01) La Lana - BOOT - this qualifying to the finals was, indeed, SO MESSED UP. i mean duh, i knew this would qualify and i knew this would be here so i can't say i'm surprised but... i really don't see the hype? i mean i can definetly see the appeal but it's just very generic and that chorus is kind of over-produced and kind of grating? specially that final chorus which is so cluttered and noisy. i respect it for what it is but this has never really clicked with me, and don't think it will.
02) ZESKULLZ, Tara Rautenbach - NOOT - after the likes of this and other lesser songs nqed over u.s. girls (LITERALLY in my top 10 songs of the year if i do make one of those shitty lists with write-ups and stuff, i'm not making that list but maybe i should i mean i'm not because i have things to do but yeah), i was ready to not LIKE THAT but... actually? i'm not really sure where this stands. i actually really like and appreciate the 2017 production teas for some reason but her voice is INCREDIBLY grating. it's kinda funny that this NQed given how it sounds but yeah. this stands in that fine line between mediocrity and being decent. like, sure, it's edible, but why serve yourself THAT when you can have a full course meal?
03) Låpsley - TOOT - phew, here we go! iirc i kind of underscored this by giving it a 3 in the contest it was on but i do remember really enjoying this and... yeah! my opinion is pretty much the same. a gorgeous little atmospheric understated indie song about heartbreak, seriously these lyrics hit. got time for this the first merry go round and still do. MY LOVE IS still LIKE THE RAIN, and it IS the sweet sound after the drought. probably gonna do this dirty again while voting cause this week looks insanely strong but i do really like this song!!
04) YUKIKA - TOOT - still have night terrors over this NQing over some of the literal GARBAGE in the semi it was on but OH WELL, this is still one of the best songs in TSC this year and i am SO happy and SO SO relieved it got paid its dues unlike OTHER deserving songs -- seriously, fuck you guys for making u.s. girls nqing literally FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU -- i am still kind of obsessed with the debut album. think it's the best iteration of disco i've heard in k-pop and really who's doing it like her? if you get it you get it, if you don't you don't, if you know you know.
05) Ruti - TOOT - i spent the entire song trying to think back where i have heard this song before... and i still have no idea. regardless, i enjoyed this! feels oddly nostalgic and it does sound like a mood-setter for a perfect night driving in a RACING CAR(S????). good song!
06) Fletcher - NOOT - it's so funny how a 2016 song can sound so "of its time"... god we're getting old huh. this is a very FINE song by fletcher which honestly seems to be her motto at this point. i don't know, i just don't get the hype over her, nothing she's done has necessarily made me get the hype so. that said, i didn't DISLIKE it but i wouldn't say i liked it either. it gets a MOR rating for being such a MOR song i guess.
07) Kelela - SHOOT -
ladies... have you ever been struck by lightning?
five days ago marked the THIRD year anniversary for "take me apart", kelela's debut album and... my god, what an absolute opus. some of y'all white woman scandipop stans can only WISH their fave dropped an album as creative, strong, visionary, intricate, legitimately SO spellbinding i cannot stress this enough, one of my -- if not THE --favorite album(s) of all time. literally hit after hit, i mean... 'rewind', 'onanon', 'waitin' and 'frontline'????? WHO gave her the right??? though if someone asked me what was my all time favorite song in this album... yeah, it's this one. this is just so incredibly immaculate isn't it? like, take another contender for favorite song of all time 'me & u' by cassie but make it sound like it's being played in H̸͙̿̒Ȅ̷̝̲̘̄̑̑̃̕͝Ļ̵̖̣̭̙̐̂͒́̾̏̀̿L̷̹͚̓̌̾͐̒̐̈́̑͘??? a true visionary, that's who kelela is, was and will always be. channeling the 90s/00s R&B scene while giving it a futuristic, obscure, galactic and transcendent while slightly left-field spin?? AND THE VISUALS???? that mary j blige first look is absolutely ICONIC........ NO one is doing it like her. a song i could listen for hours and hours on end, and yes, i did try to submit this! 😃😃😃 overall... i wish i had the vernacular and the vocabulary to express my love for this song further but i think i've proved my point.
BUT i will point out that, and this goes to ANYONE who didn't put kelela on their ballot. i will find you, i will. please do not take these words lightly. i will find you. know that. and know that if you don't like this song then you have objectively bad taste and i hope this makes you feel BAD. because you SUCK. LOSER. and yes i did stop listening to the final so i could listen to this again over 10 times. and what about it? ALSO 18TH PLACE?????????????
08) Chappell Roan - TOOT - back to back talent hits... ahhh!!! the winner buzz this is getting is refreshing, given that this was viciously robbed and underscored by some (mainly me, i'm talking about me, i shouldn't have given it JUST a 5 but in my defense it was arguably the strongest TSC of the year!!!!!!) nevertheless... ugh this is just SUCH a song isn't it? love songs with a cohesive story and DRAMA and that's exactly what miss chappell roan is serving. the genuine cultural impact this has had on the TSC chat... i love to see it. i really hope the winner buzz this is getting doesn't attract BOYCOTTERS to BOYCOTT talent because this deserves. a modern classic i think.
09) LEPATRIINU - BOOT - genuinely dumbfounded this qualified in the first place. vocals are incredibly irritating and the drop is kind of horrible. it just doesn't stand out in a group of stronger songs. but it did qualify against the likes of 'catallena' and 'why so lonely' so what do *i* know, right?
