for those not in BETA, i have decided my new gimmick will be EMOJI DRINKS.
🥛: milk. no explanation needed.
🧉: coconut milk: not QUITE milk, but still very few redeeming factors unless you are playing survivor and starving to death
🧃: juice: tasty, but not gonna run out of my way for her
☕️: tea: steaming, hot, classy but there is a time and place for everything, and she doesn't quite fit every scenario
🍷: wine: you can't go wrong here. stylish, sophisticated, sexy, wine is everything you need in a song and MORE.
Tonight's Running Order
01) Anders Bagge: 🍷, this is the kind of song i would say is near perfect to be quite honest and it may just be my messy emotional state but this was quite lovely! i loved it, great start to the week! my only complaint was it was too short!
02) Sandy Lam: 🧉, the long start had me hopeful but this just sorta never really took off anywhere? good background music i suppose but not much else.
03) María Isabel: 🧃, twas cute! nothing stellar or special but i did like it!
04) Alisa Xayalith: 🧃, i sorta just zoned out during this and before i knew it, it was over.
05) RARIA: 🧃, the third of three perfectly pleasant but not crazy songs in a row.
06) Froukje: ☕️ the aesthetic of this was quite nice methinks, really enjoyed!
07) Moses Sumney: ☕️, i really hated this in the first like 20 seconds and then it really shot up in my eyes. this really hit where it needed too!
08) LUNA: ☕️, LMAO idk this was rly funny idk just the thought of writing a song about wanting to be just like madonna rly made me laugh, it was good!
09) MUNA: 🧃, it had tea potential at the start but it didn't really go anywhere big for me after that. :/
10) Ibeyi: 🧉, eh not for me personally but it had it's very small moments that prevented it from milk-status.
11) Natalia Gordienko: 🧃, the epitome of juice methinks.
12) Misscatylove: 🥛, my ears.
13) Sub Urban & Bella Poarch: 🧃, well ty for the 15 commenters above all commenting on her being a tik tok star, as someone who does not have tik tok, i would have never known :O. i liked it. the man dragged it down though. what kind of name is sub urban anyway.
14) School Gyrls: ☕️, damn the pixelation jumped out. twas quite catchy though, i liked!
15) Mondo Grosso: 🍷, idk if it was her voice or the simplicity of the instrumental but this was lovely! really enjoyed!
16) Barns Courtney: ☕️, genuinely baffled on who submitted this LMAO but i have a new bestie...i really liked this! not quite wine but it was nearly there.
17) Primo the Alien: ☕️, i really liked the beat to this! catchy!
18) Yola: ☕️, all these songs lately are so catchy! this would be good on a car ride methinks.
19) The Maine: ☕️, the video was sorta odd but the song was very...sticky! in a good way!
20) Naomi Sharon☕️, this could either go juice or wine. will need more time to think.
21) Mother Mother: 🍷, this was very odd but in the best way possible. really loved!
22) Tank and the Bangas: 🧃, a little slow for my liking!
23) Josef Salvat: 🍷, bangerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
24) Sex Whales & Roee Yeger; ☕️, this sounds like it was made for a video game, so bop for me! her voice was a little, JARRING? like idk how to describe it but...yeah!
25) Chase Icon: 🍷, oh this was...amazing! from the first second it went off. perfect.
26) Dolores Forever: ☕️, so many great songs and i can only award points to 10 of them...this hurts.
27) Stray Kids: ☕️, STOP SENDING GREAT SONGS...PLS! :( ima feel so bad for like half of you this week...
28) MONOIR: ☕️, LMAOOOOOOO the lyrics were so good. this slapped so much.
29) Rob Rackstraw: 🥛, ty for making my life easier.
30) Samuraï: 🧃, solid but this is not the week for just solid.
31) Rocket Punch: 🧃, solid but this is not the week for just solid. [2]