01) MOTi, Laura White - Oh this gon' do real well aint it? This has winner potential probably. Bop!
02) St. Vincent - Jesus christ this was really bad. This was just minutes of nothing.
03) Agnes - Oh god this sounds so dated. Wow it is! I dont really care though its a bop.
04) Maggie Lindemann - I definitely have heard this and considered sending it once upon a time. I ultimately deemed it not good enough. I stand by that call.
05) Jackie Castro - UGH there's just so much filler. The chorus was better than the rest but...idk if it saves it.
06) Teodora - I felt like this had the potential to go hard like Antilopa did but this was a bit of a flop.
07) The Band CAMINO - This is definitely the type of whiteness I actually feel good about. It's not my favorite this week but its good enough for points.
08) The Saturdays - Wtf is this contest with extremely dated songs? Why is this song weirdly pitched somehow? Why was this allowed? Fuck off.
09) Fleur East - TWO GIRLS IN A BATHTUB IN SEMI ONE :)
#BLESSED. This song doesn't even rank in the top 5 on her album.
10) Juliet Simms - OH Patrick put the girls in bathtubs back to back. ICONIC. She was on the voice early on. This feels like it should have been sent last week but its a woman so.
11) FINNEAS - I feel like I've heard this song before? It's kind of meh. Clearly I'm not too high on him or his sister.
12) Izzy Bizu - Insert Ian rant if this doesn't do well about TSC hating black women. Decent song.
13) Samanta Tina - What kind of messy ass entry is this? Its a lot of noise and not even particularly good. Ugh this week is rough.
14) Polly A - This girl's got a good voice...gonna need to look up other music from her if I remember to. We'll see!
15) Dean Lewis - Who in their right mind would listen to this? I like white people music but this isnt even good on that spectrum.
16) Annika Rose - This girl thinks shes way more pretty than she actually is. This gon' do well and I'm gon' get big mad.
17) VINAI - This sort of song from Spinnin' is like guaranteed points from me always so, yeah!
18) Austin French - I was told this would be a lot more Jesusy that it was. This wasnt Christian pop soft rock like I wanted!!!
19) Drew Sycamore - I think I've liked one song from Semi 2 thus far. Yeesh. This aint good.
20) VADA - This entire semi needed to be taken out back and shot in the head. My god what a steaming hot pile of garbage.
21) Marisa Maino - Really a handful of solid entries in this contest and the rest have been hot garbage. This was good.
22) Palaye Royale - If Polly A didn't win this semi, something went horribly wrong and people seriously deserve the worst in life. This is possibly the worst entry I've heard in a long while.
23) Loula - Ugh, I mean, I guess this was better compared to the other songs I hadn't heard yet. It's decent. Maybe its good enough for points, but wow that semi was bad.
24) Weird Genius - I have absolutely no idea what I just watched in this video but this song kind of went the fuck off. In a good way? Unsure. I'll give it a toot.