10) Rina Sawayama - TOOT - ahhhh, and we're back! now here's some RAW talent. one of the first songs that got me into rina in the first place and, for me, one of her best songs (tho probably not on my top 5 rina because she has that good of a discography and anyone who disagrees can literally DIE). it's just such a sweet as CHERRY cute lil' bop and i love the j-pop influences in this. an incredibly great song which rina is no stranger to. she just IS the dream popstar, isn't she? ...that said, i like 'alterlife' better and that could've given kelela a run for her money BUT that's just NITPICKING... i still love this song duh.
11) Ravyn Lenae - TOOT - such a sugary and chill slice of r&b. wasn't really CRAZY over it in a first listen, her vocals are a bit TWEE but i'm really liking the whole ambiance of the track. just got better as it went along, yeah i really like this. sounds even better on a second listen, not sure if it stands out against my absolute FAVORITES but this is absolutely deserving of points.
12) Hello Operator - BOOT - stan bibbles, still not keen on this song tho luv... although this is way more decent than i remember giving it credit for. that chorus is actually really good, did i sleep on this? meh, still don't like the verses. don't forget rupert is still THE bibbles bop, now THAT song fucking SLAPS.
13) Katie - TOOT - k-indie??? don't mind if i do. wasn't crazy about this but i'm here for how bombastic and kinda drama this is. kind of opulent really. yes i really like this actually LOL.
14) MARINA & THE DIAMONDS - TOOT - i really slept on the entire "froot" era entirely up until recently when marina without the diamonds dropped the WORST FUCKING ALBUM* (*- not really the worst fucking album of all time but like aggressively mediocre) OF ALL TIME "LOVE + FEAR" and i came back to revisit her discography to remember what good marina music sounded like... i remember thinking this was overhyped cause i heard multiple people claiming this was her best song but... as it stands, i kind of agree? glorious disco pop, so mesmerizing and iconic. 'twas all downhill from here but i choose to ignore it in the context of this contest.
15) A R I Z O N A - TOOT - definetly a light toot but i kinda liked this. not sure on the chorus, the vocals are a bit OFF, but it's well produced i guess. his voice detracts this song actually, i mean, i don't know. this is definetly between a NOOT and a TOOT, but the production's cewl so it stays. definetly don't think i'm pointing this at all but still... decent effort.
16) Kah-Lo - TOOT - i'm just going to assume this was obviously sent with ME in mind cause the better kah-lo song ('fake ID') was eligible yet this was sent so thank you to appealing to ME and sustaining my ego, whoever you are little pennytrationstan <3! yeah i love this catchy, albeit cheap, summer anthem. it's just a ball of fun and a very good song, i mean DUH, i sent it? not my favorite robbed entry but definetly up there. it's just that summer jam that really makes you wanna get up and bust a motherfucking move.
17) ROSALÍA - TOOT - aaaahhh!!! LA ROSALÍA!! never really got into her discography as much as i wish i did but i dooooo really like this bop. really like, not love, i've heard this song way too many times to really be in love with it. still, quality is quality. EDIT: i've gone back and listened to her debut and this clicked with me again. iconic.
18) Lucia Fernanda - TOOT - LMAO @ THE RUNNING ORDER. i hold both of these songs to the same high regard, i really enjoy both of them so. the chorus in this just RUNS, doesn't it? no one gave lucía the right, yet she did it anyway. yeah i really liked this, and regret underscoring it in whatever contest this was on... that said i'll probably underscore this too because this contest is THAT good, lucía really can't ever win huh :(
19) Of Monsters and Men - BOOT - andddd i still don't like this! i don't know, just feels monotonous and dull. chappell roan beating this was gay rights.
20) Little Nikki - TOOT - patrick hit it right on the head when he said "old-school eva simons track" and that's EXACTLY what it's giving me. i think that's why i'm so amused by it too, it's very charming in that early 10s trash pop scene. ridiculous chorus and ridiculous lyrics but i would be lying if i said i wasn't stanning a bitsy.
21) Natalia Kills - TOOT - i... cannot imagine not stanning miss teddy natalia noemi cappuccini sinclair AKA natalia kills AKA verbalicious AKA cruel youth, even ironically. WHEN will your fave get cast on an already IRRELEVANT x factor new zealand gig literally watched by two people yet get bashed worldwide for her stank attitude for bullying a straight man over wearing a suit -- clearly wise words of a visionary ahead of her time -- driving people to hate her til this day? the stunt queen to end all stunt queens. ava max's biggest claim to ironic fame was her roblox avatar falling in the middle of a volcano pit and her brother having a taco-selling business, that's why she will NEVER be glamour. this song is a MESS but it absolutely pops the fuck off. the mind of a visionary, i am scared of her power. nothing but respect for the mind behind "kiss it better"!!!
22) Booty Luv - TOOT - LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO NOT BOOTY LUV... this and "say it right" were kind of those early 10s bops but this really hasn't aged well at all LMAO. i'm still kind of dewigged by it tho, that post chorus just brought back MEMORIES. THE BREAKDOWN ENDING LOL WIG. i have no idea how this or little nikki will fare in my top 10 on a second listen but i did really enjoy the throwback nostalgia i got from this.
23) U.S. Girls - SHOOT - this is the best song of all time.
all in all, sorry to the songs i gave good comments too yet i'm probably blanking because this week was great <3