1) Sean Paul & David Guetta – this is about as far away from my music taste as you can get!!
02) Raini Rodriguez – very sweet, a bit syrupy, quite a happy little song!!
03) Not.Your.Regular.Boy – poor goalie got hurt!! I quite like this, has a nice tone to it, its really growing on me!!
04) Blasterjaxx & Bassjackers – thought the Iranians had scored then!! This is just a series of annoying noises!! And now spain have scored!!
05) Sam and the Womp – there are bits that are okay, but her voice is a bit too Bjork for me!!
06) Maraaya – the lyrics are off putting, constantly saying the same word in different ways is annoying!! And iran have scored!!!!!!
07) Lyn Inaizumi – and its been disallowed!! Poor iran! Were the vocals put on after the music was recorded? This sounds odd, and not in a good way!!
08) FITZ – whats the popping bubbling sounds? It weird! hope this goes somewhere, cos it’s a bit lacklustre at the moment! Its dreary!i feel they have better songs out there! A rugby scrum in the goal mouth!!
09) George Maple – background chipmunks!! Theres was nothing about this I could find to like!!
10) Russ Landau – what even was that!! Free kick!!
11) Jaded – you couldn’t teach me anything love!! A yellow card, its all going a bit pete tong for iran!! She wrote a 20 second song and repeated it 10 times!!
12) Fiona Apple – not feeling it, a bit twee, and very dreary, drippy! Nice header!! That singing or talking is awful!!
13) Yu Yi – enough now with the arty songs!! Oh, enough now the bland songs!!! I like the noises to go together, not fight each other!! I think my yawbing is more tuneful than this!!
14) Leon Lour – I hope I can find enough songs to give points to!! Its not my thing (thought that was going to be goal!!) but at least is more of tune than the last two, spoilt by that club house bit!!
15) Felicity – poor iran, so close!!! Is this sort of country? Its okay, probably sounds better after what ive heard so far!!
16) Sam Fender – not bad, heard worse, mostly tonight, like his voice!!
17) Dotter – the winner!! Shes been in before, never won, could this be the time!! Its not my kind of thing, its okay!
18) Noah Kahan – a bit twee, but points for not being a female singer, its inoffensive!! Thought he was saying condom!! Reminds me of passenger!
19) Cash Cash – not my thing, but somethings got to get points, a bit coffee lounge in places.
20) Gin Wigmore – perhaps this is the winner, she consistently gets top ten! Am I going to help this win! Her voice is okay, its okay!!
21) LANY – it’s a bit samey! Its okay, his voice is not bad.
22) Joakim Molitor – its very off beat! Her voice is annoying!!
23) Marie-Mai – its like a lot of other songs, its not memorable enough!!
24) MUNA – made the 10 contest limit!! She sounds bored!! The tune is okay.
25) Bianca Atzei – it was going okay till she discovered that button on the keyboard and couldnt help but press it and left the sounds in!! she doesn’t have enough power in her voice to match the tune!
26) Bebe Rexha – she going for her 4th 5th!! Her voice is grating!!!!!
27) HAIM – we need a 5 appearances limit, then this will be the last time I have to listen to them!!
28) Terror Jr – had high hopes when I saw the name, then this repetitive monotone awful song with dreadful lyrics started playing!!!