goddamn there's a lot of you ... i'm going to refrain from in depth critiques for now and you've been waiting long enough
WINNER
#Lukesaur: Gal Costa - Baby
HIGH
#Joee323: Voxtrot - The Start of Something
#KingGeek: Shay Lia - Good Together
#mathboy9: Hatchie - Obsessed
SAFE:
the rest
LOW:
#Icing: I used Cece Peniston - Finally because this bitch can't follow instructions
#ARTPOP2: Tiny Little Bows - Carly Rae Jepsen
#konohavillage1: Who Is He Kissing - Jem and the Holograms
#minie btw you narrowly escaped CRINGE ELIM for maroon 5 but the song you ultimately landed on was good
OUT
#Voila: Weezer - Living In L.A.
CAST:
konohavillage1
doodyful
ILoveSleep
mathboy9
Icing
Lukesaur
KingGeek
Slice
Minie
Hunty
Geryon
Joee323
ARTPOP2
MichelleObama
15th. Voila
next theme coming idk maybe like 6 months from now
π―π΅ WELCOME BACK EVERYONE to the official first season of Hun Tea's Music Competition. Fourteen competitors will be tested on their skills and habilities to prove themselves to have a superior music taste. At the end of this, someone will be crowned a winner.
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boyfriend
ILoveSleep
ItsAlexia
mathboy9
5TH β #Lukesaur
6TH β #SomebodyAwesome
7TH β #gabrieltrezza
8TH β #_Matt
9TH β #FromAWindow
10TH β #sosyomomma
11TH β #Galaxies
12TH β #GeorgeFlair
13TH β #Rodulph
14TH β #quackattack817
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Hello final FOUR... For this week since there's only four bitches and it's getting more and more difficult to judge yall asses... I shall ask for TWO THEMES. Yes, you will all send two separate songs for me to judge.
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now who doesn't like being a fem top???
[gay silence]
i guess no one... but still we exist and resist. I want you to give me the malicious gay fa-[truck passes by loudly]-try, the gayest song you'd ever encounter while breathing. May or may not be a LGBT anthem? Perhaps a hidden gem from our community? Think wisely, cuz not only the song has to match the theme, but it also has to be GOOD.
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As my buddy #salbaan would say... xenophobia β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Title is like... self explanatory.
I consider this extremely hard cuz there's not many white girls doing it in A GOOD WAY out there. So for that it's prolly the best way to judge yall asses and guarantee a fabulous F3? LMAOO idc idc
Cash me outside how bow dah?
But I have to remind you - my taste is the one that's final.
Good luck dollies.
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All songs submitted will be ranked. The worst three and best three will receive critiques. Ultimately, the lowest two scorers will face off in a lip sync match to determine which one of the contestants gets the chop. The lip sync will have a theme, such as the general assignment of the week, and the best will survive.
GOOD LUCK!
Hey, hi, hello, my musiquΓ© queens. Are you ready for your critiques? In today's episode, I'm going to reveal the songs each one of you chose to face your opponent in order to make your way up to the finale. I'm already thanking you all for being so patient about my delays and for sticking with me/and with this comp through all this time... you all made an amazing first season. Now, let's get it started.
FIRST FACE OFF: LUKESAUR x SPINFUR ββ VAMOS A LA PLAYA!
Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and earn your spot in the grand-finale of Gerusaβs Music Contest S1β¦ Good luck and donβt f*ck it up!
Lukesaur
spinfur
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Lukesaur ββ All Saints ββPure Shoresββ ββ I see that you brought a different aspect about the subject but still fits the theme perfectly. I have never heard this song or All Saints before and it really got me wanting to have a good time with my lover at the beach, sippinβ martinis and relaxing (which for me, itβs one of the main essences of going to the beach). Itβs like an edgy-cute teenage dream: one of those classic beach movies but with a different kick. I loved it! You certainly read the suggestions I gave to the task and served me dreamy and chilling vibes in a 2000βs twist.
spinfur ββ SEREBRO ββMi Mi Miββ ββ Hello spinfur! So, you went for an upbeat/bad ass beach vibe that definitely fits the theme. I could picture myself at the Spring Breakers listening to your song, messing with my girlfriends and watching hot boys swimming. Although I donβt blame you for choosing this path, I do have to say that I think that your choice is a little bit predictable for this roundβs assignment. Iβve already seen amazing suggestions made by you, you showed me artists that I didnβt even knowβ¦ but unfortunately, Iβm afraid that this whole choice came as generic when it comes to the semifinals.
Well, you both did a great job by bringing different visions of going to the beach and Iβm super proud of you both. But, one of you surprised me the most and earned its way to the final 2β¦ So, Iβve made my decisionβ¦
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#Lukesaur: Youβre a winner baby! Shantay, you stay.
#spinfur: my dear, you are an ALL STAR and you brought a lot of Mi Mi Miβs to this competition... but not this time aroundβ¦ unfortunately, I have to say: Sashay, away.
SECOND FACE OFF: BOYFRIEND x MATHBOY9 ββ NOCTURNAL ANIMALS
Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and earn your spot in the grand-finale of Gerusaβs Music Contest S1β¦ Good luck and donβt f*ck it up!
boyfriend
mathboy9
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boyfriend ββ Portishead ββAll Mineββ ββ..
