01. lim kim - queen. i had heard of her by name but i hadn't really checked out MOST of her stuff so we'll treat this as a first impression. it's certainly interesting, i wasn't expecting something so subtle? it progressed nicely but it wasn't something that actively excited me. kinda MOTR, maybe it'll grow on repeated listens. production kinda gorg. conflicted.
02. madison beer - MILK MILK MIIIILK i am so bored. i forgot about how shit this mv was too LMFAO. i mean this has always been the cute natalia kills esque girl, but i like her boring stuff a lot better. 'selfish' and 'effortlessly' are 12s but this is the gamebot choice so whatever. bored but this honestly still goes so i'll eat my words. aged a bitsy but i still move.
03. frances lion - girl... you will never be cat pierce. she's giving the 2015 bat for lashes woods heartbeats, i dunno about her. this wasn't as scary as i was expecting it to be but the shots of her jogging kinda took me out. the song is ok i guess? it's a bit pedestrian but not bad at all, but also not my thing. it's fine.
04. hanne mjøen - this is some SCURRY shit. i'm actually quite bald at this song pick because she does have more gamebot-y (better) 2019 top 5 type beat entries.... and this is just a huge non-event. giving a z-lister melodifestivalen participant's 3rd single, it's just so inconsequential. u'd hear this in the depths of scandipop.co.uk best new pop HELL and it's just not a place i want to be transported to. but thanks for sucking!! hugs
05. waa wei - this feels like a stunt actually. OH she's the pregnant CHANTEUSE. this is very cute like u know filler track on the davina michelle helicopter crash funeral playlist (so soon after eurovision...!!!) but i mean i'm not gonna pretend like i'd go out of my way to listen to thisssssOH LOL IT PICKED UP LMFAO. maybe i lied. honestly this made a few points. thank you alexeh23<3
06. husbands - ??? i thought this was a classy party? WHERE ARE THE MOVING VISUALS GO 2 HELL. honestly this does feel like gentrification but i don't care this is my tiny riot i liiiiiiiiked this. very pleasant and it does feel like something you'd find by some 3 fatso's bandcamp but it's NICEEEEE. i would lean my head against the car window and look solemnly at the city view while this played. cute very cute actually
07. grace davies - speaking of gentrification ...... i've had enough. this is giving spotify girl just heard sour for the first time and- oh LOL ok that first verse actually built up to something i'm bald. okay belt it out girl. this is a lot better than her last entry, it's still really "(⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)゚ bananis (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)゚ avocadoes" but i didn't actively hate it which i was really surprised at LOL. it's decent.
08. robin schulz - i mean.................... girl. the second this started playing i said 'tones and i' and believe it or not, that is not the highest compliment. very very bad and dated but god i wanted a tonya harding moment in the music video so bad i was BORED where was the leg breaking.......... gentrification. actually i switched this is incredible THIS AND ZOE WEES FOR F2 !!!!!!!!!! i have seen the light /s
09. leehi - i can't help but feel whelmed honestly. i mean objectively this is pretty decent, the production is tight and the hook is kinda catchy but like it's so generic LMAO. i feel like if this had came out last year i would've been slayed but i just feel... nothing while listening to this. i do need a break from the stinky synths. overall fine. maybe it's growing on me. grrrrrrrrrr
10. la goony chonga - LMAO queen but why this song sjksankjasa. 'duro 2005' was literally right there hissss. the beat is very minimalist and it's kinda catchy but also this didn't go anywhere. she has a lot more academically executed constructions eligible so i'm just confused. not bad but i'm just disappointed. actually this might be bad. hmmmmmmmmm
11. erika de casier - WAIT THIS IS AN OFFICIAL VIDEO?????????? I WAS ABOUT TO CALL OUT QUEENMICHELLE for the film making tendencies two weeks in a row but i'm so bald. i mean i would've sent this if i knew it had visuals (they're not great but they're still something), this is literally the best song off her album which is one of my most streamed from this entire year so make of that what you will. excellent actually.
12. laura mvula - oh the 12 contenders are coming. i was hellbent on sending this when i first heard it because i was FLOORED at the slay. i was honestly expecting the magic to wear off but i still really like this!! it reminds me a lot of MJ's 'off the wall' stuff and just like her last entry, it feels like a more genuine retro throwback than say something like l**hi. very great actually. the @ for the man is @tegaalexander by the way ^_^
13. latto - LMAO yes this was all over twitter. this didn't click with me on a first listen because i felt it was so heavily reliant on the sample... but it grew. and growin it did i loooove this. i mean it's literally 'fantasy' and the beat is played straight up, there's no real innovations...... kinda lazy and reprehensible in concept but girl it BOPSSSSSSSSSSSS pretty face no waist with a BIG old ass. bop!
