Brandon. Getting Kolby, Natalie and Keizo to save me over Brandon seemed easier than getting them to save me over Kolby... in hindsight that would have been one hell of an uphill battle...
So tribal council was at 3pm EST and at 2:30pm EST, in my mind, the votes going in were 3 on Natalie, 1 on myself and 1 on Brandon. Brandon would play his idol on Natalie and there would be a 1-1 tie between Brandon and myself and we would fight it out. BUT AT THAT EXACT MOMENT NATALIE CAME ONLINE!! Of all the people, Natalie showed up and threw a wrench into every single plan that was happening. I got to work straight away and spilled all the beans about Brandon and his idol and his lying. The others panicked and suggested putting a vote on Kolby in case Tim had given Natalie the idol. They then tried to convince Natalie to vote Kolby. MEANWHILE I was telling Nat everything and had convinced her to vote for Brandon in order to save herself. So we had 2 votes on Brandon, and 3 votes on Natalie. Eventually Brandon and Keizo decided they wouldn't put a vote on Kolby, so we couldn't get Brandon out with a 2-2-1 tie and re-vote. About 5 minutes before tribal council it became pretty clear that even if Brandon wanted to play his idol, it would be a waste now and he really did want Natalie gone. I knew I couldn't save her, but I wanted to cover my ass even more in case Brandon did play that elusive idol so I threw my vote onto Kolby. So the vote would either be 3-1-1 or a 1-1-1 tie between Kolby, Brandon and myself if Brandon really was betraying me. It ended up being a 3-1-1 vote and the others were shocked that Natalie had voted Brandon. Well that was my bad... and then I told them that I voted Kolby in case Natasha had the idol and they BOUGHT IT! They bought it hook, line and sinker. I very nearly blindsided my phony showmance partner on the first vote, but I had to leave Natalie in the dust to save face. I can't believe I got away with this one... It wouldn't be a season with Tyler without 3 last minute vote changes.
Also shoutout to Clair... I don't know her but she asked me to say something nice about her. She seems gullible so I'll just tell her I said something nice and she'll believe it.