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I'd just like to give you all a reminder

1stJun 13, 2016 by temponeptune

of the most retarded HOH in history, AKA when Natalie won f4 hoh in BB11. Everyone seems to forget it, but I just rewatched Bb11 and its a testiment to how idiodic Natalie is. "How can a final 4 hoh be so dumb," you may ask, "It means nothing!" Well, let's recap, shall we? So Natalie wins HOH and has a Pandoras Box, which she decides to open.

She then gets the choice as to whether or not shed like to spend 10 minutes with a loved one, and as a result be forced to sit out of the veto competition. Being the genius she is, she takes the offer, sitting out of the competition when ITS LITERALLY 2 VS 2 and leaving Kevin stranded. So then her husband proposes to her, and she gets offered another 10 minutes with him at the expense of the house getting more punishment which she immediately accepts, so people with costumes come in and annoy the living shit out of the remaining houseguests.

When she comes out, shes like "I got screwed, I cant play POV." So the houseguests, confused because they got a punishment, ask what happened. Natalie being the quick thinker she is makes up the worlds biggest lie about a vote reversal, meaning when she makes final 2, the votes are flipped, so if she wins 6-3 she actually loses 3-6. Now this makes 0 fucking sense so the house immediately calls her out on it, and she admits to her lie and is like "You guys got duped by an 18 year old haha lol." The house is then extremely confused as to why she lied about it as well as why a fucking 18 year old is getting proposed to, but Natalie thinks shes hot shit. (Side note, the lie about Natalie being 18 is the most useless lie to ever exist, like fucking why. You look like a hag, nobody buys it.)

Then, Natalie, who has ZERO power because she's final 4 HOH and can't play pov, walks around with a crown on her head making a big deal about her nominations. She decides to nominate Kevin and Michele, and literally attacks them for no fucking reason. “Kevin, I have nominated you because you say that the big brother game is just like a game of chess. Well Kevin, I just thought 3 moves ahead and you just got duped. I’m gonna try to beat you to the punch and get you out before you can get me out. Michelle, my personal opinion is if I make a deal with you, I make a deal with the devil.” This, in effect pisses the fuck out of Michele and Kevin, displaying an incredible sense of jury management.

She then goes to the diary room and talks about how shes playing the entire house, and Jordan will take her to final 2 because she didn't nominate her, and the house is thrown off the scent of her and Kevin working together. Everyone literally just sees right through it because f4 noms dont mean shit, and Natalie proceeds to look like a moron and think she's the shit all the way up until her 2nd place finish.

tl;dr Natalie had one of the most cringeworthy HOH's of all time, and I'm not sure why people don't remember it because its so dumb it deserves to be remembered.

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Paragraphs pls

Sent by Booyahhayoob,Jun 13, 2016

fixed booyahhayoob

Sent by temponeptune,Jun 13, 2016

temponeptune ty ily

Sent by Booyahhayoob,Jun 13, 2016

Lmao

Sent by Russell11,Jun 13, 2016

I hated her lmfao

Sent by dustin24688642,Jun 13, 2016

Natalie was cringey the entire time. I hated her lol

Sent by Amanyaman,Jun 14, 2016

this was perfect! more blogs like these please

Sent by Mexus,Jun 14, 2016

LMAO this writeup was actually very entertaining.

Nice job

Sent by DJ4460,Jun 14, 2016

This was amazing

Sent by mattmon3365,Jun 14, 2016

well Idk it seems amazing as a trainwreck

Sent by bayonetta,Jun 14, 2016

I hated her SO much

Sent by Cornelia,Jun 14, 2016

I remember this and yeah she was fucking stupid

Sent by SurvivorFan37,Jun 14, 2016

ikr

Sent by ghrocky100,Jun 14, 2016

SHE WAS THE WORST

Sent by ElectraViv,Jun 14, 2016

Everything about bb11s finish sucked

Sent by RodneyRules1219,Jun 14, 2016

YES!!!!!!!!! AND I ONLY WON... BECAUSE I STAYED TRUE TO MY WORD!

Sent by Funnehliner,Jun 14, 2016

I think it was a good idea but she was just an entire mess.

Also side note, my favorite part of BB14 is Wil mocking her by saying "WOO IM NATALIE IM 18 but I still drink" and then he chugs a bottle of wine

Sent by konohavillage1,Jun 14, 2016

SCRAPPY DOO WAS MY FAVE AFTER KEVIN AND CHIMA AND JESSIE THAT SEASON

Sent by Dinosauro27,Jun 14, 2016

Still not dumber than Kevin evicting Michele

Sent by joe1110,Jun 14, 2016

Okay did she actually do this? wow i LOVED Natalie during the season back then but everyone has hated her and I had no clue why

Sent by teamjacz,Jun 14, 2016

She also supports trump and is anti-trans trash

Sent by Brandonator,Jun 14, 2016

also she lost because she couldnt get her ally's vote

thats shows some horrible social gameplay

Sent by MelihV,Jun 14, 2016

temponeptune
Big Brother makes everyone open Pandoras Box.. So like, she basically had to open them.

Sent by JoeDaManXD,Jun 14, 2016

I agree about this HOH, however, could you not use the word retarded. Please

Sent by Dinosauro27,Jun 14, 2016

lmao i fucking hated her she didn't deserve f2 at all
and TRUE joe1110

Sent by Toast805,Jun 14, 2016

IM GAGGING

Sent by PinesDipper,Jun 14, 2016

rachel and jordan with pandora's box would like to disagree with ya

Sent by JamesM,Jun 14, 2016

PLEASE.

Sent by KatarinaDuCouteau,Jun 14, 2016

LOL

Sent by Thumper91,Jun 14, 2016

You literally stole this from me??? temponeptune

Sent by Patootie,Jun 14, 2016

patootie this wasnt the top blog anyway, i changed it last sec

Sent by temponeptune,Jun 15, 2016

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