Today’s Challenge is called “Shit Performance” and here is how it works.
You will be divided into 2 equal teams of 9, the blue team and the red team.
Each team will select ONE “Performer”, who, when it is their turn, on “GO”, they will have to post the following 20 posts, in order, as fast as they can. And yes, it’s a verse of Man’s Not Hot put through a shakespeare translator:
“Two plus two is four minus one yond's three, quick maths”
“ev'ryday sir's on the block, smoketh trees (ah)”
“seeth thy wench in the parketh, yond wench is a uck'rs”
“at which hour the ting wenteth quack-quack-quack”
“thee sir w're ducking (you sir ducked)”
“holdeth tight, asznee (my brudda)”
“that gent's did get the pumpy (big ting)”
“holdeth tight, mine own sir (my guy)”
“that gent's did get the frisbee (shew)”
“I trapeth, trapeth, trapeth on the phoneth”
“movin' yond c'rnflakes (uh)”
“rice krispies”
“holdeth tight, mine own wench whitney (my g)”
“on, on, on, on, on the road doin' ten toes”
“liketh mine own toes (like mine own toes)”
“thee sir bethought i did freeze”
“i seeth a peng wench, then i pose (chilin’)”
“if 't be true the lady ain't on t, i apparition”
“hah, behold at thy nose (check thy nose, fam)”
“thee donut, nose longeth liketh garden hose”
The two performers will go one at a time in this forum, the blue team’s performer will go first.
HOWEVER, that is not all, because during the performance, members of the opposing team can sabotage the performer by making the following three posts in order:
“BOO”
“YOU SUCK”
“THROWS TOMATO”
Every time you can post those 3 posts separately in order, you will add 20 seconds to the person performing’s time.
HOWEVER, while your team is performing, you can try to DEFEND them from tomatoes by saying “FUCK OFF (Insert Name Here)”. If your team gets THREE fuck off posts in between a person’s “BOO” and “THROWS TOMATO”, that person will be stopped, and can not throw any more tomatoes until the performer is done.
The performer with the faster time with the 20 second time penalties added will win for their team, losers are at risk of being voted in, and everyone not voted in will face the first draw.
DO NOT DELETE POSTS FOR ANY REASON, if you miss a post, go from where you left off. That goes for performers and tomato throwers.
Questions?
