Bree Runway - a classic! One of my faves! I do think there was better songs though… but yeah! Real cute!
Shygirl - idc idc this was a gamebotty choice I am SO bored… I mean, bawp!!! But I wish you would’ve sent something more unexpected like cleo or siren or bb or tasy or bde… or literally any other song!!!! You played it quite safe this round.
Penny:
bree runway - one of her best, not the best, but one of her best
shygirl - like my favorite song from 2021 (he meant 2020 haha idiot). a gamebot choice but i respect(???????) it
Rina Sawayama - This is rina’s like 4th time being submitted this season… I’m a little tired… but bop!!!! I do think ordinary superstar is the better song from this ep but I like this a lot!!!
Red Velvet - So I never really gotten onto red velvet, I’ve only heard a handful of songs so this was new to me! But I actually like it! I think it’s a lidl gorg serve… like yass bop… yeah!
Penny:
rina sawayama - refer to my comment for bree runway
red velvet - wendy horrible human being + cow, she shot my dog. this song is incredible
Florence And The Machine - I’ve never gotten into miss florence but this was surprisingly really good? It’s really ethereal and fantastical… like yassss fairycore!!! I thoroughly enjoyed this!
Erika de Casier - Erika De Cashier <3 I really need to start listening to more of her because she really never misses…. Like my life was changed when I first discovered “what u wanna do?” like that’s a hit… and so has been everything else I’ve heard! And this is no different! Bop!
Penny:
florence+the machine - hot take? fat cunt. idk i never cared for her and this is very 2012 hunger games fan trailer fancast
erika de casier - i just know her pussy smells good. delicious beats with this one
Little Mix - Yeah… I fully expected to dislike this because I just don’t care for their new stuff… Their old stuff is so, so much better. However, this was actually good? I was shocked! Sure, it’s the generic 80s synthpop that’s done so many times this past year… and it’s not really inventive but it’s fun! Yeah!
Aespa - aespa is group full of really pretty talentless hags who need to give it up + a racist and a camila cabello stan… I do nawt like them. However, this bops a bit I can’t lie…. And I’m so grateful you didn’t send savage because I would’ve eliminated you on the spot <3 aespa being the last artist left too is so true…
Penny:
little mix - i don't check for these girls but this is really cute and nice and aweee<3<3<3333<<
aespa - incredible incredible incredible song. shifted the industry standards. aespa make incredible music. (let me take this time to mention that that [f slur] turkey hates women and pretends like he's too good for aespa when he listens to fat bitches squeal in autotune about myscene dolls and he should check himself into a cow institution. THIS IS YOUR QUEEN???????)
Mine - Oh this has been in my tsc list for a while LMAO I just never bothered to send it because she never made a mv dbhfhjf but yeah! I like it a lot! What do you mean, Jean?? Yeah… this is my kinda rock song… quite gorg!
Penny - i can't lie at first i had like a repulsive reaction at this like i thought this was dogshit for a split second but i actually get this now. it's very black velvet. very alannah myles. black velver when i needed more smiiiiiiile. i like this bitch actually. she is no jessica simpson - these boots ar emade for walkin but she is giving the booze pussy. oozing so much cunt. ah. me like!
Me - Slayyyyy SLAY! This is probably my favorite Isabella Lovestory song? She’s just really gorg and makes really gorg music…. Mom! Yeah, I don’t have a lot to say but YASSSSSSSSSS!
Penny - oh this is like her best song LOL. actually it might not be but it is her most sonically distinct she kinda does the same thing everytime but this is very different for her. a dare i say ΛΛ Λ Y Λ serve? ur tweetin me like tweety bird on ur iphone o_O. probably one of my favorite songs released this year actually its just so slut!
Me - I’m like pretty sure you sent this in your original season and I think it won then? But it aged incredibly well! I really like it! The chorus is so good… yeah! I don’t have a lot to say… but good job!
Penny - this is really good! nao's one of those artists i SHOULD know more of because i've really liked everything i've heard from her. i was bald to find out this is from 2016 bc it really holds up so well LOL. i thoroughly enjoyed this 😄
Me - I’ve really been meaning to listen to 333 and this might be the push I need! This was quite good… I really enjoyed it. I don’t like have much else to say but overall, you slayed!