14. amaarae - like lim kim, definetly heard of the name but haven't really checked out any of her material but this is kinda bopping actually. grimes doing afrobeats is a very high art concept and i think i love the execution i fear. it is kind of one note, i wish there was a switch up or something but it was very much so a mood. an atmosphere was created. i like this!
15. amber mark - a brave soul. truly a very brave soul. i mean this is the best song she's released since 'mixer' but this would always get clickrace envy and i mean she's getting 4th place so bless her heart. still love her though, and this is great! very laidback and the funk elements gave this a very timeless nostalgic vibe. lurveeeeeeeeeeeee.
16. allison ponthier - missimogen cover ur ears rn babe, ALLISON PONTHIER DEMONNNN GO BACK TO HELL YOU WILL NEVER BE FAMOUS YOU FUCKIN HEATHEN. as the harshest critic in the room i have something to say.... this is cute. some would go as far as to say PRETTY even though there will never be anything pretty about her. a moment for the mitski girls and i mean it's very pr*tty. i liked the guitars. i liked the scenery. i liked her window curtains. hate her tho
17. zoe wees - LMFAOOOOOOOOO NOT THIS COLLABORATION???? 6lack girl... baby is this who we are? that thumbnail is really terrifying. this is probably the mumbling demonic heathen's best effort to date, like this is decent i fear? i mean 6LACK is actually elevating this LMAO his verse was good i wish the song was more of him and by more i mean EXCLUSIVELY him. i'm glad she's in her camp era but i'm still not a weenator. go piss girl
18. n-dubz - Childhood friends Julianne Potter (Julia Roberts) and Michael O'Neal (Dermot Mulroney) had a deal to marry each other if they were still single by age 28. At the beginning, Alison was a quiet member of the Goliath tribe, but grew as the game progressed, managing to stay under the radar and develop bonds with both Davids and Goliaths. Now, four days before her 28th birthday, O'Neil announces that he's marrying a gorgeous 20-year-old named Kimberly (Cameron Diaz). Gugu Mbatha-Raw as Hannah Shoenfeld,[6] The Morning Show's head talent booker also stars.Fearing her injury could seriously affect her mixed-martial arts career, she quit the game.Suddenly realizing that she's actually in love with him, Julianne vows to stop the wedding at all costs.
19. luke hemmings - I hate the word homophobia. Because why would I be scared of a fa-[GUNSHOT]. there is a deep sadness inside of the sender i fear. this is so terrifying actually i jumped on multiple occasions. objectively this is actually good and i'm bald, but also very disappointed TSC will be awarding a white gay man the win this year. is this who we are??? this progressed quite nicely and is a good song YOU WON. i'm ill. slay actually. maybe i am a hemmingnator. scary.
20. z berg - this feels very 2014. in fact this is giving me jailhouse rock. if this had a heavier bass it would be trailer music for like a melissa mccarthy movie (derogatory). not bad i guess? just a lidl dated and not my thi- LMAO not the fake abrupt ending i jumped. this is kind of intellectual. i live for them i don't know. it's giving me the macarena
21. binki - the thumbnail is giving winner. i mean of course i'm predisposed towards liking this but this actually is kind of the serve. i feel the beats and the production on the verses reminds me a lot of... sims 2 create a sim music LMFAOOOOOOO this is sort of slaying me. definetly not where i expected it to go but the chorus is really good. i have no idea where this will end up in my ranks but i like!
22. jharna bhagwani - felony motrtinez is here. i feel like i'd be buying more into her jantasy if she wasn't so sedated? i think i know what it's going for but it's definetly not delivering the impact it wishes to. it just feels very generic and predictable. didn't care for it at all honestly. but i liked the scenery. i kinda love this xanax queen
23. pieri - LMAOOOO NOT THIS WHO DID THIS. JAIL. this was definetly the closer i needed and what i expected la goony chonga to deliver. this is so fun actually very of the dolls for the dolls catered TO the dolls so i mean... 12 points. i fell in love with this actually. great closer for a great week hosted by the GREATEST HOST