Here we go again! Another Season, Another set of Survivors. After an awful result in my last season's prediction (I had Sophie pegged pre merge) I'm back with my thoughts on the new castaways and how I see them ending up in the game. THIS IS NOT A SPOILER BLOG!!!!
Agreed 100% on Monica. She'll be to this season what Christine and Kristina were the last time or what Patricia was to Marquesas. Aggressive, older women do not win.
Agreed, Greg has no shot of succeeding at all but he'll be a crazy guy bringing the lulz while he's around.
I think that your fears about Alicia are more likely to come true with Christina. I think Alicia has a good shot of slipping by and being friends with people and I don't think she'll be the big talker.
Sabrina isn't winning, herp da derp, she's cast as the pre-merge black female ghetto boot fodder.
There is nothing interesting about Kat.
I don't think that Leif is set as soon as he makes the merge, honestly. I think he is a little bit too distant/awkward to get into a good group especially becasue everyone will think sympathy votes. Leif will have a tough time making the merge and a bit of an easier ride after that but I still do not see him making finals. He wins if he makes finals tho but that's why it won't happen
Bill is my pick to win. I don't know what it is about him and I think I am literally the only person who thinks that, but I just think Bill's got a great shot of working his way into a majority and being a nice, cool dude who just slips by, makes moves when he has to and wins. He is my dark horse pick to win.
Yeah, Michael could go either way honestly. He could be the nice dude who gets booted on the jury without much going on, or he could be the token schemer who tries too hard (Albert, Jim, David etc). No idea which way he'll go though.
With Kourtney it depends on whether she's as awkward as I fear she might be. I think that she could manage to get in good with people and go far based off of that, but her totally strong moral compass makes it damn near impossible for her to win. I adore her though.
I doubt Chelsea will win. All of the girls say they aren't the "typical Barbie" but then they are; see Ashley, Andrea, and Natalie from S22... I like Chelsea and I think she's more interesting than she might appear, but she also could go the Kelly Czarnecki route of an irrelevant borewhore.
Colton is Brandon Quinton. He will be on the jury and consider himself to be a better player than he is.
I disagree with you on Jonas; he's one of my top three picks to win. I think that if there are enough aggressive people this season, then Jonas can and will very easily get into a good spot to let them self-destruct around him, observe what's happening and sneak by because he is likable and isn't the biggest target. Serious Earl Cole vibes from this guy.
Nina is the lesser Holly is the lesser Julie is the lesser Dawn... Next.
Jay will be Brett. Nice guy who does well but is bland and does not make finals. Ho hum.
I don't get what the hell kind of vibe you got off Christina; re-watch that shit. She's talking about how she's FUN and FUNNY and GOOFY and SILLY and is easy pre-merge boot fodder.
I think you're overestimating Troy's sanity haha. There's about a 1 in 5 shot at him being the lesser Ozzy/Terry/etc and about a 4 in 5 shot at him being the lesser Coach
No WAY to Matt, you kidding me? He'll try too hard to play an aggressive, "strategic" game and be voted out for it because he's a fucking arrogant cock. He's a dick and he isn't winning or even making it far. He's like an unlikable Marty/David/etc. He isn't making it that far.
Agreed hardcore about Kim