Penny - i mean. u can say a lot about tinashe. tinashe's my girl. does she have any grammys? no. does she have any hit records? not really. u know. does she have a stable relationship? no. did her boyfriend leave her for a kardashian after he said he didn't want that kardashian shit? yes. is she ever gonna top the highest paid musicians? no. does she get dragged everyday in her comments? probably. BUT. tinashe makes bops. and all the girls want to be her. THERE AREEEEE other tinashe songs that would've gotten a higher ranking FROM ME but this is a highlight of her latest album and a very very very good song. excellent even. we moved.
Me - Not my favorite from “how i’m feeling now”, I think there’s a lot more better options to choose from that album! And I just think she has better overall… But I do like this! It’s cute! Yeah!
Tom - i should really revisit how i'm feeling now because i don't remember this being this much of a slay? like i'm bald LOL. anyways yes this is great and a lot of what makes charli great is in this song. an evergreen banger
Me - I’ve only listened to “Troubled Paradise” like once but this wasn’t my fave from it? I mean, I like it! But I think the title track or Clouds would’ve been a better choice. Or Maybe Butterfly or even Throatzilla… or like literally anything off her superior piece of work, her mixtape. but yeah! This was fine! Overall, you were just fine this week.
Tom - i go back and forth between defending this loser and hating her . we ar estuck in a very dysfunctional relationship but at the end i'll always be there for her. HONESTLY? this is probably one of the best songs off her second album but idkidk. there's just a LOT of other choices from her that i would've ranked above this. she has better but i DO still like this. very explosive very 00s pop rock very cute.
Me - I’ve never really gotten into the Sugababes but this was fun! I like it! I do think “Push The Button” is better but this was good! Yeah!
Tom - i've seen way too many sissy queens argue that this is motr and not near sugababes' best and they are DEAF. this is their best song. ok best single cause like ace reject - full version exists. the absolute COLLAPSE of the depeche mode x the adina howard melody they're masterminds and u can tell they know how to slay and to work it. absolutely incredible
Me - I mean….. This is easily one of the best songs ever made so…. I’m will always be grateful for Tom shoving this song down my throat <3 It’s a masterpiece !
Penny - i kinda hate you for this and i do wish u had picked an album cut for the sake of not being that obvious and i would've high ranked literally any song off this albu.m...... but this is one of the greatest songs of all time yeahyeah an absolutely gorgeous DELICIOUS piece of music. given the chance i would teleport myself to this music video and get my skull ran over by brandys 2007 land rover on the 405 freeway. an absolute knockout and probably the best song ever made. top 3 at the very least
Me - Yeah…. “Dress” by Charlotte Sands is the better Harry Styles fanfic but this was fine! I like the production a lot… lyrically? It’s a little cringe but okay! But also, “Nineteen” is so much better than this so you should’ve just sent that instead.
Penny - oh i jumped. white women singing about harry styles has got to be one of my least favorite genres in pop music i was READYYYYY to shit all over this girl cause i just know she's a stinker. a real annoying girl i fear. very her life fucking sucks; she's an artist from the middle of nowhere and she has never gotten lucky because she refuses to sell her soul. and harry styles should kill himself like really really. BUUUUUUUUT. i don't hate this! in fact, maybe i moved a muscle or too. it's like really generic BUT the hook is kind of good..... HMMM... maybe i did playlist.... but i'm removing all my scrobbles shortly after.
Me - I’m not too familiar with Mariah’s discography but I do really like this song! And it’s embarrassing that this is my first time hearing it cvfgvfghfvf but it’s so good! And I do think, Mariah was arguably the hardest artist on that list… and I think you did a good job with her so yeah!
Penny - this is good! but a mariah carey all timer? no. but it is good! mariah has a VERY extensive discography specially considering some of the other artists that were available so it was kinda risky for u to send this... did it pay off? no. but i do actually like this like aweee. very uplifting like i :)))) at this. and it did give me slight hints of janet. so funky so groovy so fresh. so yeah! good! there were better mariah songs u could've gone for but u knew that already. i respect u for going for something not predictable tho!
Me - Yeah… I really wanted to like this! And I think will eventually! But at the moment, it’s just not hitting. It just makes no noise to me… sorry! I don’t hate it but I just won’t relisten to it after this… sorry!
Penny - oh this...well..hm...yeah! i'm not sure if abi ocia is MY queen too if i'm being honest. i like 'offering' and this is actually pretty cute! like i'm not mad at it. but it's also not giving me what i want it to give. it's a little middling to me. i'm sure she has better but i didn't rly feel this one ://///
Me - Oh… this was so good! I was moving sm! A bop! Yeah! A huge step up from your first song! I don’t have much else to say… yeah!
