Tonight, you will be playing a fairytale inspired challenge đŚ
But not just any fairytale. A BIG BOY KING KONGDON FAIRYTALE. THERE AINâT GONNA BE NO FUCKING LOVE SONGS OR đ RAINBOWS đ. THIS IS A 5 ACT FAIRYTALE. BEST BUCKLE UP FUCKERS.
Act 1: A Princess is Born
In any fairytale, or any old straight one at least, there needs to be a Princess up in a tower who needs rescuing. So, on âGOâ you will compete for the honor of being the majestic, beautiful, and HAWT princess. Whoever is the first person to post all 8 of these things in order (not in a row Iâm not a fucking asshole):
*grabs glass boot*
*tries to put on glass boot*
*realizes foot is too fucking big*
*races to grab foot ointment*
*finds and applies King Kongdonâs Magical Foot Ointmentâ˘*
*grabs boot again*
*shoves boot on*
*BOOT FITS ON*
The first person to say *BOOT FITS ON* (must be caps so I can see you are first easily) with all other posts being correct, will be crowned our fairy princess. And will be kidnapped by Lake the Bridge Troll.
Act 2: Suitors Emerge
If not the fairy princess, your goal is to RESCUE the fairy princess. To do this, you have to get past Lake the Bridge Troll. Say hello Lake.
*Lake dressed up in Troll Costume* (in monotone voice): Hi Iâm Lake the bridge troll.
Only 3 suitors will be able to sneak past the bridge troll, before the Lumpy Loser Lake gets fed up with his job and decides to cut the rope bridge. There will be 3 times during part 3 where I will count down and say *WHACKS LAKE THE BRIDGE TROLL ON THE HEAD*
If not the princess, or not already past the bridge troll, be the first to say *Sneaks past Lake the Bridge Troll*. If first, you will move on. If not, Lake will catch you trying to sneak by, and throw you back to the start of the bridge. Once 3 have you have snuck by after all 3 whacks. Lake will cut the bridge eliminating whoeverâs not already across, and not the princess, from the Challenge and sending them into the draw.
Act 3: The Princess Performs
In this act, the 3 suitors will stop, and look up and find the beautiful princess in a tower, singing a song.
(Basically, the princess will have to post what I tell them to post, which is a song split into 9 posts, singing about their perfect prince)
Once the princess performs the song, and I have sufficiently advertised the song to our viewers at home, we will then move on.
Act 4: Fighting Lake the Bridge Troll
While the suitors watched the princess perform, Lake the Bridge Troll has caught up!
The three suitors in this part must FIGHT to defeat the Bridge Troll and win the Princessâs heart. In this part, after I countdown say âGOâ each time, post *FIGHTS Lake the BRIDGE TROLL*. Whichever one of the Suitors is slowest each round, gets a whack from Lake. Two whacks and youâre knocked out. Meaning, you're out of the competition and going into the draw. The last suitor standing without two whacks will defeat Lake the Bridge Troll, and win the Princessâs heart, and they and the Princess will be safe from the draw.
Act 5: HAPPILY EVER AFTER, PSYCH
After the happy couple is determined, you realize sadly, only one person can win. So, the only way to win is to off your spouse. I will start out each round with *COUPLE STARTS MAKING OUT*. I will then countdown and post *DROPS SWORD* multiple times. To give your partner a stab wound, be the first to post *Grabs Sword and Stabs Spouse*. Once you get 3 stab wounds, you canât go on, and the other person wins. However, you will not be in the draw if not voted in by them. Only ONE STAB PER ROUND.
Questions?