Hey, hi, hello, my musiquΓ© queens. Are you ready for your critiques? How you doin'? I take time but I always deliver your critiques... remember that! Also, I'm now on college vacations and I can finally have time to make a final effort to finalize our music contest. Let's get it started.
*6 queens remaining on the stage...* Tonight, no one is safe. You all represent the tops and the bottoms of the episode. Here are your critiques, in no particular order:
mathboy9 ββ Coco & Clair Clair ββPop Starββ & Bloc Party ββSignsββ ββ mathboy! Itβs very clear to me that this episode is a great recovery from last episodeβs bottom 2 and you are definitely back on your top-tier-track record! First of all, your GG Best Music Moment choice was very unique among the other contestants although I donβt find the scene itself that excitingβ¦ Like I said, the uniqueness in your point of view gives you points: the emotional end with Blair hugging a crying Chuck blends beautifully with the change of beat that occurs at the end of the song. Now, what really stood out on your runway was your choice for the It Girl Realness: I loved it! I had never heard of Coco & Clair Clair before and they are such cute-flaming-hot-cheetos divas serving me some bubblegum it-girl. It sounds amazing and the lyrics definitely fit the theme. Good job!
boyfriend ββ MISS WORLD ββDON'T U WANNA BE ME SOMETIME?ββ & Robyn ββDancing On My Ownββ ββ Maya! Letβs start with your GG Best Moment: I donβt even have to say how much I love this song and I do like this scene (bc of Chuck and Blair, Serena who?) BUT-and here I have to write a BIG BUTT- the edit of this scene when they kiss is super duper tacky!!! Itβs horrible and it makes no senseβ¦ In fact, it makes me wanna laugh so hard after their amazing dialogueβ¦ Can you relate to this feeling? Iβll admit that you posted your choice and after I watched it, it got stuck in my head and I cannot let go of my thoughts on that edit until nowadays. About your It Girl Realness choice, I love the Clueless concept behind it and the effort of Miss World trying to portray a real it-girl! The song also has lovely beats and vocals that remind me of a bubblegum-Clairo versionβ¦ my only problem is that the lyrics seem to be a big shade/irony about the it girl lifestyle, like a modern social criticism.
Lukesaur ββ Tinashe ββRascal (Superstar)ββ & The Pretty Reckless ββMake Me Wanna Dieββ ββ Heya Luke! I have to say that your GG Best Moment was really an amazing choice: the fact that the producers chose a Taylor Momsen song to play in such an iconic scene gave just the right kick for the showβ¦ and the blonde lady pretending to be Serena is the icing on the cake. When it comes to your It Girl Realness, I loved it-but, in my opinion, even though Rascal is a bop, lyrically, it lacks the socialite part. I..
Hey, hi, hello. Are my music lover girls ready for their first critiques? Let me talk a little bit about this season's format: each round there is going to be a top 3 and a bottom 3. The two worst performances represent the bottom 2 of the week and the weakest link is going to be eliminated, on the other hand, the best performance among the top 3 represents the winner of this week's challenge. K? Let's get it started:
Lukesaur ββ Ayumi Hamasaki ββTerminalββ ββ OMFG. I do know Ayumi Hamasaki, but the only content of hers that I had listened before was βLoveppearsβ, which I thought it was her electronic nirvana. Yeah, I was wrong... Iβm absolutely amazed by the beats&drops of this. I had to take a look at the DJβs who were involved in this song and hereβs what I found: Armin van Buuren. Not going to say anymore words... A great DJ + A great singer = Terminal. Amazing job and letβs party!
spinfur ββ GO_A ββSHUMββ ββ Wow. Iβm still shocked by what Iβve heardβ¦ I must confess that although Iβm a huge fan of discovering new artists, Iβm not a pro when the subject is Eurovision. I really liked it and I do see myself frantically dancing to it at a rave (not necessarily at a CLUB, but more like at a trance/psy/GOA festival). Anyway, great job and great song.
mathboy9 ββ Krewella ββAliveββ ββ Girl, you brought me SO MANY memories posting this song. I used to be addicted to it in 2012 and even cheered when I got the news that Krewella was coming to Brazil to perform at Lollapalooza. It is definitely an EDM era to remember and it clearly fulfills teenage Gerusaβs dream about being a party girl and searching for serotonin whenever possible. Nice!
Brandonator ββ Liquid360 & Chad Michaels ββTragic Girlββ ββ YASSSSSS. You are giving me some gay club realness. This song makes me wanna see Molly with all of my Tengaged Drag Race sisters and then go to the club while I watch some random drag queen whipping her wig across the stage. Would Fancy Feast do something like this? I bet so.
Booyahhayoob ββ Gunther ββDing Dong Songββ ββ Hello Booyah. I need to say that even though this song has a HUGE meme potential, it makes more sense in my middle school disco/eurotrance/eurodance fantasy that Iβd like it to make. Definitely a fun song to dance while youβre high. I wish I was a silver daddy to tell my kids that the party I met my husband used to play stuff like that.
tswiftlover13 ββ Valentino Khan ββDeep Down Lowββ ββ It was the first time I heard this song and as an electronic music lover I must confess that it got me fired up, even though it is also very commercial. That being said, I also must confess that the videoclip got me more excited than the song itself, but itβs definitely a great suggestion for tonightβs runway..