Noah, Feb. 25
So I know what you may be thinking. You’re probably thinking Noah Kondon the crazy motherfucking bastard goes ape shit and ruins his game.
That however. is not the case. If I’m wrong this will simply be another failed game move of mine, but if I’m right this will be a Kondon master class and strategy and positioning.
Today I played the strategy RAGE AGAINST THE TEAM. Now I know you may be thinking that that’s completely idiotic and well downright stupid.
Well, here’s what’s up, before today, Sumzano! Was generally well covered. We had safety from pretty much ALL THE TEAMS. By winning today, we exposed ourselves and weakened our Line. By doing so, no matter what, the team would more vulnerable with a team coming after us that wasn’t before.
Hence, I had to make a move to protect myself, and that move is isolate myself from the team. By attacking Nelson and Tyler, not only is it believable, but keeps me safe too. I can piss on Tylor’s grave and he’ll still keep me safe. In fact, I literally walked out of a conversation today with Tylor and told him he’s going to keep me safe and that I don’t like him, so I’m going to keep doing as I please. And he’s way too much of a pussy to retaliate. Not only that, but everyone on my team and their mother loves jerking off Nelson, and they all feel such a special bond with him OR the rest of that team that they’ll keep us safe too.
This means that these 2 teams are easy scapegoats for me to target, say I targeted, and claim innocence over The Ba-Ba Badasses being voted in today.
Me:
So, if the Ba-Ba Badasses win a daily, and send us in, who has the leverage? , THAT’S RIGHT ;). I can cash in on it to narrowly better my position, by improving on my matchup.
Look Zach/Sandy, they’re going to send you in if it comes to a tie, but we don’t have to do that, I’ll step up with one of you, as long as I’m not partnered with Summer.
Bingo, small leverage can give myself a better/worst partner for Elim or keep me out alltogether, and having leverage on my team is good, even if I don’t want to use it. Sandy/Zach will do my damage control with the people I hate, meanwhile I can piss on Nolan/Tylor all I want and it has actual strategic benefit.
So TDLR, I’ve hopefully put myself in a position where from each team either my team has coverage, or I do, and the biggest threat to me remains a last-place team finish.
I’m extremely good at using unconventional strategies, and OTT plans that break conventional wisdom but are genius in their own twisted way, I’m simply hoping this is one of those times where a strategy like this pays off. You have to know the rules to break them, and I’m doing everything to the rules of social/strategic play except following them.