I wrote a pointless part 3 into the challenge

I'm not skipping it

okay i'm BACK

ok good luck everybody!

Ok, it is time for

---ACT 1---

A HUSH FALLS OVER THE CROWD

Act 1: A Princess is Born

In any fairytale, or any old straight one at least, there needs to be a Princess up in a tower who needs rescuing.  So, on “GO” you will compete for the honor of being the majestic, beautiful, and HAWT princess.  Whoever is the first person to post all 8 of these things in order (not in a row I’m not a fucking asshole):

*grabs glass boot*
*tries to put on glass boot*
*realizes foot is too fucking big*
*races to grab foot ointment*
*finds and applies King Kongdon’s Magical Foot Ointment™*
*grabs boot again*
*shoves boot on*
*BOOT FITS ON*

The first person to say *BOOT FITS ON* (must be caps so I can see you are first easily) with all other posts being correct, will be crowned our fairy princess.  And will be kidnapped by Lake the Bridge Troll.

Is everyone ready?

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ready

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One sec

This comp is stupid

it's been one sec

hehe i kid

booooo

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