Penny - ok LOL so i've only been scrobbling for a year which is why my list of artists is like... kinda really random and i've only heard a select group of songs from these girls. THAT said i definetly should hear more because WOW this goes. the production on this is like REALLY really good. i feel like if i was more familliar with this like i am with some of their other songs i would've ranked this higher BUT i did playlist. bop!
Me - Yeah… like the first is really good! And I was moving a bitsy and then the chorus played. And the song just flatlined for me. And it never really picked up for me… also this came out this year? It feels a bit dated… but yeah.
Penny - hmmmm idk. sister ray was like the moment for me... but this is just literally fitting room music like :/// idk i'm trying so hard to get behind this. IT'S NOT bad, in fact i was sure i'd be slayed in the first 30 seconds but then the chorus came and well... yeah. it did come. i wish it hadn't, u know? wish she had found something else stashed away in her closet. cause this is just not the serve. there are elements i really like her, but as a whole i just find this boring? but it's NOT bad. just disappointing 😦
Me - I wish you would’ve sent some of her newer stuff but this was fine! I like it! It does pale a little in comparison to the other songs in this category…. But I mean, everyone kinda ate so yeah! But it’s not bad at all! And like I said, I like it!
Penny - sndhjbdshjs so like... my last.fm is RECENT... right. i really went crazy over her EP she released this year and that's literally where all my streams for her come from. so i was excited to check out her earlier stuff and well... it's not BAD at all, but it just doesn't compare to the other stuff that was sent in this category at all. it's fine, i did flinch a couple of muscles, but not a wowza stunstun piece of music like she served this year.
Okay. Finally onto the placements !
#tbrown47, you finally made it back to the top and I’m happy! But is the chase for your first win, finally over?
#Lukesaur, the boy is Brandy’s but is the win yours? Did you push all the right buttons this week?
#ARTPOP2, you used your kitten heels and clicked all the way to the top, but is this your Isabella Winstory?
UK Girls:
1. #tbrown_47 / “Happy” by Nao
2. #ARTPOP2 / “Jean” by Cassyette
3. #Insanity / “Alterlife” by Rina Sawayama
4. #nateclove / “All Night” by By Bree Runway
5. #Hunty / “Strangeness And Charm” by Florence + The Machine
6. #Lukesaur / “Freak Like Me” by Sugababes
7. #FromAWindow / “anthems” by Charli XCX 434
8. #JonMcGillis / “Break Up Song” by Little Mix
9. #QueenMichelle / “Where Are You?” by Abi Ocia
10. #Jaxon / “Sky Love” by Foxes
11. #Maxi1234 / “You’re Not Harry Styles” by Dylan
Penny’s Top 11:
1. #Lukesaur / “Full Moon” by Brandy
2. #ARTPOP2 / “Vuelta” by Isabella Lovestory
3. #Hunty / “Busy” by Erika de Casier
4. #Maxi1234 / “Make It Happen” by Mariah Carey
5. #tbrown_47 / “The Chase” by Tinashe
6. #QueenMichelle / “Jumping” by KARA
7. #Insanity / “Body Talk” by Red Velvet
8. #nateclove / “FREAK” by Shygirl
9. #JonMcGillis / “YEPPI YEPPI” by aespa
10. #FromAWindow / “Over This!” by Slayyyter
11. #Jaxon / “818” by Lexie Liu
Penny’s Full Ranking:
Uk Girlies:
1. sugababes - freak like me
2. nao - happy
3. rina sawayama - alterlife
4. cassyette - jean
5. charli xcx - anthems
6. bree runway - all night
7. little mix - break up song
8. dylan - you're not harry styles
9. abi ocia - where are you?
10. florence + the machine - strangeness and charm
11. foxes - sky love
Penny’s Top 11:
1. brandy - full moon
2. isabella lovestory - vuelta
3. shygirl - freak
4. erika de casier - busy
5. aespa - yeppi yeppi
6. red velvet - body talk
7. tinashe - the chase
8. kara - jumping
9. mariah carey - make it happen
10. slayyyter - over this!
11. lexie liu - 818
Turkey’s Song Contest: Fans Vs. Faves ~ Round 7 Results ~ Waiting For The (Penny) Train (Station)